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MOTok.
MOT*MOT: wait a second.
MOTthis one's heavy.
MOTalright.
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MOTwell then why don't you talk to me?
MOTwhy don't you talk to me?
MOT*MOT: I never heard of a frog that couldn't talk.
CHIwhat?
MOT<oh> [/?], you can whisper?
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MOT<oh> [/?], you can whisper?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: do you have a sore throat?
CHIyeah.
MOT<oh> [/?], that's too bad.
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MOTwhat does my nose look like?
CHIsmirk.
MOT*MOT: like a smirk?
CHIsmirk.
MOTlisten I have to ask you something.
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MOTit's the package man.
MOThe probably brought something else for andrew.
MOT*MOT: do you want to be bert for a while?
CHIyeah, I'll be bert.
MOTwait, we have to decide if I'm going to sleep or not.
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CHIyeah, I'll be bert.
MOTwait, we have to decide if I'm going to sleep or not.
MOT*MOT: wait a minute.
MOTput your puppet back on.
CHIno.
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MOTalright.
MOT<oh> [/?] I see.
MOT*MOT: he does have a nice mouth.
MOTok.
MOTkermitthefrog here.
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MOThe's lost his voice too?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: that's a shame.
MOTwould you like to sing?
CHInah.
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MOTdo you know any songs?
CHIno.
MOT*MOT: I know a song.
CHIwhat?
MOTyou know the song about bing green?
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CHIno.
CHI<uhuh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: so I made up a song.
CHI<uh> [/?], yuck.
MOTdo you have any songs you like?
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CHIhere's a box.
CHII believe it's a heman.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?], it doesn't look like a heman to me.
CHIyes it is.
MOTI doubt if helen knows about those things.
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CHIset it up there.
CHIxxx cat.
MOT*MOT: ok, so this is a picture of garfield's room.
MOT<whoops> [/?].
MOTthis is a picture of garfield's room.
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MOTok, so this is a picture of garfield's room.
MOT<whoops> [/?].
MOT*MOT: this is a picture of garfield's room.
MOTand you peel these pictures off.
MOTwait a second.
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MOTthis is a picture of garfield's room.
MOTand you peel these pictures off.
MOT*MOT: wait a second.
MOTmaybe they do come out.
MOT<oh> [/?] you can take them out or leave them in, one or the other.
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MOTwhere do you think he sleeps?
CHIright over there.
MOT*MOT: that's a picture of him.
MOTwhere does he sleep?
MOTdo you know what cats sleep in?
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CHIyes.
MOTand put it on there?
MOT*MOT: we can make a +/.
MOTthese are some of the things that you can do it like.
MOTok, you can do it like +/.
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CHIcake and a coke.
MOTand coke.
MOT*MOT: and a hamburger.
MOTand an icecream cone.
MOThe's not gonna eat cat food.
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CHIcolorforms.
MOTyeah.
MOT*MOT: that's just the a +/.
MOT<oh> [/?] that works.
MOTthat's like the trim around the outside.
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MOT<oh> [/?] that works.
MOTthat's like the trim around the outside.
MOT*MOT: wait a second.
MOTthey're stuck together.
CHIthankyou.
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MOTwhat else do you want to give garfield in his room?
CHIhow about I give him a present?
MOT*MOT: you want to give him a present?
CHIyeah.
MOTyou know what he loves the most?
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CHIbottom of sea [$0a].
MOTthe bottom of the sea?
MOT*MOT: is that a song?
CHIyeah.
CHIturkey in a chair bottom of the sea [$0n] [$0a] [$0cc].
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CHIyeah.
CHIturkey in a chair bottom of the sea [$0n] [$0a] [$0cc].
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] there's a turkey in the chair at the bottom of the sea.
CHIturkey and the cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTdoesn't look like the sea to me.
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CHIlasagna on top of the chair [$0cc].
CHIok, lasagna xxx under the sea.
MOT*MOT: this is a silly picture.
MOTwhat about the flowers in the window?
CHIflowers in the window.
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CHIthere's flowers and turkey and lasagna and cake on bottom of sea [$0a] [$0a].
MOThow about making it interesting?
MOT*MOT: how about if we put a mouse in there?
CHImouse?
MOTyeah.
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CHImouse?
MOTyeah.
MOT*MOT: do you think he'd get up from under the chair if he saw a mouse?
CHIyeah.
MOTcats love to chase mice.
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MOTlook at this bare table.
CHIcat.
MOT*MOT: you can't put a cat on a table.
MOTlook.
MOTlook at all these things.
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CHIa cat.
MOTno!
MOT*MOT: you put a cat on the table?
MOTwould you want a cat on your table?
MOTsir?
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MOTno!
MOTyou put a cat on the table?
MOT*MOT: would you want a cat on your table?
MOTsir?
CHIa cat and lasagna on the sea [$0uc].
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MOTyeah.
CHIin the window.
MOT*MOT: a cat in the window!
CHIyeah.
MOTdid you ever play that game?
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MOTdid you ever play that game?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: if you're riding in the car and you see a cat in the window you get fifty points or something?
CHIyes.
MOTdid you ever play that?
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CHIthe cake and flowers and lasagna and turkey and the mouse and the cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTthat's right.
MOT*MOT: this is going to be a bizarre picture.
CHIbizarre.
MOTbizarre!
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CHIyes.
CHIhow about +/.
MOT*MOT: this is a little ridiculous.
MOTthis says nap attack.
CHIhow about this one?
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MOTgot him in trouble.
CHIhow about a rabbit and a cat?
MOT*MOT: it's not a rabbit!
CHIit is n't a rabbit.
MOTlook at him.
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CHIunder the sea.
MOThe doesn't look the least bit +/.
MOT*MOT: well, I guess he looks a bit like a rabbit.
MOTno he doesn't.
MOTlook.
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MOTlook.
CHIa lasagna and a cat and a rabbit and a cat and xxx +/.
MOT*MOT: it's a dog because look.
MOTlook at his nose.
MOTrabbits don't have noses like that.
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MOTlook at his nose.
MOTrabbits don't have noses like that.
MOT*MOT: they've got his ears standing up but it's not a rabbit.
CHIa rabbit and lasagna and cake and a chicken and a cat and cat food and a cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTalright.
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CHIyeah.
CHIxxx.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] that's a great idea.
MOTglad you thought of it.
CHIlasagna.
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MOTyou didn't get my joke.
CHIthe rabbit, I mean a dog.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] it's a dog now.
MOTare you +/.
CHIxxx cauliflower.
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MOT<oh> [/?] I see.
MOTthey have cats in various positions.
MOT*MOT: so you could make a story about a sleepping cat.
MOT<uh> [/?] what does he look like he's doing?
MOThe looks like he's talking, or something.
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MOThe's chasing.
MOTlook.
MOT*MOT: that's a chasing cat.
MOTso you could make any kind of story you want.
CHIchasing cat.
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MOT<oh> [/?].
CHIyou be [$uc] kermit, you be [$uc] bert.
MOT*MOT: so I can have a turn?
CHIyeah.
MOTalright.
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MOTthis is [$uc] nice.
MOTdo it like that.
MOT*MOT: my story is [$uc] that there was [$uc] a cat under the table who loved +/.
MOT< wait a minute> [/?] wait a minute.
MOTthis is [$uc] my story.
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MOTdo it like that.
MOTmy story is [$uc] that there was [$uc] a cat under the table who loved +/.
MOT*MOT: < wait a minute> [/?] wait a minute.
MOTthis is [$uc] my story.
MOTalright.
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MOTalright.
MOTchange the story.
MOT*MOT: there was [$uc] a cat on a table that loved to chase +/.
CHImice.
MOTmice.
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MOTmice.
MOTand +/.
MOT*MOT: <wait a minute> [/?] wait a minute.
MOTand the mouse says +/.
MOTwhen the cat chases him the mouse says argh!
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MOTI've got to think of something to say about it.
MOT<um> [/?].
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] the cat had a favorite teddybear that he slept with and the teddybear +/.
CHIno!
MOTyes!
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MOTthat's lasagna.
MOTyou're not going to be able to tell this story if you've got everything on top of each other.
MOT*MOT: too many things for a story.
MOTalright.
MOTtell me the story.
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CHIthe end.
MOTbut you didn't say they did anything!
MOT*MOT: what kind of a story has [$3I] no action?
MOTthat's like me saying once upon a time the good fairy and the giant and the jackinthebeanstalk and the ghost and the spaghetti and the orange popsicle.
MOTthe end.
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MOTbut you didn't say they did anything!
MOTwhat kind of a story has [$3I] no action?
MOT*MOT: that's like me saying once upon a time the good fairy and the giant and the jackinthebeanstalk and the ghost and the spaghetti and the orange popsicle.
MOTthe end.
CHIno!
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CHIthat's it.
MOTbut something needs to happen.
MOT*MOT: when you have a story first <first> [/?] you say who it is [$uc] in the story +/.
MOTright?
MOTwhen you write storys with sitzka first you say who it is [$uc] and then do something.