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FATwhat's that ?
CHIxx .
FAT*FAT: that's what comes and sits besides Little Miss Muffet .
MOTit's a spider .
CHIxx .
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FAThere's another spider .
MOTthat's a big, black, fat, hairy spider .
FAT*FAT: now here comes the frog, and he's gonna eat him up, yum yum yum yum yum yum .
MOTI gave these as prizes to my senior biochemistry class .
MOTthese are the leftovers .
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INV&=laugh did they have a quiz or something ?
MOTthey had a lab exercise where they had to race each other for the answer, so I gave it to the winners .
MOT*MOT: and I wanted to give them a wide choice, so I had a whole lot of them .
INVyeah [=! Laugh] .
CHIxx .
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CHIno .
FATthey might eat your cereal .
FAT*FAT: here's the frog, and the lobster, and the centipede, and another spider .
CHIbig spider .
MOTbig spider .
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FATnice juicy spider .
MOTwhen you get a little older we'll xxx very nice people who've got a spider .
MOT*MOT: they've got a pig and a spider .
CHIpig and spider .
MOTyeah .
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MOTDaddy's putting the coffee in .
CHIaround around . [+ V]
MOT*MOT: yeah, you can go around and around .
CHIDad put in .
FATpull hard, pull hard .
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MOTNoah ?
CHIxx .
FAT*FAT: and what does Noah do for a living, does he build arcs ?
MOTxx the rest .
FAThis name is Noah what ?
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FATold MacDonald had a mommy ?
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: and what did the mommy say ?
MOTprobably +"/.
MOT+" no no no .
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MOTprobably +"/.
MOT+" no no no .
FAT*FAT: with a no, no here, and a no, no there, here a no, there a no, everywhere a no, no .
CHImommy .
CHImommy .
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MOTyou have to boil them or something .
INVxxx .
FAT*FAT: no, I just take a hammer and xx put them on the floor [=? fork] of the anvil, and then +...
INV+< <yeah you'll have> [//] you'll have walnut crumbs .
CHIhammer hammer clap .
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FATmissed it . [+ V]
FATthe Beast Master xxx .
MOT*MOT: the president is giving his state of the union address tonight, and we just heard an analysis on the news that said the best thing you can do is to sleep through it .
FATxxx .
CHImi(l)k . [+ V]
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FATare you gonna Kean how you climbed out of the crib ?
CHI0 [% chuckle] .
MOT*MOT: [- laughs, with FAT and inv] xxx .
FATare you proud of yourself ?
MOTit wasn't so much fun to fall on your head, though, was it ?
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MOToh .
FAThe's learning to swing his feet around .
FAT*FAT: what he must do, he must just pull himself straight up, and then just go over .
MOTthat's right .
MOTthat's the only way I can imagine .
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MOTthat's right .
MOTthat's the only way I can imagine .
FAT*FAT: and once he learns to rotate around, it'll be ok .
CHI&=laugh .
MOTit's still a long drop xxx .
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CHIold MacKan had a +...
FATactually, if he keeps doing it then I'll know xxx .
MOT*MOT: yeah, if he keeps doing it we should just # block off the stairs and make sure there's nothing dangerous upstairs and let him do what he wants .
INVxxx .
FATno, that's what I mean, we'll lower the sides so that he can +...
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INVxxx .
FATno, that's what I mean, we'll lower the sides so that he can +...
MOT*MOT: no I know that, but I mean also he'll probably just wander around in the upstairs and we ought to make sure there's nothing he can get his hands on .
FATunfortunately it's impossible to block off .
CHI0 [=! yells] .
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MOTactually those markers don't come off as easily as I had hoped .
INVwater soluble, huh ?
MOT*MOT: they say they're water soluble, and I tested them out on myself, before I gave them to him .
MOTI drew on myself, and I washed it off, and I drew on the table, and I washed it off .
MOTbut somehow he gets it embedded better .
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INVwater soluble, huh ?
MOTthey say they're water soluble, and I tested them out on myself, before I gave them to him .
MOT*MOT: I drew on myself, and I washed it off, and I drew on the table, and I washed it off .
MOTbut somehow he gets it embedded better .
INVyeah .
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CHIxx ?
CHIhug and kiss .
MOT*MOT: hug and a kiss .
MOTvery good .
CHIah: !
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MOTright out .
CHIright down .
MOT*MOT: right down, well he came down, and now he'll be right out .
CHIright out .
MOTxxx .
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CHIall gone .
MOTok, thank you .
MOT*MOT: can you wipe your hands and face ?
MOTthen you can go wash your hands if you want .
CHIxx .
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CHIxx .
INV+, go to school in your pajamas ?
MOT*MOT: let's go upstairs and get dressed, ok ?
CHIpajamas .
MOTyou wanna stay in pajamas ?
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CHIyes .
MOTthat's silly .
MOT*MOT: how are you gonna put on your shoes and socks if you're wearing pajamas ?
CHIxxx .
MOTxx your pajamas ?
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MOTxx your pajamas ?
INVthat's pretty silly .
MOT*MOT: let's go upstairs and put some clothes on .
MOTthen we can still read a book .
CHIxx book .
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CHIthat book xx elephant book .
MOTthe elephant book ?
MOT*MOT: ok, <let's read that first, and then we'll go> [//] let's read the elephant book and then we'll get dressed, ok ?
MOTand also happy birthday moon ?
CHIyeah .
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MOTthe elephant book ?
MOTok, <let's read that first, and then we'll go> [//] let's read the elephant book and then we'll get dressed, ok ?
MOT*MOT: and also happy birthday moon ?
CHIyeah .
CHIyeah .
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MOTok, elephant book first .
CHI[- temporary interruption in storytelling] xx comb and brush .
MOT*MOT: that's your comb and brush .
CHIxx .
MOTyou wanna hear the rest of the story ?
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MOTmommy should brush ?
CHImy comb .
MOT*MOT: you [=? your] comb and mommy will brush .
MOToh, mommy didn't do such a great job of fixing this .
CHIxxx .
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CHIxxx .
MOTdo you wanna read the story ?
MOT*MOT: let's finish the story and then it's time to get dressed .
MOTok, now it's time +...
CHIabc .
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CHIabc, elephant book .
MOTthat's the elephant book .
MOT*MOT: e@l is for elephant, and also for Child .
MOTdo you know what that letter is ?
CHIb@l .
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MOTwhere's an o@l ?
CHIxxx happy birthday xx .
MOT*MOT: right you saw an a@l in happy birthday, and where's the o@l ?
CHIwhere's o@l .
FATI see two of em .
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MOTxxx .
CHIno .
MOT*MOT: yeah, and maybe we'll put on two shirts because it's so cold .
CHIoutside .
MOTyeah .
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CHIgo school .
MOTyeah, you need to go to school .
MOT*MOT: xx see Rona, and Markie, and Nancy .
CHImommy .
CHImommy go .
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MOTyeah, we'll put on the sweatshirt also .
CHIpants .
MOT*MOT: and the pants .
CHIsweatshirt too .
MOTthe sweatshirt too .
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MOTthe sweatshirt too .
CHIxx clean diaper .
MOT*MOT: and a clean diaper .
CHIee_yay_ee_yay_oh .
MOTee_yay_ee_yay_oh .
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CHIpowder .
CHIclean diaper .
MOT*MOT: and a clean diaper .
CHIclean diaper .
CHIxxx .
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CHIclean diaper .
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: and then pants ?
CHIxxx .
MOTand a sweatshirt too .
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MOTand then pants ?
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: and a sweatshirt too .
MOTand socks too .
MOTand shoes too .
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CHIxxx .
MOTand a sweatshirt too .
MOT*MOT: and socks too .
MOTand shoes too .
CHIyeah [=! Laugh] !
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MOTand a sweatshirt too .
MOTand socks too .
MOT*MOT: and shoes too .
CHIyeah [=! Laugh] !
CHImommy xx .
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CHIxx my pants .
CHImy xx sweatshirt .
MOT*MOT: your [//] and your sweatshirt, right .
MOTit's your sweatshirt with a spaceship on it .
CHIno, boat .
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CHIJill .
CHIJill go .
MOT*MOT: and Jill's gonna go with you too .
MOTand Observer's gonna go with you .
CHIshoes on .
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CHIJill go .
MOTand Jill's gonna go with you too .
MOT*MOT: and Observer's gonna go with you .
CHIshoes on .
MOTyeah, we'll put your shoes on downstairs .
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MOTsit down, please .
CHIxx stand up .
MOT*MOT: Child you can't stand up and put your shoes on .
MOTI can't put your shoe on the bottom of your foot that's touching the bottom of the ground .
CHIhair .
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MOTyeah, about rocket ships .
MOTcan you step ?
MOT*MOT: is it hard to talk and step down the stairs at the same time, Child ?
CHIin car .
CHImommy .
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MOTI ate it all up .
CHIback .
MOT*MOT: ok, take it back and put it back on .
MOToh, thank you .
MOTcan I take your nose ?
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CHIno .
CHIxxx .
MOT*MOT: I know you like to cut with paper and scissors, but we don't have time right now, (be)cause it's almost time to go to school, but I could cut your nails .
CHIxx .
CHIxxx xx paper .
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CHIxx .
CHIxxx xx paper .
MOT*MOT: no sweetheart, we're not gonna cut with paper and scissors here, right now, maybe when you're at school today .
CHIthe moon book .
MOTJill said xxx .
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CHIthe moon book .
CHIno, my moon book .
MOT*MOT: well, we did three, and there are ten altogether .
MOTand that's four .
CHIthat's four .
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CHIno, my moon book .
MOTwell, we did three, and there are ten altogether .
MOT*MOT: and that's four .
CHIthat's four .
MOTand that's five .