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MOTyeah, that's her microphone.
MOTwhat did it shoot?
MOT*MOT: do you remember what the ballister shot?
CHIshot a rock.
MOTa rock or an arrow?
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CHIshot a rock.
MOTa rock or an arrow?
MOT*MOT: the one next to us shot a rock.
CHIa rock fell on the ground.
MOTit went on the ground.
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MOTthe one next to us shot a rock.
CHIa rock fell on the ground.
MOT*MOT: it went on the ground.
MOTand then they measured it.
CHIfar away.
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CHIsnacktime.
MOTsnacktime.
MOT*MOT: ok, you can take the forks and spoons out.
CHIforks and spoons.
CHI<oh boy> [/?] ohboy!
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CHIforks and spoons.
CHI<oh boy> [/?] ohboy!
MOT*MOT: ok there's the knifes.
CHIthe knifes.
MOTwhat do you think this is?
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CHIlook at all this.
CHIall over the table.
MOT*MOT: you can set the table.
CHIyeah.
MOTthat's adorable.
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CHIyeah.
MOTok.
MOT*MOT: you be the person that serves.
CHIalright.
MOTalright.
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MOTwhat can I have for this party?
CHIyou can have this one.
MOT*MOT: no, I don't want the microphone.
CHIyeah.
MOTbut you could give me some food.
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MOTok.
CHIdrink it.
MOT*MOT: well, I can't drink out of the pitcher.
MOTwhat do I need?
CHIyou need a cup.
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MOTthankyou.
MOTwould you pour me some?
MOT*MOT: I think it ges the other way.
CHI<oh> [/?] alright.
MOTprobably you need to hold onto it.
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MOTvery good juice.
CHIhelen and gail.
MOT*MOT: you're taking back the cookies?
CHIhelen and gail.
MOT<oh> [/?] they can have it later.
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CHIthankyou.
MOTwhat about that cracker?
MOT*MOT: could I taste the cracker?
CHIhow's this?
MOTand cheese.
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MOTI think I'll just take a cracker and cheese.
CHIalright.
MOT*MOT: you can have the hotdog and egg.
MOTbut a cracker and cheese is a fine idea.
CHIcracker and cheese.
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CHI<ya ya ya ya ya> [/?] yeah.
MOTwhat was it?
MOT*MOT: siska passed the basket, or did kathy?
MOT<hmm> [/?]?
MOTwho passed the snack at school?
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MOTsiska passed the basket, or did kathy?
MOT<hmm> [/?]?
MOT*MOT: who passed the snack at school?
CHI<um> [/?].
MOTdid you?
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CHIno.
CHIthis one is fat.
MOT*MOT: the last one she had was fat.
MOTthis one is very narrow.
CHInarrow?
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MOTdo you know what you said?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: when you took the egg out off the cup, you didn't say egg, you said +/.
CHII said.
MOTyou said chicken!
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MOTyou said chicken!
CHIchicken!
MOT*MOT: that's where the egg +/.
MOTthat's where the egg comes from, right?
CHII said chicken.
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CHIchicken!
MOTthat's where the egg +/.
MOT*MOT: that's where the egg comes from, right?
CHII said chicken.
MOTyou said chicken.
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MOTare you silly today?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: you get cheese from milk and milk comes from the cow.
CHIno!
MOTyeah.
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MOTno?
MOTare some of them chocolate?
MOT*MOT: don't you eat the chocolate ones?
CHIno.
MOTI remember I got chocolate ones last year.
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CHI<um> [/?] the egg +/.
CHIwhy does the hen cross the egg?
MOT*MOT: why does the hen cross the street?
CHIno the hen cross that.
CHIwhy does the hen cross the egg?
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CHIwhy does the hen cross the egg?
MOTI knew you were going to say +/.
MOT*MOT: why does the hen cross the egg?
MOTI give up.
MOTwhy does the hen cross the egg?
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MOTwhy does the hen cross the egg?
MOTI give up.
MOT*MOT: why does the hen cross the egg?
CHIbecause you are mean.
MOTbecause she's mean?
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MOTbecause she's mean?
CHIyes.
MOT*MOT: I thought it was why does the chicken cross the street.
CHI<oh> [/?] yeah <yayayaya> [/?].
MOTisn't that the real joke?
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MOTI thought it was why does the chicken cross the street.
CHI<oh> [/?] yeah <yayayaya> [/?].
MOT*MOT: isn't that the real joke?
CHIwait.
CHIwhy does the chicken cross the road?
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CHIwhy does the chicken cross the road?
MOTI don't know.
MOT*MOT: why does the chicken cross the road?
CHIbecause he has to get to <to get to> [/?] +/.
CHIit's funny.
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CHIget to +/.
CHIfat bear [$0a].
MOT*MOT: to get to the fat bear?
CHI<no no no no no> [/?] no.
CHIwhy does the hen across the road?
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CHIno!
MOTwhy?
MOT*MOT: that's what she says, but why does she cross the road?
CHIbecause the road's got trucks and cars.
MOT<oh> [/?]!
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MOTdo you like making up jokes?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: do you want to do the knockknock jokes?
CHI<oh ya ya ya ya> [/?] yeah.
MOTalright who starts?
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CHIyeah.
MOTdo you remember that one?
MOT*MOT: you remember the one about boo?
MOTyou remember the one about boo?
CHIboohoo.
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MOTdo you remember that one?
MOTyou remember the one about boo?
MOT*MOT: you remember the one about boo?
CHIboohoo.
MOTyeah.
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MOT<oh> [/?] I know one.
MOTI know one.
MOT*MOT: do the one where you say argo.
CHI<oh> [/?] alright.
CHIknockknock.
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CHIwait a minute.
CHIwait a minute.
MOT*MOT: at the library.
CHII wanna get pam morenzo and the girl.
MOTthat's not pam, who is that?
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MOTwhen?
CHIon friday.
MOT*MOT: it is a friday, but what's the number?
CHIwhat's the number?
MOTcan you remember?
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MOTcan you remember?
CHIyou ask me for the number?
MOT*MOT: I'm asking you for the number.
CHIone+million+one+hundred+sixty+five+thousand+one+hundred+eighty+one.
MOTI don't want your social security number.
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MOTtoday is march.
CHII'm gonna tell the ladys.
MOT*MOT: you can tell the ladys.
CHIwhat month?
MOTthey don't know.
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MOTwould you like to play some more cards?
CHI<yes yes yes yes> [/?] yes.
MOT*MOT: alright, why don't you choose the cards?
CHIalright.
MOTcan I put your dishs +/.
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MOTcan I put your dishs +/.
CHIclean up.
MOT*MOT: can I put the cleanups over here?
CHIyes.
MOTyou want to help?
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MOTyou want to help?
CHIyep.
MOT*MOT: can I put all the silverware in here?
CHIyeah.
CHIput the silverware and the picture over here.
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CHII don't want this.
CHII don't want a queenofdiamonds.
MOT*MOT: you don't want the queenofdiamonds?
CHIyeah.
MOTI'll take her.
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MOTwant to do that?
CHIyeah.
MOT*MOT: we'll do wonders to the microphone.
MOTwait <wait wait> [/?].
MOTwe have to start.
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CHII'm playing fish.
MOTno.
MOT*MOT: we're playing slap the +/.
CHIjack.
MOTjack.
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MOTyou don't slap it yet.
CHIyes I do.
MOT*MOT: you do not, you wait for the jack.
MOTready?
CHIalright.
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MOTput it over there.
CHIalright.
MOT*MOT: you can take the whole pile.
CHIlet's play concentration.
MOTyou want to do concentration?
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CHII want two nines.
CHIxxx.
MOT*MOT: everything has to be the same.
CHII have two nines.
MOTwe have to have two of everything so we can +/.
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CHIalright <um> [/?].
MOTI have two jack-s, two queens.
MOT*MOT: give me the two nines please.
CHII have two nine-s, and the queen.
MOTand the two twos.
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MOTgive me the two nines please.
CHII have two nine-s, and the queen.
MOT*MOT: and the two twos.
CHIand the two twos.
MOTsee?
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CHII going to trick [$0x] +/.
CHII to trick the ladys [$0e].
MOT*MOT: you're going to trick the ladys.
CHIand a two.
MOTdo they match?
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MOTI think I know where there's a nine.
MOTdon't you remember turning up a nine?
MOT*MOT: ok, keep those on the side and try again.
CHItwo.
MOTtwo.