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MOThmm ?
CHIhello Granny_Dryden .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
CHII 0am [*] wearing these shorts .
MOTno .
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CHIum I 0am [*] flying .
CHIflying across ceiling .
MOT*MOT: oh hello Pat .
MOTI'm just painting my ceiling today but it's very difficult because I can't reach .
CHII think this one's empty .
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CHII think this one's empty .
MOTyou think that tin of paint's empty .
MOT*MOT: well I'm not sure , Pat .
MOTyou be very careful with it .
CHIyou hold it .
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MOTI can't get the lid off .
MOTyou'll have to get the lid off this tin so awe can see if there (i)s any paint inside .
MOT*MOT: oh dear , Pat .
MOTyou dropped paint all down your trousers .
MOThere you are .
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MOTyou'll have to go home for a clean pair of trousers ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
CHIbrumm@o .
MOT*MOT: are you going home for a clean pair of trousers , Pat ?
MOThmm ?
CHIhello Ted .
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MOTI'm Sarah .
CHIhello Ted .
MOT*MOT: oh Pat .
MOTwhat have you done to your trousers ?
CHIsee Granny_Dryden can't reach her ceiling .
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MOTyou look in the airing cupboard .
MOTthere might be an old pair of trousers in there .
MOT*MOT: you go and see , Pat .
CHIlook .
MOTwhat are we looking at ?
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CHIlook .
MOTwhat are we looking at ?
MOT*MOT: have you been in the airing cupboard , Pat ?
CHIyeah .
MOTand what have you found ?
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CHIthey don't .
MOTthey do .
MOT*MOT: oh you do look funny , Pat .
MOTeverybody's going to laugh at you .
CHIbrumm@o .
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MOTthose are better than nothing .
CHIhello Ted .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
MOTare you going on your holidays ?
CHIof course I'm not .
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CHIyou see Granny_Dryden can't reach her ceiling .
MOTGranny_Dryden couldn't reach her ceiling .
MOT*MOT: so what did you do , Pat ?
CHII was going to give her some help with her ceiling .
MOTyou were going to give her some help with the ceiling .
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CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
MOToh those are a fetching pair of Bermuda shorts you have on .
MOTis there a special reason for this ?
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CHIyes .
CHIcourse there is .
MOT*MOT: well what is this reason , Pat ?
CHII don't know .
MOThaven't you got any proper trousers , Pat ?
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MOTwell what is this reason , Pat ?
CHII don't know .
MOT*MOT: haven't you got any proper trousers , Pat ?
CHIno .
MOTwell I think you should complain to the G_P_O and ask for more uniform .
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MOTwhere are your proper trousers ?
CHII drip a bit of paint on my other ones .
MOT*MOT: oh I see , Pat .
MOTI see .
MOTbut I still think you need some new trousers from the G_P_O .
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CHIall right .
MOTgoodbye Miss_Hubboard .
MOT*MOT: byebye Pat .
CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Alf_Thompson .
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CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Alf_Thompson .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
MOTwhat have you brought for me ?
CHIum some sheets .
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MOTI'm just feeding the chickens .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: you'll have to be careful round the chickens in those shorts , Pat .
MOTthe chickens might peck your legs .
MOTwhy are you wearing shorts today ?
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MOTyou've banged yourself on the head ?
MOToh well you'd better come out and let me have a look at that .
MOT*MOT: oh you do look a mess , Pat with those shorts on .
MOTand straw stuck in your hair and all over your uniform .
MOTwhat's Sarah going to say when you get home ?
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MOTlet me brush your uniform for you .
CHIhello Sarah .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
MOTyou do look a mess .
MOTthose trousers are awful .
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CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
MOTdid you take those sheets up to Dorothy_Thompson for me ?
CHIof course .
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MOTdid you drop them ?
CHIbrumm@o .
MOT*MOT: I shalln't ask you to do any more jobs for me , Pat .
MOTyou're hopeless .
MOTdropping my clean sheets in the mud .
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MOTare you going to say hello Missis_Goggins ?
CHIhello Missis_Goggins .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
MOTwhat are you doing today , Pat ?
MOTare you going on holiday ?
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CHIhello Missis_Goggins .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: what are you doing today , Pat ?
MOTare you going on holiday ?
CHIof course I'm not .
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MOTthat big parcels for Ted_Glen .
MOTit's the little parcel that's for the +//.
MOT*MOT: oh thank you , Pat .
MOTjust what I needed .
MOTtwo new sets of pliers for my tool+bag .
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MOTgive some of those letters to Alf_Thompson .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: oh thank you Pat .
MOThave you seen my new tractor , Pat ?
CHII haven't .
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CHIhere you are .
MOToh thank you Pat .
MOT*MOT: have you seen my new tractor , Pat ?
CHII haven't .
MOToh it's a lovely new tractor .
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MOThere's Dorothy now feeding the chickens .
CHIhere you are , Dorothy .
MOT*MOT: well why have you brought me eggs , Pat ?
MOTthose are the eggs you're supposed to be taking to the Reverend_Tim's .
CHIthese are the eggs for your wife .
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MOToh all right then .
MOTleave them with me .
MOT*MOT: well Pat .
MOTdo you know what goes on the front of my new tractor ?
CHIwhat ?
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MOTand +/.
CHIhello Missis_Goggins .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
CHIis there any more post now ?
MOTany more post ?
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CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Granny_Dryden .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
CHII 0have [*] got some post for you .
MOToh thank you .
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CHIyeah .
MOTwould you like a cup of tea Jess ?
MOT*MOT: I mean Pat .
MOTthere's a saucer of milk for Jess here .
CHII will get him .
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MOTthank you .
CHIyou look after all that .
MOT*MOT: I've got to look after all the post ,, have I Pat ?
MOToh look .
MOTthe saucer's on there and a cup of tea's on there if you'd just like to pass it to me .
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CHIall right .
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: oh thank you so much , Pat .
MOTwould you like to pour a cup of tea out for me ?
CHIoh yes please .
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CHIpour [/] pour .
CHIsome sugar in .
MOT*MOT: Pat .
MOTyou usually use a spoon with the sugar .
MOTyou don't just pour it out of the basin .
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MOTdelicious .
MOToh it is nice to have +//.
MOT*MOT: what are you drinking out of the sugar basin for , Pat ?
MOThere's your cup and saucer .
MOTyou silly boy .
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MOTit is nice to have some company .
MOTit is nice to have somebody to come and drink a cup of tea with me .
MOT*MOT: have you got a busy round today , Pat ?
CHIyeah .
CHII 0have [*] got lots of letters today , Granny_Dryden .
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CHIwhy did you drop them ?
CHIdrink it out the sugar basin .
MOT*MOT: you are a silly man , Pat ,, aren't you ?
MOTwhat does Sarah say about you ?
MOTdoes she let you drink out of the sugar basin ?
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CHIbyebye .
MOTbyebye .
MOT*MOT: byebye Pat .
MOTcome again soon .
MOTyou've gone to sleep in your van , Pat .
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MOTbyebye Pat .
MOTcome again soon .
MOT*MOT: you've gone to sleep in your van , Pat .
MOTis Jess asleep as well ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTPeter_Fog's waiting for his letters .
MOThe's wanting to go out on his motorbike .
MOT*MOT: where's those letters , Pat ?
MOTI'm wanting to go out on my motorbike and you're late with the post .
MOTI shall complain to the G_P_O that you can't arrive on time .
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MOTwell you'll have to get up early in the morning to deliver all the letters ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
MOTcome on .
MOT*MOT: wake up time , Pat .
CHIno .
CHIit's not .
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MOTJulian's getting up to go to school .
MOTJulian's going to have some cereal and some toast for breakfast .
MOT*MOT: what are you going to have , Pat ?
CHI<I'm going to have> [/] I'm going to have tea for my breakfast .
MOTtea ?
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MOTwell you ate enough on Sunday .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: well why are you giving me this parcel , Pat ?
CHIit's from Ted_Glen .
MOTand what's he sending to me ?
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CHII don't .
MOTor flowers .
MOT*MOT: you're not a very good husband ,, are you , Pat ?
CHIwhy ?
MOTbecause you never bring me chocolates and flowers .
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MOTare you going to water Miss_Hubboard's plants while she's away .
CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
MOThello Pat .
CHIhere you are .
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CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: hello Pat .
CHIhere you are .
MOTthank you .
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MOTwho are they for ?
CHIum +...
MOT*MOT: be careful that you don't take the road by the river , Pat .
MOTbecause there's a diversion there .
MOTP_C_Selby's put some cones up .
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MOTyour mobile phone ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: do you need a mobile phone , Pat ?
CHIyeah I do .
MOTI thought it was enough driving round in your van all day without having mobile phones .
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CHIthis [/] this xxx .
MOThere we are .
MOT*MOT: here's your mobile phone , Pat .
MOTa new edition to the postman .
MOTwho are you ringing up on your mobile phone ?