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MOTthat's a nice chair.
MOTsilly.
MOT*MOT: why don't you take that out in the midle and take a ride on it.
MOTyou show me how to do it.
CHIyep, that.
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MOTcan you teach me how to do it?
CHIwatch.
MOT*MOT: why don't you get off and tell mommy how to make it work, ok.
MOTwhat do I do?
CHIwanna sit.
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CHIfall off.
MOTok, <when I> [/?] when we count to three.
MOT*MOT: ok, let's count to three and then we'll both fall off.
CHI<one, two, three> [/?] go!
MOToff!
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CHI<one, two, three> [/?] go!
MOToff!
MOT*MOT: I fell off and you didn't.
MOTok.
MOTwant another ride all by yourself?
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CHIit won't work.
CHIsee, it work mom.
MOT*MOT: I guess I don't know how to be five and six years old.
CHI<oh> [/?] well.
MOTI can't make him move.
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MOTI didn't hear you.
CHIpeanutbutter and jelly.
MOT*MOT: peanutbutter and jelly.
CHIyeah.
MOTwhat else?
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CHIyep.
CHIhow about you put glasses.
MOT*MOT: I'll tell you that one and tell you to put your socks on in the morning.
CHIhow about xxx.
MOTyou put those glasses on.
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MOTsilly.
MOTbe awfully dull around here without you.
MOT*MOT: and awfully quiet too.
CHIxxx.
MOTyou know what?
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MOTlook.
CHI<no, no> [/?] no.
MOT*MOT: and mommy will show you something.
CHI<no, no, no> [/?] no.
MOTcan you close your eyes a minute?
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CHIyep.
MOTok.
MOT*MOT: and what about this?
CHIeyebrow.
CHIok, a eyebrow.
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CHIeyebrow.
MOTyeah, eyebrows.
MOT*MOT: and <where do we> [/?] where do eyebrows belong?
CHIno mama, xxx eyebrow.
MOTput them on.
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MOT<what> [/?] what's chips?
CHIno watch.
MOT*MOT: no, I don't do that and you don't do that.
MOTchips does that because chips is a dog.
CHIok.
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MOTyou know what.
MOTI thing you're gonna break something now.
MOT*MOT: let's put the potatohead away and we'll play with something else, ok.
CHIok, mom.
MOTalright, let's put the potatohead things away.
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CHI<oh> [/?] nicely.
MOTyeah, nicely.
MOT*MOT: ok, and the shoes.
CHIand the shoe.
CHIxxx.
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MOT<woo> [/?] are these for michael?
CHIno, and mommy.
MOT*MOT: and mommy.
MOTI don't know.
MOTI think they're for michael.
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MOThere.
CHI<oh> [/?] mama.
MOT*MOT: sit down and you can play with it right here, ok.
CHIroll the playdoh.
CHI<roll, roll> [/?] roll.
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MOTmaybe you can take a piece off of that.
CHIno, I'm not.
MOT*MOT: and then squeeze it.
CHI<oh> [/?] no.
MOTneed some help?
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MOTfeels hot?
CHI<ow> [/?] too hot!
MOT*MOT: you do all the talking and I'm putting my foot in my mouth.
MOT<hey> [/?] I know what.
CHIwhat?
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MOTtake a little piece.
CHIlittle piece.
MOT*MOT: and make an egg.
MOTput it in the basket.
MOTthere.
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MOTyou could try the playdoh with that.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: yeah, make it nice and flat.
CHI<how about> [/?] how about xxx.
CHI<hey> [/?] mom, what's that?
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MOTfirst you roll it.
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: then make a bird and a star.
CHIxxx.
MOTno, did you hear what I asked you to do?
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MOTwanna roll a big one too.
CHIthere.
MOT*MOT: now why don't you try the bird and the star.
CHIbird and star?
CHIwhere the star go?
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MOTcan you put some playdoh in here?
CHIwhere?
MOT*MOT: here, take these little bit and put them in.
CHIok.
MOTno, <put the> [/?] why don't you put those down a minute.
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MOTput that in.
CHIin.
MOT*MOT: ok, get some more and put it in.
MOTa little more.
MOTanother little piece.
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MOTit's hard.
MOTno, push down.
MOT*MOT: ok, and now, let go a minute.
MOTdown some more.
MOTnot doing too well.
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MOTwatch this.
CHIwhat?
MOT*MOT: nice and flat.
MOTwhat's that?
CHI<e> [/?].
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MOTthere.
CHI<e> [/?].
MOT*MOT: and what does that say?
CHImom!
MOTmom?
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MOThard who?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: it will get hard and you won't be able to play with it anymore.
CHIok.
MOTwhy don't you put it in there, ok.
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CHIroll.
CHIxxx the playdoh back.
MOT*MOT: and pat it.
CHIyeah.
CHIyou and me and you.
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MOTI can see it.
CHIwhat?
MOT*MOT: come and sit <where me> [/?] where I <am> [/?].
MOTthen you'll see it.
CHIyou.
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CHIyou.
MOTI see it.
MOT*MOT: <you see> [/?] you come and find it.
CHI<ok> [/?] ok.
MOTcome on.
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MOTnow, you know what else I want you to do.
CHIwhat?
MOT*MOT: I want you to pick up all the wrapping paper and throw it away.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOTok?
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MOTcan you?
MOTthe wrapping paper, silly.
MOT*MOT: would you like to give it to me and I'll throw it away?
MOTcome on.
MOTclose your mouth.
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CHInothing.
MOTnothing?
MOT*MOT: well, how about finding something and we'll do something with it.
MOTwanna do a puzzle?
CHIyes sir.
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CHIyes sir.
CHImom.
MOT*MOT: find the puzzle you wanna do and we'll play with it.
CHI<eyedrop> [/?] eyedrop too?
MOTno, you don't need eyedrops now.
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MOTI think we need to do a puzzle, ok.
CHIok.
MOT*MOT: that doesn't look like a puzzle and you're bing very silly and I'm begining to get angry.
CHIno.
MOTwell then you behave like a nice little guy.
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MOTok, xxx pieces out.
CHImom.
MOT*MOT: take the pieces out and then we'll put them back in again, ok.
CHIwhat that?
CHIa bird <tweet tweet> [/?].
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MOTwhat's down there?
CHIshoe.
MOT*MOT: a shoe and a +/.
CHIfish.
MOTa fish.
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MOTyeah.
CHIright there.
MOT*MOT: and look.
MOT<what> [/?] what about this one?
CHIa little rock.