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MOT<oh> [/?], you're not ready.
MOTsorry.
MOT*MOT: I always have to wait for kermit because he's slow, you know.
CHIalright.
MOTare you ready?
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MOT<hey> [/?] kermit.
MOTare you yawning?
MOT*MOT: did he say no?
MOTkermit, have you lost your voice?
MOTwell then why don't you talk to me?
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MOT<hmm> [/?]?
CHIgoogly eyes.
MOT*MOT: he's got googly eyes.
CHIand you have googly eyes.
MOTno, look at my eyes.
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MOThave you seen ernie?
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: he's run off with my paper clip collection.
MOTand I <am> [/?] mad.
CHIwhy?
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MOTand I <am> [/?] mad.
CHIwhy?
MOT*MOT: because he took it!
CHIwhy?
MOTI can't find it anywhere.
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MOTI can't find it anywhere.
CHI<oh> [/?] kermit, don't be a xxx.
MOT*MOT: he has left with my paperclip collection.
MOTare you sure you haven't seen him?
CHII haven't seen him.
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MOTjust sleep?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: do you think if I sleep he'll come back?
CHIyeah.
MOT<oh> [/?], but I'm not tired.
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MOTyou don't have to hide.
MOTit's the package man.
MOT*MOT: he probably brought something else for andrew.
MOTdo you want to be bert for a while?
CHIyeah, I'll be bert.
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MOTalright.
MOT<oh> [/?] I see.
MOT*MOT: he does have a nice mouth.
MOTok.
MOTkermitthefrog here.
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MOTno.
CHIyes, I lost it.
MOT*MOT: he's lost his voice too?
CHIyeah.
MOTthat's a shame.
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MOT<oh> [/?] you can take them out or leave them in, one or the other.
MOTyou peel these pictures off and you arrange them in the room.
MOT*MOT: where do you think he sleeps?
CHIright over there.
MOTthat's a picture of him.
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CHIright over there.
MOTthat's a picture of him.
MOT*MOT: where does he sleep?
MOTdo you know what cats sleep in?
CHIyeah.
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CHII like cats.
MOTcats usually +/.
MOT*MOT: well, he might sleep right here.
MOTthis might be his box.
CHIno.
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MOTok, you can do it like +/.
MOT<ooh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: what's he having?
CHIdessert.
MOTdessert is right.
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MOThere's his cat dish down here.
MOTwith cat food in it.
MOT*MOT: now, look what he has.
CHIcake and a coke.
MOTand coke.
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MOTand a hamburger.
MOTand an icecream cone.
MOT*MOT: he's not gonna eat cat food.
CHIcat food.
MOTyou wanna give him some things to eat?
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CHIsticks right over refrigerator [$0a].
MOTyou want him to raid the refrigerator?
MOT*MOT: he's going to be cold.
MOTthat's the freezer.
MOTdo you see that?
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MOTon top of him?
CHItop of him.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] he's sleepping under the chair?
CHIyeah.
MOT<oh> [/?] <pussycat pussycat where have you been> [/?]?
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MOTyou want to give him a present?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: you know what he loves the most?
CHIyeah.
MOTlasagna.
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CHIyeah, I want turkey.
MOTalright.
MOT*MOT: do you think he likes turkey better than lasagna?
CHII want lasagne in a chair and turkey the bottom of the sea [$0n].
MOTwhat?
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CHImouse?
MOTyeah.
MOT*MOT: do you think he'd get up from under the chair if he saw a mouse?
CHIyeah.
MOTcats love to chase mice.
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CHIturkey on the bottom [$0a] [$0cc].
MOTno, you can't see him if you put him there.
MOT*MOT: you have to put the mouse somewhere where he can chase him.
CHIa mouse, a turkey and flowers and lasagna and cat in the sea [$0a] [$0uc].
MOTin the sea?
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MOT<oh> [/?] time for cat food?
MOTwhat about the cat in the window?
MOT*MOT: is he getting nothing for food?
CHIyes.
MOT<oh> [/?] he's going on the pile?
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MOTis he getting nothing for food?
CHIyes.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] he's going on the pile?
CHIyes.
CHIhow about +/.
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CHIhow about this one?
MOTwonderful!
MOT*MOT: is he the one that says <argh> [/?]?
CHI<argh> [/?].
MOTwhat does he say?
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MOTis he the one that says <argh> [/?]?
CHI<argh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: what does he say?
MOTis he the guy that the cat chases all the time?
CHIyeah.
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CHI<argh> [/?].
MOTwhat does he say?
MOT*MOT: is he the guy that the cat chases all the time?
CHIyeah.
MOTor does he chase the cat?
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MOTis he the guy that the cat chases all the time?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: or does he chase the cat?
CHIno.
MOTno.
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MOTlook.
CHIunder the sea.
MOT*MOT: he doesn't look the least bit +/.
MOTwell, I guess he looks a bit like a rabbit.
MOTno he doesn't.
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CHIunder the sea.
MOThe doesn't look the least bit +/.
MOT*MOT: well, I guess he looks a bit like a rabbit.
MOTno he doesn't.
MOTlook.
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MOThe doesn't look the least bit +/.
MOTwell, I guess he looks a bit like a rabbit.
MOT*MOT: no he doesn't.
MOTlook.
CHIa lasagna and a cat and a rabbit and a cat and xxx +/.
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MOTthey have cats in various positions.
MOTso you could make a story about a sleepping cat.
MOT*MOT: <uh> [/?] what does he look like he's doing?
MOThe looks like he's talking, or something.
CHItalking.
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MOTso you could make a story about a sleepping cat.
MOT<uh> [/?] what does he look like he's doing?
MOT*MOT: he looks like he's talking, or something.
CHItalking.
MOTsee, he's pointting and talking.
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MOThe looks like he's talking, or something.
CHItalking.
MOT*MOT: see, he's pointting and talking.
MOTand this cat.
MOTwhat's this cat doing?
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MOTand this cat.
MOTwhat's this cat doing?
MOT*MOT: he's chasing.
MOTlook.
MOTthat's a chasing cat.
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MOTI've got to think of something to say about it.
MOT<um> [/?].
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] the cat had a favorite teddybear that he slept with and the teddybear +/.
CHIno!
MOTyes!
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MOTand it was [$uc] the dog's birthday.
MOTand the cat <the cat> [/?] was [$uc] a tricky cat.
MOT*MOT: and the cat decided that he wouldn't wait for the party and he would do what?
MOThe would eat the cake before the birthday!
MOTand the dog said +/.
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MOTand the cat <the cat> [/?] was [$uc] a tricky cat.
MOTand the cat decided that he wouldn't wait for the party and he would do what?
MOT*MOT: he would eat the cake before the birthday!
MOTand the dog said +/.
CHI<argh> [/?]!
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CHIgarfield.
MOTyou think garfield did?
MOT*MOT: I think he did.
MOTlook at him.
MOTyou think he blew it out?
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MOTI think he did.
MOTlook at him.
MOT*MOT: you think he blew it out?
CHIyeah.
CHIthe end.
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MOTok.
MOT<one day> [/?] one day a dog was [$uc] home all alone in his kitchen.
MOT*MOT: and he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOTand he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
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MOT<one day> [/?] one day a dog was [$uc] home all alone in his kitchen.
MOTand he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOT*MOT: and he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
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MOTand he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOTand he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOT*MOT: and so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
MOTand the mouse who was [$ux] thinking about his pillow said, I think I'll have +/.
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CHIthe end.
CHIxxx another thing.
MOT*MOT: yeah he did something.
CHIno.
MOTyes sir.
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CHIno.
MOTyes sir.
MOT*MOT: he ate the hamburger and he thought about having a nap.
CHIno.
MOTgonne be [$uc] a critic now, right?
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MOTlet's let the teddybear do it.
CHIno.
MOT*MOT: let's let this guy do it, he's really the one that says argh.
MOThe's great.
MOTok.
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CHIno.
MOTlet's let this guy do it, he's really the one that says argh.
MOT*MOT: he's great.
MOTok.
CHIok.
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MOTok.
MOTthis is [$uc] a story about a cat that loves hamburgers.
MOT*MOT: but his owner said he had to go on a diet and he couldn't have any hamburgers until three oclock.
MOTso, all he could have until three oclock was [$uc] fruit.
MOTso, the cat went over to tell the dog that he lived with that he couldn't eat anything until three oclock, that all he could eat was [$uc] fruit.
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MOTthis is [$uc] a story about a cat that loves hamburgers.
MOTbut his owner said he had to go on a diet and he couldn't have any hamburgers until three oclock.
MOT*MOT: so, all he could have until three oclock was [$uc] fruit.
MOTso, the cat went over to tell the dog that he lived with that he couldn't eat anything until three oclock, that all he could eat was [$uc] fruit.
MOTand the dog said argh.
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MOTbut his owner said he had to go on a diet and he couldn't have any hamburgers until three oclock.
MOTso, all he could have until three oclock was [$uc] fruit.
MOT*MOT: so, the cat went over to tell the dog that he lived with that he couldn't eat anything until three oclock, that all he could eat was [$uc] fruit.
MOTand the dog said argh.
CHIargh!