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FATlet me kiss it .
FATthat'll make it all better .
FAT*FAT: I got a microphone just like you .
FATis your nose okay ?
CHIokay now .
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CHIbecause you want to come here at the micra@c .
FATplease finish your work aunt Jen Jen otherwise you can't come to the Microspace .
FAT*FAT: what's a Microspace ?
CHIthe the Microspace is this is this college .
FATis this college ?
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FATwe: are .
FATnow what is the Microspace ?
FAT*FAT: it's a college ?
CHIyeah .
CHIDaddy .
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FATdid you look in there ?
CHIno: .
FAT*FAT: there's a suitcase and a couple of other guys .
CHIlook it .
CHIxxx .
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CHIsix an seven .
FATbut you know what ?
FAT*FAT: when you play golf on the big golf course there's a lot of special rules .
FATdo you know any of the special rules ?
CHIum don't hit the ball in the water .
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FATan hit toward the flag .
FATwhat else ?
FAT*FAT: what's a special rule of golf ?
CHIum: .
CHIplease hit the please hit the ball stwaight [: straight] .
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CHIplease don't hit the ball over the fence .
FATthere you go that's another dream .
FAT*FAT: let me tell you a special rule of golf .
FATwhen other people are hitting the ball .
FATyou be quiet .
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FATbut what you have to do .
FATyou have to kinda stay in your seat .
FAT*FAT: you can stand up maybe every once in a while .
FATthat's about it .
FATdo you think you can do that ?
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FATwhat abou:t +...
FATlet me see .
FAT*FAT: tell me a funny story .
CHIum .
CHIhi xxx xxx xxx xxx .
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FATtell me one I can understand .
FATyou goofy .
FAT*FAT: was that a funny story ?
CHIyes .
CHIdonk@o .
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FATgot it .
FAThhmm .
FAT*FAT: if you hit a golf ball on the green, which club would you use ?
CHIum ah: .
CHIda putter .
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CHIah: wegular [: regular] .
FATthat's right .
FAT*FAT: you would use a regular one .
FATwhy ?
CHIbecause .
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CHIbecause that's what you do a: .
CHIa: at the real golf courses .
FAT*FAT: that's the one you hit it a long ways with .
FATis regular clubs, right ?
FATand the putter's just for short &hist .
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CHIno this is .
CHIthis has to be your club .
FAT*FAT: oh mine's just a catcher .
CHIno .
CHIyou have to be a club like this .
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CHIpu:@o .
FATyou think so .
FAT*FAT: I thought I just wanted to be a catcher .
CHIokay .
FATtry it .
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FATand Ben Hogan .
FATand lots of others too .
FAT*FAT: there was a golfer +...
FATthere was a golfer named Lloyd Mangrum .
CHIwho's woyd [: Lloyd] Mangrum .
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FATand lots of others too .
FATthere was a golfer +...
FAT*FAT: there was a golfer named Lloyd Mangrum .
CHIwho's woyd [: Lloyd] Mangrum .
FAThe was a golfer back in the old days .
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FATthere was a golfer named Lloyd Mangrum .
CHIwho's woyd [: Lloyd] Mangrum .
FAT*FAT: he was a golfer back in the old days .
FAThe was a good golfer .
FATthere was another one .
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CHIwho's woyd [: Lloyd] Mangrum .
FAThe was a golfer back in the old days .
FAT*FAT: he was a good golfer .
FATthere was another one .
FATI saw him play once .
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CHIthat's a funny name .
FATyeah .
FAT*FAT: that's a funny name .
FAThe's a good golfer though .
CHIBa:ow .
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FATyeah .
FATthat's a funny name .
FAT*FAT: he's a good golfer though .
CHIBa:ow .
FATBa:ow .
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FATso what do you think ?
FATwould you ranter: [: rather] .
FAT*FAT: play golf or play with a frisbee ?
CHIum: .
CHIbrrr:@o .
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CHIare you ready ?
CHIwe gotta his us a real tee .
FAT*FAT: I asked you a question .
CHIwhat about dee [: the] xxx .
FATdo they have real golf clubs at the new school ?
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FATah: you opened your eyes .
CHIno I didn't .
FAT*FAT: just for a second .
FATlet's try it one more time .
CHIokay .
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FATgot it .
FATokay .
FAT*FAT: now turn around for a second .
FATokay tryin(g) find the ball .
FATwhere is it ?
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FATwhere is it ?
FATwhere: is it ?
FAT*FAT: go over there for a second .
FATwhere is it ?
CHIokay .
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CHIokay .
CHIgo over there for a minute .
FAT*FAT: go over there for a minute ?
FATokay .
FATI'm over here for a minute .
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FATgo over there for a minute ?
FATokay .
FAT*FAT: I'm over here for a minute .
CHInow .
FATwhere is it ?
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FATwhere'd it go ?
CHIwhere'd it go ?
FAT*FAT: hey wait a second .
FATthere it is .
FATit was right behind your ear ?