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MOT<oh> [/?], you're not ready.
MOTsorry.
MOT*MOT: I always have to wait for kermit because he's slow, you know.
CHIalright.
MOTare you ready?
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MOTwell then why don't you talk to me?
MOTwhy don't you talk to me?
MOT*MOT: I never heard of a frog that couldn't talk.
CHIwhat?
MOT<oh> [/?], you can whisper?
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MOTlike a smirk?
CHIsmirk.
MOT*MOT: listen I have to ask you something.
MOThave you seen ernie?
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
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CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOThe's run off with my paper clip collection.
MOT*MOT: and I <am> [/?] mad.
CHIwhy?
MOTbecause he took it!
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MOTbecause he took it!
CHIwhy?
MOT*MOT: I can't find it anywhere.
CHI<oh> [/?] kermit, don't be a xxx.
MOThe has left with my paperclip collection.
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CHII haven't seen him.
MOT<oh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: what <am> [/?] I gonna do?
CHIsleep.
MOTjust sleep?
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MOTjust sleep?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: do you think if I sleep he'll come back?
CHIyeah.
MOT<oh> [/?], but I'm not tired.
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MOTdo you think if I sleep he'll come back?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?], but I'm not tired.
CHIwhy?
MOTit's the middle of the afternoon.
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MOTit's three oclock.
CHIcome on xxx.
MOT*MOT: I don't go to sleep at three oclock.
CHI<oh> [/?] my god.
CHIhide.
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MOTdo you want to be bert for a while?
CHIyeah, I'll be bert.
MOT*MOT: wait, we have to decide if I'm going to sleep or not.
MOTwait a minute.
MOTput your puppet back on.
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MOTyou wanna swap?
CHIswap.
MOT*MOT: I'm stuck.
CHIyeah, but +/.
MOTI'm stuck.
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MOTI'm stuck.
CHIyeah, but +/.
MOT*MOT: I'm stuck.
CHIyou're stuck?
CHIyeah.
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MOTbecause they hurt.
MOTalright.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] I see.
MOThe does have a nice mouth.
MOTok.
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MOTwhat are we talking about today?
CHIwhat?
MOT*MOT: I said, kermitthefrog here.
MOTwhat are we talking about today?
MOTwhat does bert like to talk about?
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MOTdo you know any songs?
CHIno.
MOT*MOT: I know a song.
CHIwhat?
MOTyou know the song about bing green?
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MOTif everyone looked at you all the time and said, you're green.
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: I don't like green.
CHII don't like green.
CHII don't like green.
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CHIno.
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: so I made up a song.
CHI<uh> [/?], yuck.
MOTdo you have any songs you like?
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MOT<oh> [/?], it doesn't look like a heman to me.
CHIyes it is.
MOT*MOT: I doubt if helen knows about those things.
CHIxxx helen heman.
MOTdo you think she does?
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CHIyes, it is.
MOT<gee> [/?], do you need any help?
MOT*MOT: I thought she said it was for me.
CHIno.
MOTno?
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MOTthat's the same stuff.
MOTcome here.
MOT*MOT: I have fingernails.
MOTI can help you.
MOTyou cut the cellophane with fingernails.
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MOTcome here.
MOTI have fingernails.
MOT*MOT: I can help you.
MOTyou cut the cellophane with fingernails.
MOTlet bert and I help you.
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MOTI can help you.
MOTyou cut the cellophane with fingernails.
MOT*MOT: let bert and I help you.
CHIok.
MOTteeth won't do it.
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MOTit rattles.
CHIit's a game.
MOT*MOT: I think it is.
MOT<big fat hairy deal> [/?].
CHIhairy deal.
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MOTthese are all pictures of all the different scenes you can make.
MOT<whoops> [/?].
MOT*MOT: I think that stays on the side.
MOTset it up.
CHIset it up there.
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MOTyou're gonna put the lasagna on the window sill?
MOTsomebody's liable to come by and take it.
MOT*MOT: I was thinking of flowers.
CHIlasagna on top of the chair [$0cc].
CHIok, lasagna xxx under the sea.
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MOTyou have two cats already in this picture.
MOTwhat about +/.
MOT*MOT: I can't believe that you haven't put this in there yet.
MOTthat's your favorite.
CHIbirthday cake.
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MOTyeah.
CHIunder the sea.
MOT*MOT: I thought it would go on the table.
CHIno!
MOTit's going under the sea as well?
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MOTyou and andrew +/.
MOTyou and andrew are the ones that read garfield.
MOT*MOT: I don't know what happens to garfield.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOTis this the guy that chases him?
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MOTis this the guy that chases him?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: I thought that garfield always took advantage of the dog.
MOTgot him in trouble.
CHIhow about a rabbit and a cat?
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CHIunder the sea.
MOThe doesn't look the least bit +/.
MOT*MOT: well, I guess he looks a bit like a rabbit.
MOTno he doesn't.
MOTlook.
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MOTglad you thought of it.
CHIlasagna.
MOT*MOT: I'm glad you thought of it.
MOTyou didn't get my joke.
CHIthe rabbit, I mean a dog.
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CHII want a cat and a dog.
MOTyou see they have cats +/.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] I see.
MOTthey have cats in various positions.
MOTso you could make a story about a sleepping cat.
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CHIchasing cat.
MOT<say> [/?] like for instance, let me show you something.
MOT*MOT: can I do one?
CHIyeah.
MOTI want to play this.
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MOTcan I do one?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: I want to play this.
CHII wanna play xxx.
MOTshe said it was [$uc] for bert and kermit and I was [$ux] bing kermit.
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MOTI want to play this.
CHII wanna play xxx.
MOT*MOT: she said it was [$uc] for bert and kermit and I was [$ux] bing kermit.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOT<oh> [/?].
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MOT<oh> [/?].
CHIyou be [$uc] kermit, you be [$uc] bert.
MOT*MOT: so I can have a turn?
CHIyeah.
MOTalright.
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MOTthree oclock.
MOTand +/.
MOT*MOT: let's see what else I can have +/.
CHIsame.
MOTin the story.
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CHIthis one.
MOT<wait wait> [/?] wait.
MOT*MOT: I've got to think of something to say about it.
MOT<um> [/?].
MOT<oh> [/?] the cat had a favorite teddybear that he slept with and the teddybear +/.
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CHIno!
MOTyeah!
MOT*MOT: well I mean that's what +/.
CHI<no no no> [/?] no.
CHIxxx the cake and xxx and the cat xxx xxx.
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CHIgarfield.
MOTyou think garfield did?
MOT*MOT: I think he did.
MOTlook at him.
MOTyou think he blew it out?
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CHIyes.
CHIyour turn.
MOT*MOT: I like this chair.
MOTok.
MOTwait a second.
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MOTwait a second.
MOTlet's get some new things.
MOT*MOT: I think we should have a coke.
MOT<no no> [/?] no, figgyfizz.
MOTfiggyfizz.
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MOT<um> [/?] a cake in the refrigerator.
MOT<um> [/?] no bear.
MOT*MOT: I don't want a bear this time.
MOT<oh> [/?] turkey leg.
CHIa turkey leg!
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CHIfiggyfizz.
MOTfiggyfizz.
MOT*MOT: I don't need this turkey leg.
MOTI'm going to have a hamburger instead.
MOTxxx.
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MOTfiggyfizz.
MOTI don't need this turkey leg.
MOT*MOT: I'm going to have a hamburger instead.
MOTxxx.
MOTwhere'd you put the <the> [/?] +/.
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MOT<one day> [/?] one day a dog was [$uc] home all alone in his kitchen.
MOTand he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOT*MOT: and he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
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MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
MOT*MOT: and the mouse who was [$ux] thinking about his pillow said, I think I'll have +/.
MOTdo you know what that says?
CHIyeah.
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MOTa racquet attack?
MOThere's the food.
MOT*MOT: I'll give you all the others.
MOTthis is [$uc] just the letter <z> [/?].
MOTthis is [$uc] funny.
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MOTthis is [$uc] funny.
MOTyou know how they do that in cartoons when somebody's sleepping.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] I can't wait to hear this story.
MOTtwo cats in the refrigerator?
CHIyeah.
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MOT<oh> [/?] they opened it to put the lasagne in?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] I see.
MOTwell, they forgot to close it.
CHIyeah.