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CHII think it's making it worse .
MOTI think it's making it worse too ,, isn't it ?
MOT*MOT: it's rubbing it in instead of rubbing it off .
MOTyou'll have to go home for a clean pair of trousers ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
CHIbrumm@o .
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MOTwell you can't have them .
CHIwhy ?
MOT*MOT: because I've taken them to the dry cleaner's in Pancaster .
CHIwhen ?
MOTyesterday .
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MOTwhat are you going to do ?
CHII just look in the airing cupboard .
MOT*MOT: you look in the airing cupboard .
MOTthere might be an old pair of trousers in there .
MOTyou go and see , Pat .
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CHII just look in the airing cupboard .
MOTyou look in the airing cupboard .
MOT*MOT: there might be an old pair of trousers in there .
MOTyou go and see , Pat .
CHIlook .
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CHIlook .
MOTwhat are we looking at ?
MOT*MOT: have you been in the airing cupboard , Pat ?
CHIyeah .
MOTand what have you found ?
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MOTand what have you found ?
CHIthe ones I do the gardening in .
MOT*MOT: the ones you do the gardening in ?
CHIyeah .
MOTthey look more like shorts than trousers .
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MOTwell why have you got your shorts on then ?
CHIthe ones I do the gardening in sometimes .
MOT*MOT: shorts you do the gardening in .
MOThaven't you got any proper trousers ?
CHIno .
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MOTyou and I we'll both go to Granny_Dryden's .
MOTsee you there at seven o'clock with a set of ladders and we'll paint the ceiling together .
MOT*MOT: it'll be done in two ticks .
CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
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CHIno .
MOTwell I think you should complain to the G_P_O and ask for more uniform .
MOT*MOT: you can't go round in Bermuda shorts like that in all weathers .
CHIthey aren't shorts .
MOTaren't you cold ?
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MOTshe's got some visitors coming .
MOTshe's asked me to borrow some sheets .
MOT*MOT: you can put it on your knees in the van to get warm, .
CHIall right .
MOTgoodbye Miss_Hubboard .
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MOTI'm just feeding the chickens .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: you'll have to be careful round the chickens in those shorts , Pat .
MOTthe chickens might peck your legs .
MOTwhy are you wearing shorts today ?
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MOThas she got enough paint ?
CHIno .
MOT*MOT: well we've got lots of old <jars of paint> [//] tins of paint in [/] in the barn .
MOTwhy don't you go and see ?
CHIis this the barn ?
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MOToh well you'd better come out and let me have a look at that .
MOToh you do look a mess , Pat with those shorts on .
MOT*MOT: and straw stuck in your hair and all over your uniform .
MOTwhat's Sarah going to say when you get home ?
CHIbrumm@o .
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MOTyou do look a mess .
MOTthose trousers are awful .
MOT*MOT: they're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
MOTand you've got a big bang on your head .
MOTare you sure you're well enough to go and help Granny_Dryden tonight ?
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CHII put dirt on them .
MOThow did you put dirt on them ?
MOT*MOT: you only had to put them in your van and take them up to Dorothy_Thompson .
MOTdid you drop them ?
CHIbrumm@o .
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MOTI shalln't ask you to do any more jobs for me , Pat .
MOTyou're hopeless .
MOT*MOT: dropping my clean sheets in the mud .
CHIbrumm@o .
CHIxxx .
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MOThe's got flu .
MOThe's got a very bad cold .
MOT*MOT: it's <all those drips> [//] all those holes in the church ceiling .
MOTwater keeps dripping through and he's got cold and he's got wet and he's poorly .
MOTare you going to take them for me ?
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MOTthere's a saw and there's a hammer .
MOTthat looks like a ruler ,, doesn't it ?
MOT*MOT: a spirit level it could be ,, couldn't it in a tool+bag .
CHI<is there> [/] is there any +/.
MOTthere's Ted .
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MOTwe've had those incubators for the chickens running .
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: oh but here's a letter from my sister in Swansea .
CHIthis is a letter from your friends .
MOTa letter from my friends ,, is it ?
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MOToh some other letters .
MOToh yes you're right .
MOT*MOT: there's one from my friend George in Yorkshire .
MOTand +/.
CHIhello Missis_Goggins .
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CHIer Granny_Dryden .
MOToh there's Granny_Dryden .
MOT*MOT: you'd better go off to Granny_Dryden's in your van and take these letters to Granny_Dryden .
CHIbrumm@o .
CHIhello Granny_Dryden .
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CHII'm going to make some [/] some xxx .
CHIthe green one .
MOT*MOT: can I have some milk in my tea ?
MOTand two spoonfuls of sugar .
CHII xxx .
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MOTbyebye Pat .
MOTcome again soon .
MOT*MOT: you've gone to sleep in your van , Pat .
MOTis Jess asleep as well ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTI shall complain to the G_P_O that you can't arrive on time .
CHII'm in bed .
MOT*MOT: what are you doing in bed ?
CHIit's night+time .
MOTwell you'll have to get up early in the morning to deliver all the letters ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
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MOTwhat are you doing in bed ?
CHIit's night+time .
MOT*MOT: well you'll have to get up early in the morning to deliver all the letters ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
MOTcome on .
MOTwake up time , Pat .
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CHIhere you are .
MOTthank you .
MOT*MOT: it seems to me that you've given these to me and they're really in the post for somebody else .
CHIwho for ?
MOTMiss_Hubboard .
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CHI<why are there> [/] why are there diversions ?
MOTwell there's been a landslide .
MOT*MOT: and so P_C_Selby's put a diversion on the road by the river so you can't go that way in your van .
CHII take the +//.
CHIgone .
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MOTdo you need a mobile phone , Pat ?
CHIyeah I do .
MOT*MOT: I thought it was enough driving round in your van all day without having mobile phones .
CHIthis [/] this xxx .
MOThere we are .
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MOTdo we need our hose pipes ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: has somebody got stuck in the river ?
CHIyeah .
MOTwho ?
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MOTwho ?
CHINorman_Price .
MOT*MOT: Norman_Price doesn't live in Greevesdale .
CHIhe's just gone for a drink .
MOThe'd gone down to the river for a drink ?
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MOTwhere's this Norman_Price ?
CHIin there .
MOT*MOT: in where ?
CHIin that +//.
CHIthat's the river in there .
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MOTare you going to pass them to Norman so he can climb out ?
CHIotherwise I'll jump in the river .
MOT*MOT: you're going to jump in the river with Norman ,, are you ?
CHIyeah .
MOTwell that's very silly Postman_Pat ,, isn't it ?
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CHIto the crocodiles .
MOTthe crocodiles ?
MOT*MOT: there aren't any crocodiles in Greevesdale .
MOTthere are sheep .
MOThmm ?
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MOTyeah well I don't think I'd trust you to get it out .
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: what is it that's in my eye ?
CHIum something dirty .
CHIsomething dirty .
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CHIsomething dirty .
MOTwell I can't feel it .
MOT*MOT: now shall we leave it until Daddy comes in ?
CHII get it out .
MOTno .
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MOTI'm afraid your surgical techniques are a bit too much for me .
CHII'm good at getting things out of your hair .
MOT*MOT: well there are always things in my hair .
MOT<it's that [/] that> [//] it's the honeysuckle ,, isn't it that drops into my hair ?
CHIhow ?
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CHIhow ?
MOThow .
MOT*MOT: well everytime I come in through the front door I pass under the honeysuckle and it drops things into my hair ,, doesn't it ?
CHIwhat ?
MOTeither that or my head hits the cherry tree when I get out of the car ,, doesn't it ?