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MOTthe jelly teddy had to go because you took so long about getting round to eating it it had to go .
MOTbecause it went all horrible .
MOT*MOT: but if you eat your tea all up you will watch Old_Bear .
MOTthat's right .
CHIthere's Old_Bear .
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MOTit might be treasure but I don't think it is .
CHImy tea set .
MOT*MOT: I think it is your tea set .
MOTyou're quite right .
MOTone day you might open it and there might be treasure in it .
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CHIdry the carpet .
CHIsee all dirty .
MOT*MOT: you could always brush the carpet with your brush .
CHII want to play little teddy .
MOTwhere's my cup of tea , Warren ?
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MOTno .
MOTWarren .
MOT*MOT: your potty's here pet .
MOTit's there .
MOTyour potty's here .
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MOTyour potty's here pet .
MOTit's there .
MOT*MOT: your potty's here .
CHII get another potty .
MOTno .
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MOTcome back .
MOTcome back .
MOT*MOT: if you need a wee do it in your car potty .
CHII crawl again .
MOTthat was a funny walk , wasn't it ?
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CHII crawl again .
MOTthat was a funny walk , wasn't it ?
MOT*MOT: one of your crazy walks .
CHIit's coming .
MOTnow is there some wee coming ?
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CHIyes .
MOTWarren .
MOT*MOT: your modesty is commendable .
MOTright .
MOTis there a wee coming ?
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MOTno .
MOTdon't jump on the lump because it hurts the lump .
MOT*MOT: in a minute I'll whip your trousers and pants off .
CHII lie here .
CHII getting +//.
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MOTthat's a funny nappy .
MOTit's stripy .
MOT*MOT: before we put your trousers on do you want a wee ?
CHIyes .
MOTokay .
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MOTit's a bit cold for butterflys .
MOTthere are some birds .
MOT*MOT: in fact there are two birds pecking on your nut holder .
CHIno .
CHIno .
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MOTwe're taking you out for the day on Saturday .
MOTto see some friends who have no children .
MOT*MOT: having seen you and heard your conversation I doubt that they ever will have children .
CHIwant a wee .
MOTwell do a wee then .
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CHIwant a wee .
MOTwell do a wee then .
MOT*MOT: you're on your potty .
CHII can't do a wee .
MOTwell I'm not surprised because you had one about two minutes ago .
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MOTwell I'm not surprised because you had one about two minutes ago .
MOTit doesn't matter if you can't do one .
MOT*MOT: it's better that you should sit on your potty and not be able to do anything than not go on the potty and do something in your pants .
MOThave you done what you set out to do ?
CHIdone a wee .
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CHIMummy bought things in the shop .
MOTthat's what happens when you start getting giddy , Warren .
MOT*MOT: you bash your head on the chair arm .
CHIyes .
MOTjust be grateful it wasn't this chair arm because this hasn't got any padding on .
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MOTjust be grateful it wasn't this chair arm because this hasn't got any padding on .
CHII want my Daddy .
MOT*MOT: I think your Daddy's out pet .
CHII want xxx .
MOTI think Daddy's out .
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MOTWarren .
MOTWarren .
MOT*MOT: why don't you show Anna your Humpty_Dumpty ?
MOTno .
MOTare you not going to show it ?