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MOTyes .
MOTI know I've put it the wrong way .
MOT*MOT: thank you for telling me .
CHIand xxx won't [: willn't] go to xxx .
CHIxxx .
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MOTyou're still washing him ,, are you ?
CHIhis shoes are wet .
MOT*MOT: he must have been very dirty if you've got to wash him for that length of time .
CHII put his legs like that .
CHIhis shoes .
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MOTyours are ten hole feet .
MOTnever mind two hole feet .
MOT*MOT: I need a double measurer for your feet .
MOTgoodness me , Aran .
MOToh yes .
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MOThmm ?
CHImy Daddy tell [*] me to do it .
MOT*MOT: I don't believe that for one minute .
MOTyou're very good at saying people have told you to do things ,, aren't you ?
MOTI reckon that was a porkie+pie .
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MOTwell then it's very difficult to steal ,, isn't it ?
MOTnow don't be silly about it Mister_robber .
MOT*MOT: I shall send for P_C_Arthur_Selby .
CHIyou can be P_C_Arthur_Selby .
MOTevening all .
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MOTit won't [: willn't] stop it working .
MOTcome on .
MOT*MOT: if you don't send me to prison I'll rebuild this engine shed right away for you .
MOTI'll make a really good job of it .
CHIwhy did you put your driver in ?
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MOTwell you'd better run after him ,, hadn't you ?
CHI<you get> [//] you look for the handcuffs .
MOT*MOT: I've got to look for the handcuffs ,, have I ?
CHIto lock the robber up .
MOToh I don't know where I last saw the handcuffs I'm sure .
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MOToh just a minute .
MOTcome on .
MOT*MOT: <here's the> [/] here's the er handcuffs for the robbers .
CHInow robber .
MOToh please don't hurt me .
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CHIwho to ?
MOTthe European Court of human rights .
MOT*MOT: for mistreating me while I'm imprisoned .
MOTunder the Geneva convention I'm entitled to certain privileges .
CHIthis is prison .
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MOThave I got to stay behind this door ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: how long have I got to stay here for ?
CHIuntil Mister_Plod can take you to prison .
MOTMister_Plod can take me to prison ?
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MOToh dear .
MOTthis is terrible .
MOT*MOT: I think I'm going to make a bid for freedom .
MOTI'm going to try and escape .
CHIno .
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CHII want a drink .
MOTwell number one .
MOT*MOT: you won't [: willn't] get a drink asking for it like that ,, will you ?
CHIyes .
MOTand number two .
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MOTI've got the bruises to show it .
MOTthere you are .
MOT*MOT: thank you very much for getting me out of prison with your pliers .
MOTthat's very decent of you .
CHII just put them .