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CHII think this one's empty .
MOTyou think that tin of paint's empty .
MOT*MOT: well I'm not sure , Pat .
MOTyou be very careful with it .
CHIyou hold it .
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MOThave you come home for your spare trousers ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: well you can't have them .
CHIwhy ?
MOTbecause I've taken them to the dry cleaner's in Pancaster .
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MOTare you going on your holidays ?
CHIof course I'm not .
MOT*MOT: well why have you got your shorts on then ?
CHIthe ones I do the gardening in sometimes .
MOTshorts you do the gardening in .
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CHII was going to give her some help with her ceiling .
MOTyou were going to give her some help with the ceiling .
MOT*MOT: well I tell you what .
MOTI'll come and help this evening .
MOTyou and I we'll both go to Granny_Dryden's .
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CHIyes .
CHIcourse there is .
MOT*MOT: well what is this reason , Pat ?
CHII don't know .
MOThaven't you got any proper trousers , Pat ?
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MOThaven't you got any proper trousers , Pat ?
CHIno .
MOT*MOT: well I think you should complain to the G_P_O and ask for more uniform .
MOTyou can't go round in Bermuda shorts like that in all weathers .
CHIthey aren't shorts .
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CHIthey are old trousers .
CHIthey are the ones I do the garden in .
MOT*MOT: oh well I can see they are now you mention it .
MOTwhere are your proper trousers ?
CHII drip a bit of paint on my other ones .
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CHItrousers .
MOToh really .
MOT*MOT: well they're not very long trousers ,, are they ?
MOTstuck for words .
CHIsee Granny_Dryden can't reach her ceiling .
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MOThas she got enough paint ?
CHIno .
MOT*MOT: well we've got lots of old <jars of paint> [//] tins of paint in [/] in the barn .
MOTwhy don't you go and see ?
CHIis this the barn ?
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CHII climb this one .
MOTyou've climbed up ?
MOT*MOT: well be careful you don't fall into that hay .
CHIaah .
CHII banged on the head .
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CHII banged on the head .
MOTyou've banged yourself on the head ?
MOT*MOT: oh well you'd better come out and let me have a look at that .
MOToh you do look a mess , Pat with those shorts on .
MOTand straw stuck in your hair and all over your uniform .
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MOTyou do look a mess .
MOTthose trousers are awful .
MOT*MOT: they're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
MOTand you've got a big bang on your head .
MOTare you sure you're well enough to go and help Granny_Dryden tonight ?
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MOTthey're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
MOTand you've got a big bang on your head .
MOT*MOT: are you sure you're well enough to go and help Granny_Dryden tonight ?
CHIoh yes .
CHIof course I am .
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CHIoh yes .
CHIof course I am .
MOT*MOT: right well I think you'd better have your tea and then you can go off and help Granny_Dryden ,, can't you ?
CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
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CHIer they're very dirty .
MOTthey're very dirty ?
MOT*MOT: well they were clean when I gave them to you .
MOTwhat did you do with them ?
CHII put dirt on them .
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MOTdon't forget to take them to Granny_Dryden ,, will you ?
CHIis there any post for Ted_Glen ?
MOT*MOT: well I've given you the parcel for Ted_Glen .
MOTwhat do you think it is ?
MOTdo you think he's been sending for something again ?
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MOToh they might ask you to the party if you take that parcel up on their birthday .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: well those are the letters .
MOTthey're not parcels .
MOTThompson twins aren't going to be pleased with letters when they expected parcels ,, are they ?
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MOThere's Dorothy now feeding the chickens .
CHIhere you are , Dorothy .
MOT*MOT: well why have you brought me eggs , Pat ?
MOTthose are the eggs you're supposed to be taking to the Reverend_Tim's .
CHIthese are the eggs for your wife .
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MOToh all right then .
MOTleave them with me .
MOT*MOT: well Pat .
MOTdo you know what goes on the front of my new tractor ?
CHIwhat ?
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MOTyou haven't seen it ?
CHIno .
MOT*MOT: well I'll have to show it to you next time I get it out ,, won't [: willn't] I ?
CHII 0have [*] got some post for you , Alf_Thompson .
MOToh thank you but I'm not sure I'm very keen on this .
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MOToh thank you but I'm not sure I'm very keen on this .
MOTI think one of these is a bill from the electricity board .
MOT*MOT: it'll be a big bill as well .
MOTwe've had those incubators for the chickens running .
CHIyeah .
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CHIis there any more post now ?
MOTany more post ?
MOT*MOT: well here's some letters for you .
MOTthree sets of letters .
MOTand two great big parcels .
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MOTcome again soon .
MOTyou've gone to sleep in your van , Pat .
MOT*MOT: is Jess asleep as well ?
CHIyeah .
MOToh you've woken up ,, haven't you ?
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MOTwhat are you doing in bed ?
CHIit's night+time .
MOT*MOT: well you'll have to get up early in the morning to deliver all the letters ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
MOTcome on .
MOTwake up time , Pat .
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MOTmen don't eat bacon ?
CHIno .
MOT*MOT: well you ate enough on Sunday .
CHIhere you are .
MOTwell why are you giving me this parcel , Pat ?
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MOTwell you ate enough on Sunday .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: well why are you giving me this parcel , Pat ?
CHIit's from Ted_Glen .
MOTand what's he sending to me ?
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INVright .
CHII 0have [*] got one for Granny_Dryden .
INV*INV: one for Granny_Dryden as well ?
CHIyeah .
MOTwhat about P_C_Selby ?
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MOTthere's the diversion .
CHI<why are there> [/] why are there diversions ?
MOT*MOT: well there's been a landslide .
MOTand so P_C_Selby's put a diversion on the road by the river so you can't go that way in your van .
CHII take the +//.
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CHIgone .
CHI<I take that to> [/] I take that to Ted_Glen .
MOT*MOT: well if you take the cones off the road and people drive along that road and they fall off the road into the river what's going to happen ?
CHIthey will get back .
MOThow will they get back ?
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CHIthe firemen .
MOTthe firemen .
MOT*MOT: well go on then .
MOTwhat are you telling them ?
CHIthe bridge is broken .
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MOThow could he tell that the water was clean ?
CHIhe can't .
MOT*MOT: well he might be poorly then ,, mightn't he if he's drunk dirty water ?
CHIit's not dirty water .
CHIit's clean water .
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MOTis he drowning ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: well we'd better be quick then ,, hadn't we ?
MOTneenaw@c .
CHIneenaw@c .
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CHIthat's the river in there .
MOTthat's the river down there ,, is it ?
MOT*MOT: well hadn't you better find some ladders ?
CHII 0have [*] got the ladders .
MOTare you going to pass them to Norman so he can climb out ?
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MOTyou're going to jump in the river with Norman ,, are you ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: well that's very silly Postman_Pat ,, isn't it ?
CHIyeah .
MOTaren't you afraid that your letters (wi)ll get wet ?
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MOTaren't you afraid that your letters (wi)ll get wet ?
CHIhaven't got my letters in my hand .
MOT*MOT: well where are they then ?
CHIthere they are .
MOToh .
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CHIlet's play with them again .
MOTplay with them again .
MOT*MOT: well what shall we do this time ?
MOT<where are> [/] where are we going this time ?
CHIto the crocodiles .
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MOTyou spoil things .
MOTno .
MOT*MOT: well you're being silly again ,, aren't you ?
MOTcome on .
MOTcome and play nicely please .
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MOThave I ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: yeah well I don't think I'd trust you to get it out .
CHIyeah .
MOTwhat is it that's in my eye ?
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CHIum something dirty .
CHIsomething dirty .
MOT*MOT: well I can't feel it .
MOTnow shall we leave it until Daddy comes in ?
CHII get it out .
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MOTI'm afraid your surgical techniques are a bit too much for me .
CHII'm good at getting things out of your hair .
MOT*MOT: well there are always things in my hair .
MOT<it's that [/] that> [//] it's the honeysuckle ,, isn't it that drops into my hair ?
CHIhow ?
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CHIhow ?
MOThow .
MOT*MOT: well everytime I come in through the front door I pass under the honeysuckle and it drops things into my hair ,, doesn't it ?
CHIwhat ?
MOTeither that or my head hits the cherry tree when I get out of the car ,, doesn't it ?
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MOTeither that or my head hits the cherry tree when I get out of the car ,, doesn't it ?
MOTand you pick all the bits and pieces out of my hair ,, don't you ?
MOT*MOT: well come on .
MOTtell me about Postman_Pat and these crocodiles .
CHII let the balloon fly away .