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CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOThe's run off with my paper clip collection.
MOT*MOT: and I <am> [/?] mad.
CHIwhy?
MOTbecause he took it!
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CHI<ah> [/?].
MOT<ah> [/?], yeah you would.
MOT*MOT: if everyone looked at you all the time and said, you're green.
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOTI don't like green.
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MOTI can help you.
MOTyou cut the cellophane with fingernails.
MOT*MOT: let bert and I help you.
CHIok.
MOTteeth won't do it.
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MOT<whoops> [/?].
MOTthis is a picture of garfield's room.
MOT*MOT: and you peel these pictures off.
MOTwait a second.
MOTmaybe they do come out.
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MOTmaybe they do come out.
MOT<oh> [/?] you can take them out or leave them in, one or the other.
MOT*MOT: you peel these pictures off and you arrange them in the room.
MOTwhere do you think he sleeps?
CHIright over there.
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MOTcan you peel that off?
CHIyes.
MOT*MOT: and put it on there?
MOTwe can make a +/.
MOTthese are some of the things that you can do it like.
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MOTnow, look what he has.
CHIcake and a coke.
MOT*MOT: and coke.
MOTand a hamburger.
MOTand an icecream cone.
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CHIcake and a coke.
MOTand coke.
MOT*MOT: and a hamburger.
MOTand an icecream cone.
MOThe's not gonna eat cat food.
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MOTand coke.
MOTand a hamburger.
MOT*MOT: and an icecream cone.
MOThe's not gonna eat cat food.
CHIcat food.
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CHIthe lasagna.
MOTyou're gonna put the lasagna on the window sill?
MOT*MOT: somebody's liable to come by and take it.
MOTI was thinking of flowers.
CHIlasagna on top of the chair [$0cc].
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MOTdid you ever play that game?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: if you're riding in the car and you see a cat in the window you get fifty points or something?
CHIyes.
MOTdid you ever play that?
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MOTno.
CHIcan't take him out.
MOT*MOT: you and andrew +/.
MOTyou and andrew are the ones that read garfield.
MOTI don't know what happens to garfield.
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CHIcan't take him out.
MOTyou and andrew +/.
MOT*MOT: you and andrew are the ones that read garfield.
MOTI don't know what happens to garfield.
CHI<oh> [/?].
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CHIa rabbit and lasagna and cake and a chicken and a cat and cat food and a cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTalright.
MOT*MOT: let's take it all off and start again.
CHI<oh> [/?] alright xxx a pile.
MOTxxx.
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MOThere.
CHIxxx.
MOT*MOT: put them on the magazine and then we know what we're doing.
CHIno.
CHIhow about xxx and a cat under the sea?
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CHIno.
CHIhow about xxx and a cat under the sea?
MOT*MOT: put them right here and then you can +/.
CHIput them right there.
MOTok.
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MOThe looks like he's talking, or something.
CHItalking.
MOT*MOT: see, he's pointting and talking.
MOTand this cat.
MOTwhat's this cat doing?
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CHItalking.
MOTsee, he's pointting and talking.
MOT*MOT: and this cat.
MOTwhat's this cat doing?
MOThe's chasing.
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MOTI want to play this.
CHII wanna play xxx.
MOT*MOT: she said it was [$uc] for bert and kermit and I was [$ux] bing kermit.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOT<oh> [/?].
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CHImice.
MOTmice.
MOT*MOT: and +/.
MOT<wait a minute> [/?] wait a minute.
MOTand the mouse says +/.
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MOTand +/.
MOT<wait a minute> [/?] wait a minute.
MOT*MOT: and the mouse says +/.
MOTwhen the cat chases him the mouse says argh!
CHIargh!
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CHIargh!
CHIargh!
MOT*MOT: and <and> [/?] the cat only chases mice at three oclock.
MOTthat clock says three oclock.
MOTlet's put it up over the mouse hole.
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CHImouse hole.
MOTthree oclock.
MOT*MOT: and +/.
MOTlet's see what else I can have +/.
CHIsame.
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MOTI've got to think of something to say about it.
MOT<um> [/?].
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] the cat had a favorite teddybear that he slept with and the teddybear +/.
CHIno!
MOTyes!
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CHIno!
MOTyes!
MOT*MOT: and the teddybear's name was ralph and the staied in the box all day while the cat chased mice.
MOTthe end.
MOTthat's my story.
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MOTbut you didn't say they did anything!
MOTwhat kind of a story has [$3I] no action?
MOT*MOT: that's like me saying once upon a time the good fairy and the giant and the jackinthebeanstalk and the ghost and the spaghetti and the orange popsicle.
MOTthe end.
CHIno!
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MOTwhen you have a story first <first> [/?] you say who it is [$uc] in the story +/.
MOTright?
MOT*MOT: when you write storys with sitzka first you say who it is [$uc] and then do something.
CHI<yeah yeah yeah> [/?] yeah xxx xxx xxx and the <c, c> [/?] cat.
MOTalright.
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MOTonce upon a time there was [$uc] a cat that lived in the same house as a dog.
CHIno.
MOT*MOT: and it was [$uc] the dog's birthday.
MOTand the cat <the cat> [/?] was [$uc] a tricky cat.
MOTand the cat decided that he wouldn't wait for the party and he would do what?
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CHIno.
MOTand it was [$uc] the dog's birthday.
MOT*MOT: and the cat <the cat> [/?] was [$uc] a tricky cat.
MOTand the cat decided that he wouldn't wait for the party and he would do what?
MOThe would eat the cake before the birthday!
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MOTand it was [$uc] the dog's birthday.
MOTand the cat <the cat> [/?] was [$uc] a tricky cat.
MOT*MOT: and the cat decided that he wouldn't wait for the party and he would do what?
MOThe would eat the cake before the birthday!
MOTand the dog said +/.
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MOTand the cat decided that he wouldn't wait for the party and he would do what?
MOThe would eat the cake before the birthday!
MOT*MOT: and the dog said +/.
CHI<argh> [/?]!
MOT<argh> [/?] don't eat my cake.
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CHIthat's tricky.
MOTthat's tricky?
MOT*MOT: and a pillow.
CHIhello.
MOTpillow on there and +/.
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MOTand a pillow.
CHIhello.
MOT*MOT: pillow on there and +/.
CHIxxx.
MOTwait, where's the hamburger?
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MOTok.
MOT<one day> [/?] one day a dog was [$uc] home all alone in his kitchen.
MOT*MOT: and he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOTand he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
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MOT<one day> [/?] one day a dog was [$uc] home all alone in his kitchen.
MOTand he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOT*MOT: and he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
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MOTand he saw a hamburger and a figgyfizz on the table.
MOTand he said I think I'll have a bigmac attack.
MOT*MOT: and so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
MOTand the mouse who was [$ux] thinking about his pillow said, I think I'll have +/.
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MOTand so he ran over and sat down to eat the hamburger.
MOThow's that?
MOT*MOT: and the mouse who was [$ux] thinking about his pillow said, I think I'll have +/.
MOTdo you know what that says?
CHIyeah.
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CHIno.
MOTyes sir.
MOT*MOT: he ate the hamburger and he thought about having a nap.
CHIno.
MOTgonne be [$uc] a critic now, right?
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CHIyeah.
CHIonce upon a time lasagne and <argh> [/?] and flowers xxx xxx.
MOT*MOT: wait a minute, slow down and think about it.
CHIxxx xxx the end.
MOTno!
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MOTalright.
MOTI don't need any tennis racquet.
MOT*MOT: and I don't need any nap attack.
MOTI like these flowers.
MOTI'll put the flowers on the table.
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MOThere it is [$uc].
MOTlet's put the clock under the table.
MOT*MOT: and put the pillow in his bed.
CHI<argh> [/?]!
MOTok, who's gonna say argh this time?
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MOTok.
MOTthis is [$uc] a story about a cat that loves hamburgers.
MOT*MOT: but his owner said he had to go on a diet and he couldn't have any hamburgers until three oclock.
MOTso, all he could have until three oclock was [$uc] fruit.
MOTso, the cat went over to tell the dog that he lived with that he couldn't eat anything until three oclock, that all he could eat was [$uc] fruit.
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MOTso, all he could have until three oclock was [$uc] fruit.
MOTso, the cat went over to tell the dog that he lived with that he couldn't eat anything until three oclock, that all he could eat was [$uc] fruit.
MOT*MOT: and the dog said argh.
CHIargh!
MOTwell then, we'll have to wait.
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MOTwe'll have to wait until three oclock.
MOTso the cat put the mouse under the table to watch the clock.
MOT*MOT: and when the clock struck three the mouse ran out to his hole and the cat ran over and ate the hamburger.
MOTthe end.
CHIxxx a funny story.
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MOTyou wanna do one?
MOTthese are [$uc] cute.
MOT*MOT: we used to have one that had superman and wonderwoman and all those people.
CHI<oh> [/?].
MOTbut I think we lost the pieces.
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CHIand all this mess on the floor.
CHIthe end.
MOT*MOT: and all this mess did what?
CHIon the floor.
MOT<oh> [/?] and all this mess fell on the floor?
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MOTand all this mess did what?
CHIon the floor.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] and all this mess fell on the floor?
CHIthe end.
MOTthe end.
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CHI<oh> [/?] my lord!
MOT<oh> [/?] my lord.
MOT*MOT: and a taperecorder so she can +/.
CHIa taperecorder.
CHIcome on.
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MOTcan we do one with the tennis racquet?
CHIno.
MOT*MOT: and the cat standing up?
CHIno <no no no no no> [/?].
MOTyeah, because look.
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MOTok <put put all these> [/?] put all these on the floor.
CHI<oh> [/?] no.
MOT*MOT: and we'll put the cat back on the rug.
CHI<oh no no no> [/?] no.
CHI<meow, meow> [/?].