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CHIflying across ceiling .
MOToh hello Pat .
MOT*MOT: I'm just painting my ceiling today but it's very difficult because I can't reach .
CHII think this one's empty .
MOTyou think that tin of paint's empty .
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MOTyou think that tin of paint's empty .
MOTwell I'm not sure , Pat .
MOT*MOT: you be very careful with it .
CHIyou hold it .
MOTI'll hold it then .
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MOTthe chickens might peck your legs .
MOTwhy are you wearing shorts today ?
MOT*MOT: it's not very warm .
CHIthey aren't shorts .
MOTwhat are they then ?
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CHItrousers .
MOToh really .
MOT*MOT: well they're not very long trousers ,, are they ?
MOTstuck for words .
CHIsee Granny_Dryden can't reach her ceiling .
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MOTand what did she say ?
CHIer they're very dirty .
MOT*MOT: they're very dirty ?
MOTwell they were clean when I gave them to you .
MOTwhat did you do with them ?
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CHIwhy is he poorly ?
MOThe's got flu .
MOT*MOT: he's got a very bad cold .
MOTit's <all those drips> [//] all those holes in the church ceiling .
MOTwater keeps dripping through and he's got cold and he's got wet and he's poorly .
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MOTwell I'll have to show it to you next time I get it out ,, won't [: willn't] I ?
CHII 0have [*] got some post for you , Alf_Thompson .
MOT*MOT: oh thank you but I'm not sure I'm very keen on this .
MOTI think one of these is a bill from the electricity board .
MOTit'll be a big bill as well .
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MOTyou don't just pour it out of the basin .
CHIit's too late .
MOT*MOT: <I think> [/] I think my tea's going to be very sweet .
MOTstill .
MOTit's hot and wet .
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CHIchocolates .
MOTchocolates .
MOT*MOT: oh that's very nice of Ted ,, isn't it ?
MOTyou never bring me chocolates ,, do you ?
CHIno .
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CHII don't .
MOTor flowers .
MOT*MOT: you're not a very good husband ,, are you , Pat ?
CHIwhy ?
MOTbecause you never bring me chocolates and flowers .
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MOTyou're going to jump in the river with Norman ,, are you ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: well that's very silly Postman_Pat ,, isn't it ?
CHIyeah .
MOTaren't you afraid that your letters (wi)ll get wet ?