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MOTa rock or an arrow?
MOTthe one next to us shot a rock.
CHI*CHI: a rock fell on the ground.
MOTit went on the ground.
MOTand then they measured it.
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CHI<oh boy> [/?] ohboy!
MOTok there's the knifes.
CHI*CHI: the knifes.
MOTwhat do you think this is?
MOTwhat kind of food is that?
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MOTlook at all this.
CHIlook at all this.
CHI*CHI: all over the table.
MOTyou can set the table.
CHIyeah.
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CHIyes a hen.
CHIbut what's that egg?
CHI*CHI: the egg.
MOTdo you know what we're going to do with those next month?
MOTwe're going to color them.
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CHIno.
CHII got a big fat basket.
CHI*CHI: I mean <I mean> [/?] carry it to the <big> [/?] big fair.
CHII'm gonna +/.
MOTyou're gonna carry it to a fair.
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CHIyes.
MOTwhat else could we do with this?
CHI*CHI: <um> [/?] the egg +/.
CHIwhy does the hen cross the egg?
MOTwhy does the hen cross the street?
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MOTwhat else could we do with this?
CHI<um> [/?] the egg +/.
CHI*CHI: why does the hen cross the egg?
MOTwhy does the hen cross the street?
CHIno the hen cross that.
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CHIwhy does the hen cross the egg?
MOTwhy does the hen cross the street?
CHI*CHI: no the hen cross that.
CHIwhy does the hen cross the egg?
MOTI knew you were going to say +/.
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MOTwhy does the hen cross the street?
CHIno the hen cross that.
CHI*CHI: why does the hen cross the egg?
MOTI knew you were going to say +/.
MOTwhy does the hen cross the egg?
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MOTisn't that the real joke?
CHIwait.
CHI*CHI: why does the chicken cross the road?
MOTI don't know.
MOTwhy does the chicken cross the road?
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MOTto get to the fat bear?
CHI<no no no no no> [/?] no.
CHI*CHI: why does the hen across the road?
MOTbecause there's a dog chasing her.
CHIno!
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MOTwhy?
MOTthat's what she says, but why does she cross the road?
CHI*CHI: because the road's got trucks and cars.
MOT<oh> [/?]!
MOTI see!
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CHIknockknock.
MOTwho's there?
CHI*CHI: no, I wanna tell the ladys.
MOTalright, well let's not give it away.
CHIno knockknock.
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MOTI can't remember any more.
MOTyeah?
CHI*CHI: I want to tell the lady [$0ed].
MOTyou wanted to tell her.
MOTI didn't understand that that's what you wanted to do.
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CHIwait a minute.
MOTat the library.
CHI*CHI: I wanna get pam morenzo and the girl.
MOTthat's not pam, who is that?
CHIyou pam [$0cc]?
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MOTshe comes and takes you where?
MOTwhere do you go?
CHI*CHI: she takes me to a show and see a movie and comes and make the movie and mcdonalds.
MOTyeah.
MOTand what do you order?
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MOTI don't want to break it.
CHIlook at this.
CHI*CHI: balloons in the air!
CHIballoons in the air!
MOTyou're feeling silly.
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CHIlook at this.
CHIballoons in the air!
CHI*CHI: balloons in the air!
MOTyou're feeling silly.
MOTwe can't blow it up anymore, you know why?
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CHIon friday.
MOTit is a friday, but what's the number?
CHI*CHI: what's the number?
MOTcan you remember?
CHIyou ask me for the number?
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CHIwhat's the number?
MOTcan you remember?
CHI*CHI: you ask me for the number?
MOTI'm asking you for the number.
CHIone+million+one+hundred+sixty+five+thousand+one+hundred+eighty+one.
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CHIxxx.
MOTtoday is march.
CHI*CHI: I'm gonna tell the ladys.
MOTyou can tell the ladys.
CHIwhat month?
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CHII'm sorry.
MOTor she's gonna get a picture of your back.
CHI*CHI: go round and round the table.
MOTcome here.
CHIround and round the table.
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CHIgo round and round the table.
MOTcome here.
CHI*CHI: round and round the table.
CHIround and round the table.
MOTare you getting tired?
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MOTcome here.
CHIround and round the table.
CHI*CHI: round and round the table.
MOTare you getting tired?
MOTwould you like to play some more cards?
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MOTcan I put all the silverware in here?
CHIyeah.
CHI*CHI: put the silverware and the picture over here.
CHIthanks.
MOTwhy don't you go and get your cards?
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CHIwait a minute.
CHII don't want a jack of +/.
CHI*CHI: is this the king?
MOTno, that's a jack.
MOTyou just ask for a jack.
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MOTI have two jack-s, two queens.
MOTgive me the two nines please.
CHI*CHI: I have two nine-s, and the queen.
MOTand the two twos.
CHIand the two twos.
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CHII have two nine-s, and the queen.
MOTand the two twos.
CHI*CHI: and the two twos.
MOTsee?
MOTok.
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CHIa nine and +/.
CHII going to trick [$0x] +/.
CHI*CHI: I to trick the ladys [$0e].
MOTyou're going to trick the ladys.
CHIand a two.
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CHIthat's it.
MOTthat rhymes with +/.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the play away> [/?].
CHIno <no no no no> [/?].
MOTno <no no no no> [/?].
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CHIthat's not gonna work.
MOTthat's not going to work.
CHI*CHI: <I want> [/?] I want something <I want something> [/?] to rhyme with the sky.
MOTyou'd like something to rhyme with the sky?
CHIyes.
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MOThi.
CHIhi xxx.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the> [/?] +/.
CHI<oh> [/?] <no no no> [/?] no.
CHIis n't gonna work.
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CHIwanna hear it?
MOTI want to hear it, yes.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the> [/?] +/.
CHIxxx.
CHIwait a minute.
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CHIwait a minute.
MOThow about pie?
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the pie> [/?] +/.
CHIno <no no no> [/?].
CHIit is n't gonna work.
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CHIno.
CHIlook at this.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the clouds> [/?] +/.
CHIwait a minute.
MOTwait a minute.
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CHIyeah.
CHIyeah, that's it.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the sun> [/?] +/.
MOTaway.
CHIsun and sky don't rhyme.
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CHIthat's it, my.
MOT<uhhuh> [/?].
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the pie> [/?] +/.
CHIno <no no no> [/?].
CHIthat's a pie.
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MOTmy wife.
MOTI am not your wife.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the wife> [/?] +/.
MOTaway.
CHIno <no no no no> [/?].
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MOTok, let's hear it.
CHIlet's hear it.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the mummy> [/?] +/.
CHIno <no no> [/?] it is n't gonna work.
MOTit's not gonna work?
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CHIwait a minute.
MOTwhat?
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the clouds away> [/?].
CHII know.
CHIclouds and sky don't rhyme.
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CHIdark.
CHIdark, it's gotta work.
CHI*CHI: <sweeping the clouds dark> [/?].
CHIit is n't gonna work.
CHIdark and sky don't rhyme.
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CHIdark.
CHIthat's dark.
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the dark> [/?] +/.
CHIno, that's gonna work.
CHIdark and sky don't rhyme.
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MOTthat's it.
MOTyou like that?
CHI*CHI: <sunny day sweeping the clouds away> [/?].
CHIno <no no no> [/?].
CHIit is n't gonna work.
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MOTget a new one.
CHIalright.
CHI*CHI: <I I> [/?] I wanna fool the ladys.
MOTyou want to fool the ladys?
MOTthat's the brother that you wouldn't tell her about.
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MOTyou can play that now?
MOTlet's do something with the dishs.
CHI*CHI: no, I wanna play the +/.
MOTyou could <you could> [/?] be a waiter and I could order.
CHII want this.
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CHIyeah.
MOTare you gonna be the dealer?
CHI*CHI: no, you be the dealer.
MOThow come +/.
CHIthis is the puppet show.
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CHIno, you be the dealer.
MOThow come +/.
CHI*CHI: this is the puppet show.
MOT<this is the puppet show> [/?].
CHI<puppet show> [/?].
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CHIno <no no> [/?].
MOTwho's dougflutie?
CHI*CHI: who's the name?
MOTdo you have dougflutie on the brain today?
MOTthat's professor, no +/.
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CHIhe's crazy and crazy.
CHIit's crazyharry.
CHI*CHI: wanna call the swedishchef.
CHIwait a minute, I want to call the <swedish> [/?] harry.
CHII'm the swedishchef.
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CHIit's crazyharry.
CHIwanna call the swedishchef.
CHI*CHI: wait a minute, I want to call the <swedish> [/?] harry.
CHII'm the swedishchef.
MOTare you introducing them to each other?