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MOTGranny_Dryden's hopping on one leg .
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: or you are ?
CHII am .
MOToh I don't think Granny_Dryden can hop on one leg ,, can she ?
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CHII 0am [*] hopping on one leg .
MOToh come on , Aran .
MOT*MOT: are you going to be Postman_Pat and I'll be Granny_Dryden ?
MOThmm ?
CHIhello Granny_Dryden .
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CHII 0am [*] wearing these shorts .
MOTno .
MOT*MOT: you're not wearing your shorts yet ,, are you ?
MOTyou've got to say to me what are you doing ?
CHIum I 0am [*] flying .
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MOTno .
MOTyou're not wearing your shorts yet ,, are you ?
MOT*MOT: you've got to say to me what are you doing ?
CHIum I 0am [*] flying .
CHIflying across ceiling .
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CHIyou hold it .
MOTI'll hold it then .
MOT*MOT: are you going to look at it ?
CHIyeah .
MOTcome on then .
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MOToh dear , Pat .
MOTyou dropped paint all down your trousers .
MOT*MOT: here you are .
MOThave this rag to rub it off .
CHII think it's making it worse .
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MOTyou'll have to go home for a clean pair of trousers ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
CHIbrumm@o .
MOT*MOT: are you going home for a clean pair of trousers , Pat ?
MOThmm ?
CHIhello Ted .
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MOTthey won't [: willn't] be ready until Wednesday .
CHIoh .
MOT*MOT: what are you going to do ?
CHII just look in the airing cupboard .
MOTyou look in the airing cupboard .
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MOTyou go and see , Pat .
CHIlook .
MOT*MOT: what are we looking at ?
MOThave you been in the airing cupboard , Pat ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTstill .
CHIhello [/] hello Ted .
MOT*MOT: those are better than nothing .
CHIhello Ted .
MOThello Pat .
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CHIhello Ted .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: are you going on your holidays ?
CHIof course I'm not .
MOTwell why have you got your shorts on then ?
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CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: oh those are a fetching pair of Bermuda shorts you have on .
MOTis there a special reason for this ?
CHIyes .
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CHIthey aren't shorts .
MOTaren't you cold ?
MOT*MOT: what are they ?
CHIthey a bit +//.
CHIthey are old trousers .
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CHIthey are old trousers .
CHIthey are the ones I do the garden in .
MOT*MOT: oh well I can see they are now you mention it .
MOTwhere are your proper trousers ?
CHII drip a bit of paint on my other ones .
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CHIthey are the ones I do the garden in .
MOToh well I can see they are now you mention it .
MOT*MOT: where are your proper trousers ?
CHII drip a bit of paint on my other ones .
MOToh I see , Pat .
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MOTyou'll have to be careful round the chickens in those shorts , Pat .
MOTthe chickens might peck your legs .
MOT*MOT: why are you wearing shorts today ?
MOTit's not very warm .
CHIthey aren't shorts .
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MOTit's not very warm .
CHIthey aren't shorts .
MOT*MOT: what are they then ?
CHItrousers .
MOToh really .
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CHItrousers .
MOToh really .
MOT*MOT: well they're not very long trousers ,, are they ?
MOTstuck for words .
CHIsee Granny_Dryden can't reach her ceiling .
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MOTyes .
MOTthat's the barn .
MOT*MOT: you go and see if there are any extra tins of paint for Granny_Dryden .
CHIaah .
CHII climb this one .
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MOThello Pat .
MOTyou do look a mess .
MOT*MOT: those trousers are awful .
MOTthey're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
MOTand you've got a big bang on your head .
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MOTthey're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
MOTand you've got a big bang on your head .
MOT*MOT: are you sure you're well enough to go and help Granny_Dryden tonight ?
CHIoh yes .
CHIof course I am .
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MOTthere's Missis_Goggins at the post office .
MOTand there's the post office counter and Missis_Goggins is behind the counter .
MOT*MOT: are you going to say hello Missis_Goggins ?
CHIhello Missis_Goggins .
MOThello Pat .
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CHIhello Missis_Goggins .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: what are you doing today , Pat ?
MOTare you going on holiday ?
CHIof course I'm not .
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MOThello Pat .
MOTwhat are you doing today , Pat ?
MOT*MOT: are you going on holiday ?
CHIof course I'm not .
MOTwhat are you doing ?
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MOTare you going on holiday ?
CHIof course I'm not .
MOT*MOT: what are you doing ?
CHIis there +/.
MOTare you delivering all these parcels for me ?
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MOTwhat are you doing ?
CHIis there +/.
MOT*MOT: are you delivering all these parcels for me ?
MOTlook .
MOThere's a parcel for Ted_Glen .
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MOTit's <all those drips> [//] all those holes in the church ceiling .
MOTwater keeps dripping through and he's got cold and he's got wet and he's poorly .
MOT*MOT: are you going to take them for me ?
CHIis there any post for Granny_Dryden ?
MOTer yes .
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CHI<is there> [/] is there any +/.
MOTthere's Ted .
MOT*MOT: so are you going to +...
CHIis there any post for Alf_Thompson ?
MOTer no .
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MOToh they might ask you to the party if you take that parcel up on their birthday .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: well those are the letters .
MOTthey're not parcels .
MOTThompson twins aren't going to be pleased with letters when they expected parcels ,, are they ?
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MOTwell those are the letters .
MOTthey're not parcels .
MOT*MOT: Thompson twins aren't going to be pleased with letters when they expected parcels ,, are they ?
MOTthat big parcels for Ted_Glen .
MOTit's the little parcel that's for the +//.
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CHIhere you are , Dorothy .
MOTwell why have you brought me eggs , Pat ?
MOT*MOT: those are the eggs you're supposed to be taking to the Reverend_Tim's .
CHIthese are the eggs for your wife .
MOToh all right then .
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CHIoh yes please .
MOTand we'll just put a drop of milk into this saucer for Jess .
MOT*MOT: here you are , Jess .
CHII'm going to make some [/] some xxx .
CHIthe green one .
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MOTdelicious .
MOToh it is nice to have +//.
MOT*MOT: what are you drinking out of the sugar basin for , Pat ?
MOThere's your cup and saucer .
MOTyou silly boy .
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MOTyou silly boy .
CHII am a silly man .
MOT*MOT: you're a silly man ,, are you ?
MOToh is Jess enjoying her milk ?
CHIyeah .
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CHIwhy did you drop them ?
CHIdrink it out the sugar basin .
MOT*MOT: you are a silly man , Pat ,, aren't you ?
MOTwhat does Sarah say about you ?
MOTdoes she let you drink out of the sugar basin ?
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MOTI think you're making it up .
MOTI think you're just being funny ,, aren't you ?
MOT*MOT: who else are you going to see this morning ?
CHIer granny .
MOTI'm Granny_Dryden .
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MOTI shall complain to the G_P_O that you can't arrive on time .
CHII'm in bed .
MOT*MOT: what are you doing in bed ?
CHIit's night+time .
MOTwell you'll have to get up early in the morning to deliver all the letters ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
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CHIno .
CHIit's not .
MOT*MOT: are you coming for your breakfast ?
CHIit's still bedtime .
MOTit's still bedtime ,, is it ?
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MOTJulian's getting up to go to school .
MOTJulian's going to have some cereal and some toast for breakfast .
MOT*MOT: what are you going to have , Pat ?
CHI<I'm going to have> [/] I'm going to have tea for my breakfast .
MOTtea ?
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MOTwell you ate enough on Sunday .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: well why are you giving me this parcel , Pat ?
CHIit's from Ted_Glen .
MOTand what's he sending to me ?
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CHII don't .
MOTor flowers .
MOT*MOT: you're not a very good husband ,, are you , Pat ?
CHIwhy ?
MOTbecause you never bring me chocolates and flowers .
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MOTshe's got lots of plants .
CHIbrumm@o .
MOT*MOT: are you going to water Miss_Hubboard's plants while she's away .
CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOThello Pat .
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MOToh what a lot of letters .
CHIthey're the ones <for Ted> [/] for Ted_Glen .
MOT*MOT: those ones are for Ted_Glen ,, are they ?
MOTsorry .
CHI<I 0have [*] got> [/] I 0have [*] got one for Ted_Glen .
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MOToh look .
MOTthere's a whole stack of letters here .
MOT*MOT: are those for P_C_Selby ?
CHIyeah .
MOTletters of complaint from the village .
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MOTyou'd better find P_C_Selby ,, hadn't you ?
CHIare there any more letters ?
MOT*MOT: here you are .
MOTthere's some more .
MOTthere's a parcel .
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MOTthere's some more letters .
MOTand another parcel .
MOT*MOT: who are they for ?
CHIum +...
MOTbe careful that you don't take the road by the river , Pat .
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MOTI thought it was enough driving round in your van all day without having mobile phones .
CHIthis [/] this xxx .
MOT*MOT: here we are .
MOThere's your mobile phone , Pat .
MOTa new edition to the postman .
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MOThere's your mobile phone , Pat .
MOTa new edition to the postman .
MOT*MOT: who are you ringing up on your mobile phone ?
CHIthe firemen .
MOTthe firemen .
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MOTthe firemen .
MOTwell go on then .
MOT*MOT: what are you telling them ?
CHIthe bridge is broken .
MOToh dear .
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MOTwell hadn't you better find some ladders ?
CHII 0have [*] got the ladders .
MOT*MOT: are you going to pass them to Norman so he can climb out ?
CHIotherwise I'll jump in the river .
MOTyou're going to jump in the river with Norman ,, are you ?