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CHII get my sock off .
CHIdo that one first .
MOT*MOT: well I don't know if we can do both feet .
MOTum might be able to do both .
CHIyeah .
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CHIwant to do Mummy's fingers now .
MOTyeah .
MOT*MOT: need to make it quite big though , don't we for Mummy's fingers .
MOTa bit wider .
CHInow it's wider .
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MOTI think your hands are too small , aren't they ?
MOTkeep them on the mat .
MOT*MOT: don't put them on the carpet .
CHII throw one .
CHIthis one .
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CHIthis one .
MOT<no no> [/] no .
MOT*MOT: because if you threw it we'd have to put it away and you don't want it put away , do you ?
CHIjust roll it .
CHIoh .
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CHIgo drive .
MOTdarling .
MOT*MOT: the wheels don't go round .
MOTlook .
MOTyou've made one fall off .
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MOTyou've made one fall off .
MOToh no .
MOT*MOT: don't eat it .
MOTit'll make you very poorly if you eat this .
MOTmake you very very poorly in fact .
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MOTmake you very very poorly in fact .
CHIsorry .
MOT*MOT: oh I need to put the exhaust pipe on , don't I ?
CHIput exhaust pipes .
CHIthat's the pipe .
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CHIxxx another car .
CHIgo xxx .
MOT*MOT: don't do that on my knees , Warren .
MOTno [/] no .
MOTit hurts Mummy's legs .
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MOTgo on .
MOTif you need a wee you'd better go and have one .
MOT*MOT: because we don't want anything like this morning when you weed on the floor .
MOTgo on .
MOTgo and have your +/.
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CHIlike a puppy [= says puppa] .
MOTa puppy [= says puppa] ?
MOT*MOT: don't you mean a puppy ?
CHIno .
CHIa puppy [= says puppa] .
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CHIhold on tight .
CHIpumpy pump .
MOT*MOT: oh don't bounce on my knees please .
CHIhold on tight .
CHIhold on tight to my balls .
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MOTnow we're starting to get soft stuff everywhere .
MOTno .
MOT*MOT: don't bounce on my legs .
MOTit hurts .
MOTno .
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MOTyou want a camel ?
CHIdo a camel .
MOT*MOT: I don't think I can run to camels .
MOTtheir legs are too long .
CHIlet's [/] let's do that .
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MOTif you will jump about and be giddy people will get hurt .
MOTare you sleepy ?
MOT*MOT: I still don't know whose birthday it is .
MOTshall we cut the cake ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTit's all right .
MOTwe can put the candle back .
MOT*MOT: don't worry .
CHIwant it back together .
MOTyou just told me you wanted me to cut it up fickle one .