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CHIyeah.
MOT<oh> [/?], that's too bad.
MOT*MOT: how'd you get it?
CHIxxx.
MOT<hmm> [/?]?
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MOTand I <am> [/?] mad.
CHIwhy?
MOT*MOT: because he took it!
CHIwhy?
MOTI can't find it anywhere.
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MOTbecause he took it!
CHIwhy?
MOT*MOT: I can't find it anywhere.
CHI<oh> [/?] kermit, don't be a xxx.
MOThe has left with my paperclip collection.
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MOT<oh> [/?], but I'm not tired.
CHIwhy?
MOT*MOT: it's the middle of the afternoon.
MOTit's three oclock.
CHIcome on xxx.
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CHIwhy?
MOTit's the middle of the afternoon.
MOT*MOT: it's three oclock.
CHIcome on xxx.
MOTI don't go to sleep at three oclock.
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CHIhide.
MOTyou don't have to hide.
MOT*MOT: it's the package man.
MOThe probably brought something else for andrew.
MOTdo you want to be bert for a while?
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MOTyou don't know that song?
CHIno.
MOT*MOT: you'd know it if you were green.
CHI<ah> [/?].
MOT<ah> [/?], yeah you would.
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CHIbert and kermit?
MOT<oh> [/?] boy.
MOT*MOT: <hey hey hey> [/?] help us open it.
CHIhere's a box.
CHII believe it's a heman.
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CHIhere's a box.
CHII believe it's a heman.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?], it doesn't look like a heman to me.
CHIyes it is.
MOTI doubt if helen knows about those things.
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CHIyes, it is.
MOT<gee> [/?], do you need any help?
MOT*MOT: I thought she said it was for me.
CHIno.
MOTno?
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CHIno.
MOTno?
MOT*MOT: who's it for?
CHIfor me.
MOT<oh> [/?].
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MOTyou think so?
CHIgarfield.
MOT*MOT: it's garfield.
MOTit's colorforms.
MOTdo you remember that package that you saw at the stationary store that had mastersoftheuniverse on it?
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CHIgarfield.
MOTit's garfield.
MOT*MOT: it's colorforms.
MOTdo you remember that package that you saw at the stationary store that had mastersoftheuniverse on it?
CHIyeah.
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MOTit's garfield.
MOTit's colorforms.
MOT*MOT: do you remember that package that you saw at the stationary store that had mastersoftheuniverse on it?
CHIyeah.
MOTthat's the same stuff.
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MOTlet bert and I help you.
CHIok.
MOT*MOT: teeth won't do it.
CHIteeth won't do it.
MOTlet's see.
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MOTok?
CHIplastic.
MOT*MOT: it is.
MOTyeah.
MOTlike cellophane.
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MOTyeah.
MOTlike cellophane.
MOT*MOT: it rattles.
CHIit's a game.
MOTI think it is.
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MOTit rattles.
CHIit's a game.
MOT*MOT: I think it is.
MOT<big fat hairy deal> [/?].
CHIhairy deal.
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CHIgive me a red guy.
CHIyou be white.
MOT*MOT: let's see how you set it up.
MOTlet me see.
CHIanother garfield.
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MOT<whoops> [/?].
MOTI think that stays on the side.
MOT*MOT: set it up.
CHIset it up there.
CHIxxx cat.
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MOTyeah.
CHIplease get it.
MOT*MOT: andrew will get it.
MOTcan you peel that off?
CHIyes.
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MOTcan you peel that off?
CHIyes.
MOT*MOT: and put it on there?
MOTwe can make a +/.
MOTthese are some of the things that you can do it like.
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MOTand put it on there?
MOTwe can make a +/.
MOT*MOT: these are some of the things that you can do it like.
MOTok, you can do it like +/.
MOT<ooh> [/?].
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MOTwe can make a +/.
MOTthese are some of the things that you can do it like.
MOT*MOT: ok, you can do it like +/.
MOT<ooh> [/?].
MOTwhat's he having?
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MOT<look> [/?] look.
MOThere's his cat dish down here.
MOT*MOT: with cat food in it.
MOTnow, look what he has.
CHIcake and a coke.
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MOTlet me show you.
MOTthat's right.
MOT*MOT: bend it.
MOTget garfield off first.
MOTwait.
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MOTget garfield off first.
MOTwait.
MOT*MOT: that's it.
MOTthey're very skinny.
MOTok, now it sticks there.
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MOTthat's it.
MOTthey're very skinny.
MOT*MOT: ok, now it sticks there.
MOTyou can put them anywhere in the room.
CHIsticks right over refrigerator [$0a].
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MOTwhat do you want to put in the room with him?
CHI<um> [/?] a chair.
MOT*MOT: well, let's take it off there.
MOTok take it off there.
CHItake it off.
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CHI<um> [/?] a chair.
MOTwell, let's take it off there.
MOT*MOT: ok take it off there.
CHItake it off.
MOTyou need good fingernails to play colorforms.
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MOTthey're stuck together.
CHIthankyou.
MOT*MOT: you like it <huh> [/?]?
MOTwe've never had one of these before.
CHInever had one of these.
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CHIthe lasagna.
MOTyou're gonna put the lasagna on the window sill?
MOT*MOT: somebody's liable to come by and take it.
MOTI was thinking of flowers.
CHIlasagna on top of the chair [$0cc].
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CHIflowers in the rug [$0uc] [$0n].
CHIthere's flowers and turkey and lasagna and cake on bottom of sea [$0a] [$0a].
MOT*MOT: how about making it interesting?
MOThow about if we put a mouse in there?
CHImouse?
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MOTyeah.
CHIunder the sea.
MOT*MOT: I thought it would go on the table.
CHIno!
MOTit's going under the sea as well?
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MOTI thought it would go on the table.
CHIno!
MOT*MOT: it's going under the sea as well?
CHIyeah.
MOTit's going to be awfully soggy.
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MOTit's going under the sea as well?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: it's going to be awfully soggy.
CHIthe cake and flowers and lasagna and turkey and the mouse and the cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTthat's right.
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MOTextremely bizarre.
CHIhow about a tennis racquet?
MOT*MOT: alright this will make it really bizarre.
CHII put a tennis racquet under the sea.
CHItennis racquet and the mouse under the sea [$0uc].
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MOTgot him in trouble.
CHIhow about a rabbit and a cat?
MOT*MOT: it's not a rabbit!
CHIit is n't a rabbit.
MOTlook at him.
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MOTlook.
CHIa lasagna and a cat and a rabbit and a cat and xxx +/.
MOT*MOT: it's a dog because look.
MOTlook at his nose.
MOTrabbits don't have noses like that.
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MOTlook at his nose.
MOTrabbits don't have noses like that.
MOT*MOT: they've got his ears standing up but it's not a rabbit.
CHIa rabbit and lasagna and cake and a chicken and a cat and cat food and a cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTalright.
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CHIa rabbit and lasagna and cake and a chicken and a cat and cat food and a cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTalright.
MOT*MOT: let's take it all off and start again.
CHI<oh> [/?] alright xxx a pile.
MOTxxx.
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MOTok.
MOTcan you see what you're doing?
MOT*MOT: you're gonna put it on the microphone?
CHIyeah.
CHIxxx.
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CHIxxx.
MOT<oh> [/?] that's a great idea.
MOT*MOT: glad you thought of it.
CHIlasagna.
MOTI'm glad you thought of it.
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MOTglad you thought of it.
CHIlasagna.
MOT*MOT: I'm glad you thought of it.
MOTyou didn't get my joke.
CHIthe rabbit, I mean a dog.
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MOTyou didn't get my joke.
CHIthe rabbit, I mean a dog.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] it's a dog now.
MOTare you +/.
CHIxxx cauliflower.
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MOTI want to play this.
CHII wanna play xxx.
MOT*MOT: she said it was [$uc] for bert and kermit and I was [$ux] bing kermit.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOT<oh> [/?].
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MOTalright.
MOTthis is [$uc] my story.
MOT*MOT: let me see it.
MOTcan you put it back in the box?
CHII'm gonna talk in a microphone?
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MOTthis is [$uc] my story.
MOTlet me see it.
MOT*MOT: can you put it back in the box?
CHII'm gonna talk in a microphone?
MOTyeah.
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MOThere.
MOTthis is [$uc] nice.
MOT*MOT: do it like that.
MOTmy story is [$uc] that there was [$uc] a cat under the table who loved +/.
MOT< wait a minute> [/?] wait a minute.
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MOTand <and> [/?] the cat only chases mice at three oclock.
MOTthat clock says three oclock.
MOT*MOT: let's put it up over the mouse hole.
MOTalright?
CHImouse hole.