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CHII 0am [*] gonna [: going to] shoot the tins .
MOTwell no .
MOT*MOT: that wasn't what happened ,, was it ?
CHIshot <all the> [//] all your tins off .
MOTwell we've not got the tins set up yet .
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MOTyou know what happened .
MOTNorman_Price banged his gun ,, didn't he ?
MOT*MOT: just as Dyllis was putting some eggs on the counter .
CHIand Dyllis +...
MOTDyllis dropped them .
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MOTwhat are we having for dinner tonight ?
CHII shot all the apples off the pear now .
MOT*MOT: well that wasn't very sensible ,, was it because I can't sell them if you're going to shoot them .
CHII shot them off .
MOTwell come on .
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MOTyou know that .
CHII want to be Norman_Price .
MOT*MOT: well even Norman_Price wasn't allowed to shoot anything in a shop ,, was he ?
CHII 0am [*] going to bang my gun .
MOTwell you can bang your gun but you're not to shoot anything .
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MOTget me that aubergine over there .
CHIwhere's that bone gone ?
MOT*MOT: well that wasn't a bone ,, was it darling ?
MOTit was a sausage .
CHIwhere's that sausage gone ?
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CHIwhere's that bone gone ?
MOTwell that wasn't a bone ,, was it darling ?
MOT*MOT: it was a sausage .
CHIwhere's that sausage gone ?
MOTwell perhaps somebody's eaten it .
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CHIwho ?
MOTwell who do you think eats sausages ?
MOT*MOT: was it Horace the dog ?
CHIit was me .
MOTwas it you ?
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MOTwas it Horace the dog ?
CHIit was me .
MOT*MOT: was it you ?
CHIyeah .
MOTyou're admitting to it now ,, are you ?
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MOTP_C_Selby ?
CHIyeah .
MOT*MOT: oh I was going to send for P_C_Plod .
CHIyou can be P_C_Plod .
MOTare you sure ?
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CHIcan I have my gun ?
MOTno .
MOT*MOT: you said I was Norman_Price with the gun .
CHII [/] I want to be um Dyllis .
MOTyou be Dyllis then .
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CHI<you can be Norman_Price who shot> [//] you can shoot my eggs .
MOTI didn't shoot your eggs .
MOT*MOT: all I did was make my gun go bang and you dropped the eggs .
MOTI didn't shoot them .
CHIshoot them .
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CHIoh .
CHIit's Norman_Price .
MOT*MOT: I thought I was Norman_Price .
MOTI thought you were Dyllis .
CHIhe knocked my eggs over on purpose .
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MOThe'd fallen off the bank .
CHIwhy ?
MOT*MOT: well he was trying to pull something up the bank .
CHIwhat ?
MOTum a car that had driven off the edge of the road .
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MOTno .
MOTI painted that .
MOT*MOT: that was a big s@l for Skippy ,, wasn't it ?
CHIand what happened to it ?
MOTnothing .
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CHII painted that .
MOTyou painted that yes .
MOT*MOT: but what was it ?
CHIa kite .
MOTa what ?
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MOTthere .
MOToh no .
MOT*MOT: it wasn't a dragon ,, was it ?
MOTit was a wolf .
MOTthere was his big red tongue hanging out .
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MOToh no .
MOTit wasn't a dragon ,, was it ?
MOT*MOT: it was a wolf .
MOTthere was his big red tongue hanging out .
CHIit's a dragon .
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MOTit wasn't a dragon ,, was it ?
MOTit was a wolf .
MOT*MOT: there was his big red tongue hanging out .
CHIit's a dragon .
MOTit's a wolf .