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MOT<oh> [/?], you're not ready.
MOTsorry.
MOT*MOT: I always have to wait for kermit because he's slow, you know.
CHIalright.
MOTare you ready?
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MOTare you yawning?
MOTdid he say no?
MOT*MOT: kermit, have you lost your voice?
MOTwell then why don't you talk to me?
MOTwhy don't you talk to me?
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MOT<oh> [/?], you can whisper?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: do you have a sore throat?
CHIyeah.
MOT<oh> [/?], that's too bad.
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MOTlike a smirk?
CHIsmirk.
MOT*MOT: listen I have to ask you something.
MOThave you seen ernie?
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
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CHIsmirk.
MOTlisten I have to ask you something.
MOT*MOT: have you seen ernie?
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOThe's run off with my paper clip collection.
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CHI<oh> [/?] my god.
CHIhide.
MOT*MOT: you don't have to hide.
MOTit's the package man.
MOThe probably brought something else for andrew.
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MOTdo you want to be bert for a while?
CHIyeah, I'll be bert.
MOT*MOT: wait, we have to decide if I'm going to sleep or not.
MOTwait a minute.
MOTput your puppet back on.
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MOTalright.
MOT<oh> [/?] I see.
MOT*MOT: he does have a nice mouth.
MOTok.
MOTkermitthefrog here.
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MOTwould you like to sing?
CHInah.
MOT*MOT: sometimes people who have sore throats can sing if they can't talk.
CHIno.
MOTsure they can.
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MOTso I made up a song.
CHI<uh> [/?], yuck.
MOT*MOT: do you have any songs you like?
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOTso you're not gonna sing?
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MOTthat's the same stuff.
MOTcome here.
MOT*MOT: I have fingernails.
MOTI can help you.
MOTyou cut the cellophane with fingernails.
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MOTdo you know what cats sleep in?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: you don't know about cats because you don't have any cats.
CHII like cats.
MOTcats usually +/.
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MOT<oh> [/?] he's sleepping under the chair?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] <pussycat pussycat where have you been> [/?]?
CHI<pussycat pussycat where have you been> [/?]?
CHI<I went to london to see the queen> [/?].
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CHIturkey on the bottom [$0a] [$0cc].
MOTno, you can't see him if you put him there.
MOT*MOT: you have to put the mouse somewhere where he can chase him.
CHIa mouse, a turkey and flowers and lasagna and cat in the sea [$0a] [$0uc].
MOTin the sea?
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MOTthat's fun.
CHIhow about a cat?
MOT*MOT: you have two cats already in this picture.
MOTwhat about +/.
MOTI can't believe that you haven't put this in there yet.
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MOTit's a dog because look.
MOTlook at his nose.
MOT*MOT: rabbits don't have noses like that.
MOTthey've got his ears standing up but it's not a rabbit.
CHIa rabbit and lasagna and cake and a chicken and a cat and cat food and a cat under the sea [$0uc].
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MOTwhat would you like to make?
CHII want a cat and a dog.
MOT*MOT: you see they have cats +/.
MOT<oh> [/?] I see.
MOTthey have cats in various positions.
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MOTyou see they have cats +/.
MOT<oh> [/?] I see.
MOT*MOT: they have cats in various positions.
MOTso you could make a story about a sleepping cat.
MOT<uh> [/?] what does he look like he's doing?
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MOT<oh> [/?].
CHIyou be [$uc] kermit, you be [$uc] bert.
MOT*MOT: so I can have a turn?
CHIyeah.
MOTalright.
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MOTthree oclock.
MOTand +/.
MOT*MOT: let's see what else I can have +/.
CHIsame.
MOTin the story.
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MOTalright <alright> [/?].
MOTwe got enough things.
MOT*MOT: you have to tell me +/.
CHI<wait wait wait> [/?] wait.
MOTyou gotta tell me the story.
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CHIthat's it.
MOTbut something needs to happen.
MOT*MOT: when you have a story first <first> [/?] you say who it is [$uc] in the story +/.
MOTright?
MOTwhen you write storys with sitzka first you say who it is [$uc] and then do something.
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MOTwait a second.
MOTlet's get some new things.
MOT*MOT: I think we should have a coke.
MOT<no no> [/?] no, figgyfizz.
MOTfiggyfizz.
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MOTfiggyfizz.
MOTI don't need this turkey leg.
MOT*MOT: I'm going to have a hamburger instead.
MOTxxx.
MOTwhere'd you put the <the> [/?] +/.
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MOT<one day> [/?] one day a dog was [$uc] home all alone in his kitchen.
MOTand he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOT*MOT: and he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
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MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
MOT*MOT: and the mouse who was [$ux] thinking about his pillow said, I think I'll have +/.
MOTdo you know what that says?
CHIyeah.
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MOTthey certainly are [$uc], but what are [$ux] they doing in there?
MOTwhy did they get in there in the first place?
MOT*MOT: did they have a reason?
MOTthat's ok.
MOTdid they have a reason for getting in there?
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MOTdid they have a reason?
MOTthat's ok.
MOT*MOT: did they have a reason for getting in there?
CHIfor getting in there.
MOTwhy?
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MOTok.
MOTthis is [$uc] a story about a cat that loves hamburgers.
MOT*MOT: but his owner said he had to go on a diet and he couldn't have any hamburgers until three oclock.
MOTso, all he could have until three oclock was [$uc] fruit.
MOTso, the cat went over to tell the dog that he lived with that he couldn't eat anything until three oclock, that all he could eat was [$uc] fruit.
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MOTthis is [$uc] a story about a cat that loves hamburgers.
MOTbut his owner said he had to go on a diet and he couldn't have any hamburgers until three oclock.
MOT*MOT: so, all he could have until three oclock was [$uc] fruit.
MOTso, the cat went over to tell the dog that he lived with that he couldn't eat anything until three oclock, that all he could eat was [$uc] fruit.
MOTand the dog said argh.
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MOTand the dog said argh.
CHIargh!
MOT*MOT: well then, we'll have to wait.
MOTwe'll have to wait until three oclock.
MOTso the cat put the mouse under the table to watch the clock.
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CHIargh!
MOTwell then, we'll have to wait.
MOT*MOT: we'll have to wait until three oclock.
MOTso the cat put the mouse under the table to watch the clock.
MOTand when the clock struck three the mouse ran out to his hole and the cat ran over and ate the hamburger.
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MOTyou wanna do one?
MOTthese are [$uc] cute.
MOT*MOT: we used to have one that had superman and wonderwoman and all those people.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOTbut I think we lost the pieces.
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CHII wanna <wa> [/?] watch tv.
CHIat threethirty.
MOT*MOT: at threethirty you watch tv when you don't have anything better to do.
MOTok.
MOTwe're gonna finish this story about sue.
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CHIone day sue dreamming the cat and the [$0ux] +/.
CHIno <no no> [/?], I don't want a dog named sue.
MOT*MOT: you don't want to have a dog named sue.
CHIno.
CHIsue.
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CHIwhat alarms?
MOTalarms.
MOT*MOT: some clocks have alarms.
MOTthe sticky side is [$uc] the other side.
MOTI think if we're gonna do this we better stick them all because you know what?
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MOTcan't think of anymore?
CHIno.
MOT*MOT: can I have that mouse please?
CHI<oh yes> [/?] yes xxx.
MOTlet's put the <z> [/?] over the mouse hole and then we can have the mouse be sleepping all the time the box is put away.
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MOTcan I have that mouse please?
CHI<oh yes> [/?] yes xxx.
MOT*MOT: let's put the <z> [/?] over the mouse hole and then we can have the mouse be sleepping all the time the box is put away.
CHI<z> [/?].
MOTwe almost forgot the turkey leg.
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MOTthe only way you can deal them +/.
CHII wanna deal them.
MOT*MOT: ok, but the only way you can deal them is [$uc] if you have pairs.
MOTto play concentration you need pairs.
CHIthankyou.
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CHIthat's it.
MOT<wait wait> [/?] wait.
MOT*MOT: you have too many.
CHItoo many.
MOTalright.
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MOTwait a minute.
MOTexcuse me.
MOT*MOT: you have to turn it over the other way around.
MOTyou're so busy kissing the queen.
CHIkissing the queen.