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CHIcrashed into the bank .
INVyeah .
INV*INV: that makes a change ,, doesn't it ?
MOTmmhm .
CHIyeah .
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CHII am .
MOToh I don't think Granny_Dryden can hop on one leg ,, can she ?
MOT*MOT: she has a walking stick like Grandma ,, doesn't she ?
MOTcome on .
MOTcalm down and tell me what Granny_Dryden's doing today .
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MOTI think it's making it worse too ,, isn't it ?
MOTit's rubbing it in instead of rubbing it off .
MOT*MOT: you'll have to go home for a clean pair of trousers ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
CHIbrumm@o .
MOTare you going home for a clean pair of trousers , Pat ?
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MOTyou'll have to go home for a clean pair of trousers ,, won't [: willn't] you ?
CHIbrumm@o .
MOT*MOT: are you going home for a clean pair of trousers , Pat ?
MOThmm ?
CHIhello Ted .
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MOThmm ?
CHIhello Ted .
MOT*MOT: er just a minute .
MOTyou've got to go home for your clean pair of trousers .
CHIyou are Ted .
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MOTdid paint fall all down your trousers ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: what a mess .
MOThave you come home for your spare trousers ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTI'll come and help this evening .
MOTyou and I we'll both go to Granny_Dryden's .
MOT*MOT: see you there at seven o'clock with a set of ladders and we'll paint the ceiling together .
MOTit'll be done in two ticks .
CHIbrumm@o .
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CHIhello Miss_Hubboard .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: oh those are a fetching pair of Bermuda shorts you have on .
MOTis there a special reason for this ?
CHIyes .
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MOThello Pat .
MOToh those are a fetching pair of Bermuda shorts you have on .
MOT*MOT: is there a special reason for this ?
CHIyes .
CHIcourse there is .
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CHII banged on the head .
MOTyou've banged yourself on the head ?
MOT*MOT: oh well you'd better come out and let me have a look at that .
MOToh you do look a mess , Pat with those shorts on .
MOTand straw stuck in your hair and all over your uniform .
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MOTyou've banged yourself on the head ?
MOToh well you'd better come out and let me have a look at that .
MOT*MOT: oh you do look a mess , Pat with those shorts on .
MOTand straw stuck in your hair and all over your uniform .
MOTwhat's Sarah going to say when you get home ?
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CHIhello Sarah .
MOThello Pat .
MOT*MOT: you do look a mess .
MOTthose trousers are awful .
MOTthey're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
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MOTthose trousers are awful .
MOTthey're too short and they don't look particularly clean and now you're covered in straw as well .
MOT*MOT: and you've got a big bang on your head .
MOTare you sure you're well enough to go and help Granny_Dryden tonight ?
CHIoh yes .
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MOTare you delivering all these parcels for me ?
MOTlook .
MOT*MOT: here's a parcel for Ted_Glen .
MOTand here's a parcel for the Thompson twins .
MOTand there's some letters for Doctor_Gilbertson .
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MOTlook .
MOThere's a parcel for Ted_Glen .
MOT*MOT: and here's a parcel for the Thompson twins .
MOTand there's some letters for Doctor_Gilbertson .
MOTand there's some letters for P_C_Selby .
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CHIwhy is he poorly ?
MOThe's got flu .
MOT*MOT: he's got a very bad cold .
MOTit's <all those drips> [//] all those holes in the church ceiling .
MOTwater keeps dripping through and he's got cold and he's got wet and he's poorly .
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CHIyeah .
MOTwhat do you think he's sent for ?
MOT*MOT: a new set of pliers ?
CHIyeah .
MOToh look .
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CHIhis pliers .
MOThis pliers .
MOT*MOT: there's a saw and there's a hammer .
MOTthat looks like a ruler ,, doesn't it ?
MOTa spirit level it could be ,, couldn't it in a tool+bag .
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MOThis pliers .
MOTthere's a saw and there's a hammer .
MOT*MOT: that looks like a ruler ,, doesn't it ?
MOTa spirit level it could be ,, couldn't it in a tool+bag .
CHI<is there> [/] is there any +/.
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MOTthere's a saw and there's a hammer .
MOTthat looks like a ruler ,, doesn't it ?
MOT*MOT: a spirit level it could be ,, couldn't it in a tool+bag .
CHI<is there> [/] is there any +/.
MOTthere's Ted .
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MOThave you seen my new tractor , Pat ?
CHII haven't .
MOT*MOT: oh it's a lovely new tractor .
MOThere it is .
MOTit's got red mudguards on .
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MOTdo you know what goes on the front of my new tractor ?
CHIwhat ?
MOT*MOT: a great big blade and I can use it for pushing snow out of the way .
MOTor if we have a landslide I can use it for clearing the road .
CHII haven't seen it .
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CHIwhat ?
MOTa great big blade and I can use it for pushing snow out of the way .
MOT*MOT: or if we have a landslide I can use it for clearing the road .
CHII haven't seen it .
MOTyou haven't seen it ?
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CHII 0have [*] got some post for you , Alf_Thompson .
MOToh thank you but I'm not sure I'm very keen on this .
MOT*MOT: I think one of these is a bill from the electricity board .
MOTit'll be a big bill as well .
MOTwe've had those incubators for the chickens running .
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MOToh thank you but I'm not sure I'm very keen on this .
MOTI think one of these is a bill from the electricity board .
MOT*MOT: it'll be a big bill as well .
MOTwe've had those incubators for the chickens running .
CHIyeah .
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MOTwe've had those incubators for the chickens running .
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: oh but here's a letter from my sister in Swansea .
CHIthis is a letter from your friends .
MOTa letter from my friends ,, is it ?
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MOToh but here's a letter from my sister in Swansea .
CHIthis is a letter from your friends .
MOT*MOT: a letter from my friends ,, is it ?
CHIhere's some other letters .
MOToh some other letters .
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CHII 0have [*] got some post for you .
MOToh thank you .
MOT*MOT: it's such a lonely life living on my own and being old .
CHIhere .
MOTit's so nice to receive letters .
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MOTit's so nice to receive letters .
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: would you like a cup of tea Jess ?
MOTI mean Pat .
MOTthere's a saucer of milk for Jess here .
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MOTwould you like a cup of tea Jess ?
MOTI mean Pat .
MOT*MOT: there's a saucer of milk for Jess here .
CHII will get him .
MOTthank you .
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MOTI've got to look after all the post ,, have I Pat ?
MOToh look .
MOT*MOT: the saucer's on there and a cup of tea's on there if you'd just like to pass it to me .
CHIall right .
CHIxxx .
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CHIxxx .
MOToh thank you so much , Pat .
MOT*MOT: would you like to pour a cup of tea out for me ?
CHIoh yes please .
MOTand we'll just put a drop of milk into this saucer for Jess .
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MOTwould you like to pour a cup of tea out for me ?
CHIoh yes please .
MOT*MOT: and we'll just put a drop of milk into this saucer for Jess .
MOThere you are , Jess .
CHII'm going to make some [/] some xxx .
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CHIsome sugar in .
MOTPat .
MOT*MOT: you usually use a spoon with the sugar .
MOTyou don't just pour it out of the basin .
CHIit's too late .
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MOTyou silly boy .
CHII am a silly man .
MOT*MOT: you're a silly man ,, are you ?
MOToh is Jess enjoying her milk ?
CHIyeah .
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CHIyeah .
MOTit is nice to have some company .
MOT*MOT: it is nice to have somebody to come and drink a cup of tea with me .
MOThave you got a busy round today , Pat ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTit is nice to have some company .
MOTit is nice to have somebody to come and drink a cup of tea with me .
MOT*MOT: have you got a busy round today , Pat ?
CHIyeah .
CHII 0have [*] got lots of letters today , Granny_Dryden .
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CHIwhy did you drop them ?
CHIdrink it out the sugar basin .
MOT*MOT: you are a silly man , Pat ,, aren't you ?
MOTwhat does Sarah say about you ?
MOTdoes she let you drink out of the sugar basin ?
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CHII'm going to see Ted_Glen .
CHIhave my letters .
MOT*MOT: what about going to see Peter_Fog for a change ?
CHIPeter_Fog .
CHIbyebye .
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CHII don't .
MOTor flowers .
MOT*MOT: you're not a very good husband ,, are you , Pat ?
CHIwhy ?
MOTbecause you never bring me chocolates and flowers .
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MOToh how kind .
CHIhere you are .
MOT*MOT: oh what a lot of letters .
CHIthey're the ones <for Ted> [/] for Ted_Glen .
MOTthose ones are for Ted_Glen ,, are they ?
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CHII found those ones .
MOToh look .
MOT*MOT: there's a whole stack of letters here .
MOTare those for P_C_Selby ?
CHIyeah .
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MOThere you are .
MOTthere's some more .
MOT*MOT: there's a parcel .
MOTthere's some more letters .
MOTand another parcel .
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CHIum +...
MOTbe careful that you don't take the road by the river , Pat .
MOT*MOT: because there's a diversion there .
MOTP_C_Selby's put some cones up .
MOTstop people going past that part of the road .
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MOTthere's the diversion .
CHI<why are there> [/] why are there diversions ?
MOT*MOT: well there's been a landslide .
MOTand so P_C_Selby's put a diversion on the road by the river so you can't go that way in your van .
CHII take the +//.
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CHI<why are there> [/] why are there diversions ?
MOTwell there's been a landslide .
MOT*MOT: and so P_C_Selby's put a diversion on the road by the river so you can't go that way in your van .
CHII take the +//.
CHIgone .
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MOTwho ?
CHITed .
MOT*MOT: has he got a mobile phone then ?
CHIyeah .
CHIum can you find it for me ?
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MOTyour mobile phone ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: do you need a mobile phone , Pat ?
CHIyeah I do .
MOTI thought it was enough driving round in your van all day without having mobile phones .
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MOThere we are .
MOThere's your mobile phone , Pat .
MOT*MOT: a new edition to the postman .
MOTwho are you ringing up on your mobile phone ?
CHIthe firemen .
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CHIthe bridge is broken .
MOToh dear .
MOT*MOT: do you need a fireman ?
CHIyes I do .
MOTdo we need our ladders ?