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FAToh we got your nose .
FATlet's see .
FAT*FAT: let me kiss it .
FATthat'll make it all better .
FATI got a microphone just like you .
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FATlet's see .
FATlet me kiss it .
FAT*FAT: that'll make it all better .
FATI got a microphone just like you .
FATis your nose okay ?
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FATcan you get that ?
CHII can get it .
FAT*FAT: can you get it ?
FATokay you put it on .
FATwho's in charge of the Microspace ?
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CHII can get it .
FATcan you get it ?
FAT*FAT: okay you put it on .
FATwho's in charge of the Microspace ?
CHIus .
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FATwe: are .
FATnow what is the Microspace ?
FAT*FAT: it's a college ?
CHIyeah .
CHIDaddy .
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CHIlook it .
CHIxxx .
FAT*FAT: hey that thing really spins, doesn't it ?
CHIum: .
FATI'll spin it back to ya .
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FAThey that thing really spins, doesn't it ?
CHIum: .
FAT*FAT: I'll spin it back to ya .
CHIlike this .
CHIhit ball .
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CHIhit ball .
FAThit the ball ?
FAT*FAT: you want me to roll it ?
CHIyeah .
CHIan an I'll hit it back to ya .
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CHIyeah .
CHIan an I'll hit it back to ya .
FAT*FAT: make sure it comes in the right spot .
FATthere you go .
FAThow old do ya think you have to be before you get to go play golf on the big golf course ?
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CHIdon't twy [: try] to hit the ball cwooked [: crooked] in the water please .
FATthat's right .
FAT*FAT: hit it straight .
FATan +...
CHIyeah like that .
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FATyou have to kinda stay in your seat .
FATyou can stand up maybe every once in a while .
FAT*FAT: that's about it .
FATdo you think you can do that ?
CHIyes .
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FATtell me what you're doin(g) there: .
FATdid you hurt your hand # after awhile ?
FAT*FAT: it came right back .
FATwhat abou:t +...
FATlet me see .
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FATbut then what happened ?
CHII don't know .
FAT*FAT: you just going to be angry and that's it ?
CHIna:h .
FATwhat did you do ?
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FATnow don't try to do that .
FATknow why ?
FAT*FAT: it might land up here and break it .
FATthere you go .
FATwhoops .
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CHIget my golf club out .
CHIready get set get my golf club out .
FAT*FAT: got it .
FAThhmm .
FATif you hit a golf ball on the green, which club would you use ?
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CHIbecause that's what you do a: .
CHIa: at the real golf courses .
FAT*FAT: that's the one you hit it a long ways with .
FATis regular clubs, right ?
FATand the putter's just for short &hist .
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FATI thought I just wanted to be a catcher .
CHIokay .
FAT*FAT: try it .
FATsee if you can put it right into my hands .
CHIno # it .
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CHIokay .
FATtry it .
FAT*FAT: see if you can put it right into my hands .
CHIno # it .
CHIno you hafta # be a golf club .
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FATokay .
FATyou ready .
FAT*FAT: I'm gonna hit it just like Jack Nicolas .
FATpwack@o .
CHIare you ready I'm gonna hit it .
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CHIum: .
CHIbrrr:@o .
FAT*FAT: got it .
CHIno: .
CHIplay golf .
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FATnever throw .
FATlet's see # I can hit # that blue thing right there .
FAT*FAT: got it .
CHIare you ready ?
CHII can hit this blue thing .
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CHIare you ready ?
CHII can hit this blue thing .
FAT*FAT: you got it .
CHII get it I get it even farther .
FATummhm .
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FAThere let me fix that .
CHIno I don't wanna fix it .
FAT*FAT: yeah we gotta fix it .
FATthat's the way we make the tape .
FATwe'll just put it right here .
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FATyeah we gotta fix it .
FATthat's the way we make the tape .
FAT*FAT: we'll just put it right here .
FATwho has [//] do they have real golf clubs there for ya ?
CHIokay .
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CHIno .
FATso were you just telling me that ?
FAT*FAT: it wasn't so .
CHIah huh .
FAToh they really don't have Wiffle golf balls .
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CHIan that's an that's why we go on to +...
CHIokay are you ready ?
FAT*FAT: looks like you can make it spin .
CHIokay .
CHIare you ready ?
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CHIokay .
CHIare you ready ?
FAT*FAT: you can make it spin too .
FATyeah we are lucky .
FATbecause we got both kinds of golf balls and other stuff too .
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CHII tackled you .
FATyeah .
FAT*FAT: I almost thought I was gonna get it before you got to it .
CHIbe because .
FATI thought I'd get it and you'd swing and miss it .
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FATI almost thought I was gonna get it before you got to it .
CHIbe because .
FAT*FAT: I thought I'd get it and you'd swing and miss it .
FATuh mm, you're too quick .
FATyou're too quick for that .
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FATthat's good .
CHItry to get this .
FAT*FAT: no you gotta put it down on the ground .
CHItry to get it .
FATI got that one .
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FATI got that one .
FATokay now I'll count to three .
FAT*FAT: and we'll try to get it .
FATokay .
FATone # two +...
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FATthree .
CHIno .
FAT*FAT: okay let's try it again .
CHIyeah .
FATI'm going to start over .
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CHI(o)kay .
FATone # two # two # four # three ?
FAT*FAT: oh you almost had it .
FATyou just missed .
CHInow you do it .
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FATokay .
FATone # two # three ?
FAT*FAT: you got it .
FATvery good .
CHInow are you ready ?
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CHIone two three hit .
CHIah: .
FAT*FAT: I got it .
FATit came right to me .
FATokay .
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CHIah: .
FATI got it .
FAT*FAT: it came right to me .
FATokay .
FATare you ready ?
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FATokay .
FATare you ready ?
FAT*FAT: I'll put it right there .
FATone # two # three ?
FATgot it .
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FATI'll put it right there .
FATone # two # three ?
FAT*FAT: got it .
CHIdo it again .
FATdo what again ?
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FATokay .
FATokay .
FAT*FAT: this time I'm going t(o) do it my eyes closed .
FATone ?
FATtwo ?
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FATthat's cheating .
FATthat doesn't count .
FAT*FAT: okay you try it .
FATcome here .
FATI got one for ya .
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FATsit down .
FATclose your eyes .
FAT*FAT: I'm going to put the ball somewhere an you try and find it .
CHIokay .
FATokay ?
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FATclose your eyes .
CHIwhere is it going to be ?
FAT*FAT: it's going to be somewhere in front of you .
FATkeep your eyes closed .
FATokay .
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FATno keep (th)em closed .
CHIah: .
FAT*FAT: keep (th)em closed and look for it .
FATokay .
FATyou ready ?
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CHIokay .
FATokay .
FAT*FAT: you try it .
CHInow I'm going to count to three .
FATokay .
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CHIno I didn't .
FATjust for a second .
FAT*FAT: let's try it one more time .
CHIokay .
CHInow are you ready ?
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CHIokay da .
FATokay .
FAT*FAT: now you put in front of me and let me find it with my eyes closed .
FATokay .
FATyou tell me when we're ready to go .
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FATyou tell me when we're ready to go .
CHIready .
FAT*FAT: something tells me you took it .
FATis it here ?
FATwhere is it ?
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CHIready .
FATsomething tells me you took it .
FAT*FAT: is it here ?
FATwhere is it ?
CHIxxx .
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FATsomething tells me you took it .
FATis it here ?
FAT*FAT: where is it ?
CHIxxx .
FATah: you're holding it in your shirt .
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FATwhere is it ?
CHIxxx .
FAT*FAT: ah: you're holding it in your shirt .
FATthat's not +...
FATtha:(t) there .