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CHII 0am [*] wearing these shorts .
MOTno .
MOT*MOT: you're not wearing your shorts yet ,, are you ?
MOTyou've got to say to me what are you doing ?
CHIum I 0am [*] flying .
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MOTthe ones you do the gardening in ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: they look more like shorts than trousers .
CHIno .
CHIthey don't .
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MOTare you going on your holidays ?
CHIof course I'm not .
MOT*MOT: well why have you got your shorts on then ?
CHIthe ones I do the gardening in sometimes .
MOTshorts you do the gardening in .
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MOTwell why have you got your shorts on then ?
CHIthe ones I do the gardening in sometimes .
MOT*MOT: shorts you do the gardening in .
MOThaven't you got any proper trousers ?
CHIno .
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CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: oh those are a fetching pair of Bermuda shorts you have on .
MOTis there a special reason for this ?
CHIyes .
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CHIno .
MOTwell I think you should complain to the G_P_O and ask for more uniform .
MOT*MOT: you can't go round in Bermuda shorts like that in all weathers .
CHIthey aren't shorts .
MOTaren't you cold ?
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MOTI'm just feeding the chickens .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: you'll have to be careful round the chickens in those shorts , Pat .
MOTthe chickens might peck your legs .
MOTwhy are you wearing shorts today ?
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MOTyou'll have to be careful round the chickens in those shorts , Pat .
MOTthe chickens might peck your legs .
MOT*MOT: why are you wearing shorts today ?
MOTit's not very warm .
CHIthey aren't shorts .
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MOTyou've banged yourself on the head ?
MOToh well you'd better come out and let me have a look at that .
MOT*MOT: oh you do look a mess , Pat with those shorts on .
MOTand straw stuck in your hair and all over your uniform .
MOTwhat's Sarah going to say when you get home ?