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FATyeah .
CHIdon't twy [: try] to hit the ball cwooked [: crooked] in the water please .
FAT*FAT: that's right .
FAThit it straight .
FATan +...
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CHIum: .
CHIplease hit the please hit the ball stwaight [: straight] .
FAT*FAT: yeah well that's +...
FATthose are more than special rules, those are dreams .
CHIno .
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CHIno I mean .
CHIplease don't hit the ball over the fence .
FAT*FAT: there you go that's another dream .
FATlet me tell you a special rule of golf .
FATwhen other people are hitting the ball .
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CHIthat's a different rule .
FATyeah .
FAT*FAT: that's the nice thing to do is to stay outa their way, right ?
CHIah huh .
FATyou wanna stay ou:ta their way .
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FATyou have to kinda stay in your seat .
FATyou can stand up maybe every once in a while .
FAT*FAT: that's about it .
FATdo you think you can do that ?
CHIyes .
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FATbut then what happened ?
CHII don't know .
FAT*FAT: you just going to be angry and that's it ?
CHIna:h .
FATwhat did you do ?
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FATwhat club would you use ?
CHIah: wegular [: regular] .
FAT*FAT: that's right .
FATyou would use a regular one .
FATwhy ?
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CHIbecause that's what you do a: .
CHIa: at the real golf courses .
FAT*FAT: that's the one you hit it a long ways with .
FATis regular clubs, right ?
FATand the putter's just for short &hist .
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CHIthat's a funny name .
FATyeah .
FAT*FAT: that's a funny name .
FAThe's a good golfer though .
CHIBa:ow .
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FATummhm .
CHIget set .
FAT*FAT: hey: that's too far .
CHIokay .
CHIare you ready ?
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CHIno I don't wanna fix it .
FATyeah we gotta fix it .
FAT*FAT: that's the way we make the tape .
FATwe'll just put it right here .
FATwho has [//] do they have real golf clubs there for ya ?
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FATthose hit me .
FATthere you gotta go easy .
FAT*FAT: that's right .
FATbonk # bonk # bonk # bonk # bonk # bonk .
CHII tackled you .
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CHItwy [: try] to get it .
FATah you got that one .
FAT*FAT: that's good .
CHItry to get this .
FATno you gotta put it down on the ground .
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FATah: .
FATyou came and cheated .
FAT*FAT: that's cheating .
FATthat doesn't count .
FATokay you try it .
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CHIxxx .
FATah: you're holding it in your shirt .
FAT*FAT: that's not +...
FATtha:(t) there .
FATgot it .