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CHIwhy?
MOTI can't find it anywhere.
CHI*CHI: <oh> [/?] kermit, don't be a xxx.
MOThe has left with my paperclip collection.
MOTare you sure you haven't seen him?
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MOT<oh> [/?] boy.
MOT<hey hey hey> [/?] help us open it.
CHI*CHI: here's a box.
CHII believe it's a heman.
MOT<oh> [/?], it doesn't look like a heman to me.
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MOT<hey hey hey> [/?] help us open it.
CHIhere's a box.
CHI*CHI: I believe it's a heman.
MOT<oh> [/?], it doesn't look like a heman to me.
CHIyes it is.
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MOTlike cellophane.
MOTit rattles.
CHI*CHI: it's a game.
MOTI think it is.
MOT<big fat hairy deal> [/?].
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MOT<oh> [/?] boy.
CHI<oh> [/?] boy yummy.
CHI*CHI: give me a red guy.
CHIyou be white.
MOTlet's see how you set it up.
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MOTwith cat food in it.
MOTnow, look what he has.
CHI*CHI: cake and a coke.
MOTand coke.
MOTand a hamburger.
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CHIyeah.
MOTwhat do you want to put in the room with him?
CHI*CHI: <um> [/?] a chair.
MOTwell, let's take it off there.
MOTok take it off there.
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CHI<I went to london to see the queen> [/?].
CHI<pussycat pussycat what did you do there> [/?]?
CHI*CHI: <I frightened a sue under the chair> [/?].
MOTright.
MOTright, now what under her chair?
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MOTwhat was sue doing under the queen's chair?
MOTwhat else do you want to give garfield in his room?
CHI*CHI: how about I give him a present?
MOTyou want to give him a present?
CHIyeah.
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MOTalright.
MOTdo you think he likes turkey better than lasagna?
CHI*CHI: I want lasagne in a chair and turkey the bottom of the sea [$0n].
MOTwhat?
CHIbottom of sea [$0a].
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MOTis that a song?
CHIyeah.
CHI*CHI: turkey in a chair bottom of the sea [$0n] [$0a] [$0cc].
MOT<oh> [/?] there's a turkey in the chair at the bottom of the sea.
CHIturkey and the cat under the sea [$0uc].
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MOTno, you can't see him if you put him there.
MOTyou have to put the mouse somewhere where he can chase him.
CHI*CHI: a mouse, a turkey and flowers and lasagna and cat in the sea [$0a] [$0uc].
MOTin the sea?
MOTthey look like they're on the rug to me.
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MOTwe could put any of these things on the table.
MOTwhat do you think?
CHI*CHI: a cat.
MOTno!
MOTyou put a cat on the table?
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MOTwould you want a cat on your table?
MOTsir?
CHI*CHI: a cat and lasagna on the sea [$0uc].
CHII'm gonna put him in the mice.
MOTthen you can't see the other cat.
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CHII'm gonna put him in the mice.
MOTthen you can't see the other cat.
CHI*CHI: put him in a box.
MOTyeah.
CHIin the window.
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CHIyes.
MOTthat's fun.
CHI*CHI: how about a cat?
MOTyou have two cats already in this picture.
MOTwhat about +/.
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MOTbizarre!
MOTextremely bizarre.
CHI*CHI: how about a tennis racquet?
MOTalright this will make it really bizarre.
CHII put a tennis racquet under the sea.
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CHIhow about a tennis racquet?
MOTalright this will make it really bizarre.
CHI*CHI: I put a tennis racquet under the sea.
CHItennis racquet and the mouse under the sea [$0uc].
MOTwhat else do you see?
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MOTI thought that garfield always took advantage of the dog.
MOTgot him in trouble.
CHI*CHI: how about a rabbit and a cat?
MOTit's not a rabbit!
CHIit is n't a rabbit.
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CHIhow about a rabbit and a cat?
MOTit's not a rabbit!
CHI*CHI: it is n't a rabbit.
MOTlook at him.
CHI<hippity hop> [/?].
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MOTno he doesn't.
MOTlook.
CHI*CHI: a lasagna and a cat and a rabbit and a cat and xxx +/.
MOTit's a dog because look.
MOTlook at his nose.
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MOTrabbits don't have noses like that.
MOTthey've got his ears standing up but it's not a rabbit.
CHI*CHI: a rabbit and lasagna and cake and a chicken and a cat and cat food and a cat under the sea [$0uc].
MOTalright.
MOTlet's take it all off and start again.
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MOTalright.
MOTlet's take it all off and start again.
CHI*CHI: <oh> [/?] alright xxx a pile.
MOTxxx.
MOThere.
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MOTput them on the magazine and then we know what we're doing.
CHIno.
CHI*CHI: how about xxx and a cat under the sea?
MOTput them right here and then you can +/.
CHIput them right there.
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MOTI'm glad you thought of it.
MOTyou didn't get my joke.
CHI*CHI: the rabbit, I mean a dog.
MOT<oh> [/?] it's a dog now.
MOTare you +/.
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MOTlet me sort these out.
MOTwhat would you like to make?
CHI*CHI: I want a cat and a dog.
MOTyou see they have cats +/.
MOT<oh> [/?] I see.
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MOTlet me see it.
MOTcan you put it back in the box?
CHI*CHI: I'm gonna talk in a microphone?
MOTyeah.
MOTthat's what we're doing.
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MOThow do you start?
MOTyou go, once +/.
CHI*CHI: once upon a time a cat is [$uc] on the table.
MOTyeah <overlap above> [/?].
CHIand loves chases cat [$0e].
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CHIand cake this is [$uc] +/.
MOTwhat is [$cc] the cake for?
CHI*CHI: a rabbit and chicken and the food and xxx xxx.
MOTalright <alright> [/?].
MOTwe got enough things.
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MOTtell me the story.
MOTonce +/.
CHI*CHI: upon a time there was [$uc] <a> [/?] a rabbit and a cake, cat and flowers and the mouse dog and the lasagna and the cat [$0a] [$0a].
CHIthe end.
MOTbut you didn't say they did anything!
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MOTsomething has [$3I] to happen.
CHI<no no no> [/?] no.
CHI*CHI: a rabbit and a cake and a cat and a cat and flowers xxx xxx.
MOT<yeah yeah> [/?] yeah.
CHIxxx lasagna and a cat.
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CHIa rabbit and a cake and a cat and a cat and flowers xxx xxx.
MOT<yeah yeah> [/?] yeah.
CHI*CHI: xxx lasagna and a cat.
CHIthe end.
MOTthat's it?
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MOT<argh> [/?] don't eat my cake.
MOTthe end.
CHI*CHI: now the cat and the chair and clock and a rabbit +/.
CHIonce upon a time and rabbit xxx mouse birthday party and +/.
MOTwhat did they give the mouse for a present?
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MOTthe end.
CHInow the cat and the chair and clock and a rabbit +/.
CHI*CHI: once upon a time and rabbit xxx mouse birthday party and +/.
MOTwhat did they give the mouse for a present?
CHIa cake.
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CHIonce upon a time and rabbit xxx mouse birthday party and +/.
MOTwhat did they give the mouse for a present?
CHI*CHI: a cake.
MOT<ah> [/?] that's nice.
MOTdid they all get to eat it together?
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MOTI don't want a bear this time.
MOT<oh> [/?] turkey leg.
CHI*CHI: a turkey leg!
CHIthat's tricky.
MOTthat's tricky?
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MOTlet me pass them to you.
MOTyou want any of these?
CHI*CHI: a racquet attack.
MOTa racquet attack?
MOThere's the food.
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MOTare [$uc] you ready to tell the story?
CHIyeah.
CHI*CHI: once upon a time lasagne and <argh> [/?] and flowers xxx xxx.
MOTwait a minute, slow down and think about it.
CHIxxx xxx the end.
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CHIok.
MOTwhat are [$ux] the cats doing in the refrigerator?
CHI*CHI: one time there's a clock a stand on the window all alone [$0ip] [$0ing].
MOTyeah?
CHIand I want the figgyfizz and hamburger [$0a].
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CHI<yuk> [/?].
MOTyou don't like fruit today?
CHI*CHI: xxx give a sticker for helen.
MOTxxx.
CHII <am> [/?].
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MOTand when the clock struck three the mouse ran out to his hole and the cat ran over and ate the hamburger.
MOTthe end.
CHI*CHI: xxx a funny story.
MOTyou like that one?
CHIyeah, xxx crazy.
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CHIyeah.
MOTI can tell.
CHI*CHI: one day there was [$uc] a bear and a cat and clock struck one [$0a].
CHIand all this mess on the floor.
CHIthe end.
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MOTalright.
CHIwhat!
CHI*CHI: a microphone on the the table.
CHI<oh> [/?] my lord!
MOT<oh> [/?] my lord.
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MOT<oh> [/?] my lord.
MOTand a taperecorder so she can +/.
CHI*CHI: a taperecorder.
CHIcome on.
MOTok.
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MOTI didn't understand you.
MOTwhat kind of a story is it?
CHI*CHI: <shhh> [/?] it's a secret.
MOTit's a secret story.
MOTyes.
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MOTit's a secret story.
MOTyes.
CHI*CHI: one day he has a tennis racquet and a argh and a kitty cat.
CHItheend.
CHItheend.
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MOTwhat's in the chair?
MOTwhat did they put in the chair?
CHI*CHI: a frog.
MOTthe tennis racquet, right?
MOTand the +/.
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MOTyou'd never be able to get a chair in the refrigerator.
MOTrefrigerator is too small.
CHI*CHI: how about <um> [/?] a microphone?
MOTmicrophone in the refrigerator?
CHI<in> [/?] in the refrigerator.
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CHIall scrambledy up.
MOTyou're gonna do that all scrambled up?
CHI*CHI: he has a tennis racquet and the cat and the refrigerator and the chair in the refrigerator.
CHItheend.
MOT<and the cat> [/?] what was the cat doing in there?
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CHIno sue.
MOTwhat did we do?
CHI*CHI: no <no no> [/?] wait a minute.
CHIsue is lost.
MOTsue is lost?