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MOTit's a spider .
CHIxx .
MOT*MOT: [- with FAT] like, like the eensie weensie spider, right .
MOTbut that's a big fat spider .
CHIxx big one .
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FAThere's another spider .
MOTthat's a big, black, fat, hairy spider .
FAT*FAT: now here comes the frog, and he's gonna eat him up, yum yum yum yum yum yum .
MOTI gave these as prizes to my senior biochemistry class .
MOTthese are the leftovers .
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FATnow here comes the frog, and he's gonna eat him up, yum yum yum yum yum yum .
MOTI gave these as prizes to my senior biochemistry class .
MOT*MOT: these are the leftovers .
INV&=laugh did they have a quiz or something ?
MOTthey had a lab exercise where they had to race each other for the answer, so I gave it to the winners .
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MOTthese are the leftovers .
INV&=laugh did they have a quiz or something ?
MOT*MOT: they had a lab exercise where they had to race each other for the answer, so I gave it to the winners .
MOTand I wanted to give them a wide choice, so I had a whole lot of them .
INVyeah [=! Laugh] .
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CHIno .
FATthey might eat your cereal .
FAT*FAT: here's the frog, and the lobster, and the centipede, and another spider .
CHIbig spider .
MOTbig spider .
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CHI[- coughs] coughing [=? coffee] .
CHIdere's coffee .
MOT*MOT: Daddy's putting the coffee in .
CHIaround around . [+ V]
MOTyeah, you can go around and around .
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FATxx .
FATno, it goes one way .
FAT*FAT: no, the wrong way .
FATthere you go .
FATall right, xx, daddy will do some .
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CHI# xx .
MOTyeah one fell down, that's ok .
MOT*MOT: Pittsburg will eat it [% Pittsberg is the cat] # .
CHIxx .
CHIee_yay_ee_yay_oh .
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FATif you're big enough to crawl out of your crib, you're big enough to eat your cereal .
INV&=laugh .
MOT*MOT: what does Doctor Spock say about this getting up in the middle of the night nonsense ?
MOTyou haven't gotten up in the middle of the night since you were a little baby .
FATI don't know what Doctor Spock says but I know I know what I say .
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INV&=laugh .
MOTwhat does Doctor Spock say about this getting up in the middle of the night nonsense ?
MOT*MOT: you haven't gotten up in the middle of the night since you were a little baby .
FATI don't know what Doctor Spock says but I know I know what I say .
MOTit's gotta stop .
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FATI don't know what Doctor Spock says but I know I know what I say .
MOTit's gotta stop .
INV*INV: the terrible twos .
FATuh: +...
MOTI don't know +...
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FATuh: +...
MOTI don't know +...
FAT*FAT: it's very simple, we move the bed .
MOTwhere, downstairs [=! Laugh] ?
FATeither down here, in the basement [=! laughter all around] +...
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FATit's very simple, we move the bed .
MOTwhere, downstairs [=! Laugh] ?
FAT*FAT: either down here, in the basement [=! laughter all around] +...
CHIdown in, down in basement ?
MOTyou wanna sleep in the basement ?
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FATeither down here, in the basement [=! laughter all around] +...
CHIdown in, down in basement ?
MOT*MOT: you wanna sleep in the basement ?
CHIno .
FATyou wanna move your bed down into Kean's room ?
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CHIxx .
FATand what does Noah do for a living, does he build arcs ?
MOT*MOT: xx the rest .
FAThis name is Noah what ?
MOTI still haven't asked if there's a middle name .
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MOTwhat sweetheart ?
CHI# xxx .
FAT*FAT: um hmm, I've got the fire on .
FATwhat am I doing ?
CHIxx coffee .
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FATwhat am I doing ?
CHIxx coffee .
MOT*MOT: grinding the coffee .
FATI'm actually getting ready for the big bad wolf .
CHIxxx .
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CHIxx coffee .
MOTgrinding the coffee .
FAT*FAT: I'm actually getting ready for the big bad wolf .
CHIxxx .
CHIcoffee .
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MOTyeah, daddy's making more coffee .
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: that's the xx .
CHIee_yay_ee_yay_oh ee_yay_ee_yay_oh .
CHIold McDon had a xx, old McDon .
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CHIold MacDon .
MOTI'm just afraid he's gonna choke one day, with his mouth full .
MOT*MOT: I don't care about the manners part .
FATone day he's going to, anyway .
MOTyeah .
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FATold MacDonald had a mommy ?
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: and what did the mommy say ?
MOTprobably +"/.
MOT+" no no no .
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CHIee_yay_ee_yay_oh .
MOTis that your favorite song now, ee_yay_ee_yay_oh ?
MOT*MOT: it's only got three letters, instead of the abc's like, that has all the letters .
CHIxxx .
MOTyep, the letters run off the tree .
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MOTit's only got three letters, instead of the abc's like, that has all the letters .
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: yep, the letters run off the tree .
CHImommy .
CHI# juice .
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CHIxxx .
CHIon table .
MOT*MOT: yup, it's on the table .
CHIxx .
MOTwhat's that ?
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CHImmm .
MOTthey're black walnuts, they're really hard to crack .
MOT*MOT: the person who gave them to us gave them to us because he couldn't figure out how to crack them .
MOTwhat do you have to do ?
MOTyou have to boil them or something .
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MOTyou have to boil them or something .
INVxxx .
FAT*FAT: no, I just take a hammer and xx put them on the floor [=? fork] of the anvil, and then +...
INV+< <yeah you'll have> [//] you'll have walnut crumbs .
CHIhammer hammer clap .
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INVyeah .
INVsecurity blanket type .
INV*INV: I think the kitty smells my bunny on my hands .
MOTyour bunny ?
MOTI have a little bunny at home .
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FAToh, that's too bad .
FATmissed it . [+ V]
FAT*FAT: the Beast Master xxx .
MOTthe president is giving his state of the union address tonight, and we just heard an analysis on the news that said the best thing you can do is to sleep through it .
FATxxx .
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FATmissed it . [+ V]
FATthe Beast Master xxx .
MOT*MOT: the president is giving his state of the union address tonight, and we just heard an analysis on the news that said the best thing you can do is to sleep through it .
FATxxx .
CHImi(l)k . [+ V]
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FATxxx .
CHImi(l)k . [+ V]
MOT*MOT: you wanna drink up the milk ?
CHIdrink my juice . [+ V]
MOTdrink your juice .
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CHImore milk .
CHIxx bug [/] bug eat it .
MOT*MOT: the bug is eating it ?
CHIno . [+ V]
FATants eating it .
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FATthat's not a bug, that's an ant .
MOTMommy's corrupting you already .
MOT*MOT: telling you the wrong names for things .
MOTmaybe Daddy should take you to xxx .
MOTwhich probably was last week or something, so we missed it again .
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MOTyeah, Kean'll be here .
MOTmaybe I'll take him .
MOT*MOT: Kean'll be here for the week ?
FATtwo weeks .
MOTKean is coming for two weeks ?
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FATright .
INVxx Child .
FAT*FAT: are you gonna Kean how you climbed out of the crib ?
CHI0 [% chuckle] .
MOT[- laughs, with FAT and inv] xxx .
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FATwhat happens when you climb out of your crib .
FATdo you fall on your head ?
FAT*FAT: actually, the second time he didn't land on his head .
MOToh .
CHI&=laugh .
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FATwhat he must do, he must just pull himself straight up, and then just go over .
MOTthat's right .
MOT*MOT: that's the only way I can imagine .
FATand once he learns to rotate around, it'll be ok .
CHI&=laugh .
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CHIold MacKan had a +...
FATactually, if he keeps doing it then I'll know xxx .
MOT*MOT: yeah, if he keeps doing it we should just # block off the stairs and make sure there's nothing dangerous upstairs and let him do what he wants .
INVxxx .
FATno, that's what I mean, we'll lower the sides so that he can +...
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MOTyeah, if he keeps doing it we should just # block off the stairs and make sure there's nothing dangerous upstairs and let him do what he wants .
INVxxx .
FAT*FAT: no, that's what I mean, we'll lower the sides so that he can +...
MOTno I know that, but I mean also he'll probably just wander around in the upstairs and we ought to make sure there's nothing he can get his hands on .
FATunfortunately it's impossible to block off .
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INVxxx .
FATno, that's what I mean, we'll lower the sides so that he can +...
MOT*MOT: no I know that, but I mean also he'll probably just wander around in the upstairs and we ought to make sure there's nothing he can get his hands on .
FATunfortunately it's impossible to block off .
CHI0 [=! yells] .
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FATunfortunately it's impossible to block off .
CHI0 [=! yells] .
MOT*MOT: oh the stairway, I think he knows not to go down the stairs by himself .
CHI[- simultaneous with MOT above] xxx .
CHIblue marker on hand . [+ V]
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INVwater soluble, huh ?
MOTthey say they're water soluble, and I tested them out on myself, before I gave them to him .
MOT*MOT: I drew on myself, and I washed it off, and I drew on the table, and I washed it off .
MOTbut somehow he gets it embedded better .
INVyeah .
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CHIxx .
CHIup in sky .
MOT*MOT: up in the sky .
MOTthere's daddy .
MOTI told you he'd be right down .
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MOT# careful .
CHIxx milk, milk .
MOT*MOT: you wanna drink up the milk now ?
CHIdrink up my juice .
MOTdo you wanna drink up your juice first ?
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INVkisses must be fairly hard to learn .
MOThe just learned them about a month ago .
MOT*MOT: he still hasn't learned to put them on anybody's cheek or anything xx up in the air .
MOTsometimes if you rush over fast you can get it on your cheek .
MOTthey really do melt hearts of stone .
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MOTok, Child, it's hard to drink while you're kissing .
CHIall gone . [+ V]
MOT*MOT: all done with the juice .
MOTall done with the milk, too ?
MOTall done .
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CHIall gone . [+ V]
MOTall done with the juice .
MOT*MOT: all done with the milk, too ?
MOTall done .
CHIall gone .
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MOTthen you can go wash your hands if you want .
CHIxx .
MOT*MOT: do you wanna go wash the milk all off of your hands ?
CHIon fingers too .
CHIon fingers too .
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MOTthat book ?
CHIthat book xx elephant book .
MOT*MOT: the elephant book ?
MOTok, <let's read that first, and then we'll go> [//] let's read the elephant book and then we'll get dressed, ok ?
MOTand also happy birthday moon ?
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CHIthat book xx elephant book .
MOTthe elephant book ?
MOT*MOT: ok, <let's read that first, and then we'll go> [//] let's read the elephant book and then we'll get dressed, ok ?
MOTand also happy birthday moon ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTthat's your comb and brush .
CHIxx .
MOT*MOT: you wanna hear the rest of the story ?
CHIcomb .
MOTI fixed your brush .