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FATmmm .
CHImmm .
FAT*FAT: why are you climbing on top of there ?
FATwhy ?
FAThow can I eat with a child on my back ?
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FATwhy are you climbing on top of there ?
FATwhy ?
FAT*FAT: how can I eat with a child on my back ?
FAToh take it easy you'll fall .
FATgotcha .
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CHIwhat ?
FATyou said lay down .
FAT*FAT: come on lay down over here .
FATI didn't mean to pull your hair .
CHIDaddy .
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FATokay .
FATI'll lay down .
FAT*FAT: should I lay down on my stomach ?
CHIno .
FATon my side ?
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FATshould I lay down on my stomach ?
CHIno .
FAT*FAT: on my side ?
CHIyeah .
FATokay .
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CHIwhoopsie .
FATwhoops .
FAT*FAT: put it back on .
FATdo you see: that over there ?
FATdo ya ?
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CHIokay are you +...
FATwait a minute .
FAT*FAT: there are tomatoes on my plate .
FATwhat am I going to do about this ?
CHInothing .
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FATwhat do you mean nothing ?
FATI'm just going to leave them there ?
FAT*FAT: but you have carrots on your plate .
FATand also chocolate cookies .
CHIyum .
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FATopen your mouth .
FATif you eat that one carrot .
FAT*FAT: then you can have all the chocolate cookies on that plate .
CHII gonna eat all the chocolate cookies .
FATyou can have all of mine too .
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CHIwhat ?
FATall these chocolate chip cookies .
FAT*FAT: hey, don't sit on my head .
FATyou meatball .
FATdon't sit on my head .
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FAThey, don't sit on my head .
FATyou meatball .
FAT*FAT: don't sit on my head .
FATlike uncle Craig calls you .
FATyou goofy .
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FATlike uncle Craig calls you .
FATyou goofy .
FAT*FAT: okay don't get on my head anymore .
FATstop please .
FATthat hurts .
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FATthat hurts .
CHIare you ready ?
FAT*FAT: it hurts when you pull on my hair like that .
FATlet go of my hair .
FATthere you go .
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CHIwhy cot +...
FATwhy cot ?
FAT*FAT: here let's take a purple cup and put it on a red saucer .
FAToh I'm sorry .
FATa red cup .
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FATa red cup .
CHIno .
FAT*FAT: an put it on a purple saucer .
CHIno .
CHIoh no .
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FAThey you got another body burp .
FAThey you know what ?
FAT*FAT: you've got different colored socks on .
FATdid anybody notice your different color socks ?
FATdid they ?
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CHIno me .
FATover here .
FAT*FAT: you gotta drink it over here on the rug .
CHIno I gotta drink it right on the couch .
FATit tastes like vinegar if you drink it over there .
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FATit tastes like vinegar if you drink it over there .
FATif you drink it over here it tastes like chocolate milkshake .
FAT*FAT: plus if you're over there they can't see you on the camera .
FATthey just see me .
FATnow if you drink it, it tastes like chocolate milkshake .