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CHII 0am [*] wearing these shorts .
MOTno .
MOT*MOT: you're not wearing your shorts yet ,, are you ?
MOTyou've got to say to me what are you doing ?
CHIum I 0am [*] flying .
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MOTyou'll have to get the lid off this tin so awe can see if there (i)s any paint inside .
MOToh dear , Pat .
MOT*MOT: you dropped paint all down your trousers .
MOThere you are .
MOThave this rag to rub it off .
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CHIhello Ted .
MOTer just a minute .
MOT*MOT: you've got to go home for your clean pair of trousers .
CHIyou are Ted .
MOTI'm Sarah .
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CHIhello Ted .
MOToh Pat .
MOT*MOT: what have you done to your trousers ?
CHIsee Granny_Dryden can't reach her ceiling .
MOTcan't she ?
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MOTcan't she ?
CHIno .
MOT*MOT: so how do you get paint on your trousers ?
CHIer Granny_Dryden can't reach her ceiling .
MOTGranny_Dryden can't reach the ceiling .
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CHIyeah .
MOTwhat happened ?
MOT*MOT: did paint fall all down your trousers ?
CHIyeah .
MOTwhat a mess .
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CHIyeah .
MOTwhat a mess .
MOT*MOT: have you come home for your spare trousers ?
CHIyeah .
MOTwell you can't have them .
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CHIhello Ted .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: are you going on your holidays ?
CHIof course I'm not .
MOTwell why have you got your shorts on then ?
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MOTare you going on your holidays ?
CHIof course I'm not .
MOT*MOT: well why have you got your shorts on then ?
CHIthe ones I do the gardening in sometimes .
MOTshorts you do the gardening in .
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CHIthey are the ones I do the garden in .
MOToh well I can see they are now you mention it .
MOT*MOT: where are your proper trousers ?
CHII drip a bit of paint on my other ones .
MOToh I see , Pat .
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MOTshe's got some visitors coming .
MOTshe's asked me to borrow some sheets .
MOT*MOT: you can put it on your knees in the van to get warm, .
CHIall right .
MOTgoodbye Miss_Hubboard .
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CHIhere you are .
MOTyou'll have to be careful round the chickens in those shorts , Pat .
MOT*MOT: the chickens might peck your legs .
MOTwhy are you wearing shorts today ?
MOTit's not very warm .
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MOToh well you'd better come out and let me have a look at that .
MOToh you do look a mess , Pat with those shorts on .
MOT*MOT: and straw stuck in your hair and all over your uniform .
MOTwhat's Sarah going to say when you get home ?
CHIbrumm@o .
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CHIbrumm@o .
MOTcome on .
MOT*MOT: let me brush your uniform for you .
CHIhello Sarah .
MOThello Pat .
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MOTthose trousers are awful .
MOTthey're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
MOT*MOT: and you've got a big bang on your head .
MOTare you sure you're well enough to go and help Granny_Dryden tonight ?
CHIoh yes .
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CHIoh yes .
CHIof course I am .
MOT*MOT: right well I think you'd better have your tea and then you can go off and help Granny_Dryden ,, can't you ?
CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
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CHII put dirt on them .
MOThow did you put dirt on them ?
MOT*MOT: you only had to put them in your van and take them up to Dorothy_Thompson .
MOTdid you drop them ?
CHIbrumm@o .
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CHIer Granny_Dryden .
MOToh there's Granny_Dryden .
MOT*MOT: you'd better go off to Granny_Dryden's in your van and take these letters to Granny_Dryden .
CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Granny_Dryden .
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MOToh it is nice to have +//.
MOTwhat are you drinking out of the sugar basin for , Pat ?
MOT*MOT: here's your cup and saucer .
MOTyou silly boy .
CHII am a silly man .
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MOTbyebye Pat .
MOTcome again soon .
MOT*MOT: you've gone to sleep in your van , Pat .
MOTis Jess asleep as well ?
CHIyeah .
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CHIno .
CHIit's not .
MOT*MOT: are you coming for your breakfast ?
CHIit's still bedtime .
MOTit's still bedtime ,, is it ?
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CHI<why are there> [/] why are there diversions ?
MOTwell there's been a landslide .
MOT*MOT: and so P_C_Selby's put a diversion on the road by the river so you can't go that way in your van .
CHII take the +//.
CHIgone .
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CHIyeah .
CHIum can you find it for me ?
MOT*MOT: your mobile phone ?
CHIyeah .
MOTdo you need a mobile phone , Pat ?
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MOTdo you need a mobile phone , Pat ?
CHIyeah I do .
MOT*MOT: I thought it was enough driving round in your van all day without having mobile phones .
CHIthis [/] this xxx .
MOThere we are .
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CHIthis [/] this xxx .
MOThere we are .
MOT*MOT: here's your mobile phone , Pat .
MOTa new edition to the postman .
MOTwho are you ringing up on your mobile phone ?
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MOThere's your mobile phone , Pat .
MOTa new edition to the postman .
MOT*MOT: who are you ringing up on your mobile phone ?
CHIthe firemen .
MOTthe firemen .
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MOTwell that's very silly Postman_Pat ,, isn't it ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: aren't you afraid that your letters (wi)ll get wet ?
CHIhaven't got my letters in my hand .
MOTwell where are they then ?
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MOTyou help get Norman_Price out then .
CHII 0have [*] got him .
MOT*MOT: be careful of your letters .
MOTyou don't want to kick them .
MOTthey'll all get wet and dirty and then everybody'll complain if you do that with the letters .
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MOTwhat a wet day .
MOToh Pat .
MOT*MOT: you're going to get into serious trouble kicking your letter sand parcels and things .
MOTI shall take these back to Missis_Goggins at the post office and let her sort them out .
MOTbecause you're obviously not delivering them properly .
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MOTno .
MOTI'd rather you didn't .
MOT*MOT: I'm afraid your surgical techniques are a bit too much for me .
CHII'm good at getting things out of your hair .
MOTwell there are always things in my hair .
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CHII was crying .
MOTyou were crying ,, weren't you ?
MOT*MOT: broke your heart over this balloon ,, didn't you ?
MOTI told you not to let it go ,, didn't I ?
MOTand I said to you don't let that go , Aran .