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CHIthe knifes.
MOTwhat do you think this is?
MOT*MOT: what kind of food is that?
CHI<um> [/?].
MOTwhat do you think it could be?
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MOTare you going to put it in your pocket?
CHIyes.
MOT*MOT: do you know what kind of food this is?
CHIyes.
MOTwhat does it look like to you?
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CHII'm sorry.
MOTwhy don't you come around and you can put them over here?
MOT*MOT: sit some in front of me and some in front of you.
CHIa bagel.
CHIok.
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CHIa picture of me.
CHI<ha ha ha> [/?].
MOT*MOT: that's not a picture of you.
MOTI think we have enough stuff.
CHIalright.
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MOTwhat is it?
CHIjuice.
MOT*MOT: what kind of juice is it?
CHIwhat kind, <um> [/?]?
CHIsardine.
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MOTI don't like sardines.
CHIcome on please.
MOT*MOT: what kind of juice is in there really?
MOTat a party, what kind?
CHI<um> [/?].
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MOTok.
CHIdrink it.
MOT*MOT: well, I can't drink out of the pitcher.
MOTwhat do I need?
CHIyou need a cup.
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MOTwhat did he put in?
CHIsoup and +/.
MOT*MOT: some kind of vegetables.
CHIcarrots.
CHIsweets.
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CHIyes.
MOT<oh> [/?]!
MOT*MOT: did you put any of those things in this soup?
CHIyes.
MOTwhich?
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MOTcan you remember?
MOTcheese.
MOT*MOT: do you know what you make it out of?
CHIxxx.
MOTno.
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MOTtinkerbell.
CHIyes!
MOT*MOT: what does that have to do with a piece of cheese?
MOTI was trying to figure out if you knew where cheese came from.
CHI<oh> [/?], where cheese came from.
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MOTI was trying to figure out if you knew where cheese came from.
CHI<oh> [/?], where cheese came from.
MOT*MOT: and you make it out of milk.
CHIno you don't make it out of milk.
MOTyes you do.
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MOTyes you do.
CHI<you> [/?] you're silly.
MOT*MOT: no you make it out of milk, and where do you get milk?
CHIyou get milk a big fat hen.
MOTnot a big fat hen.
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CHIdon't color them.
MOT<mhm> [/?], because it's easter.
MOT*MOT: and we make all kinds of decorations.
CHIthat's me.
MOTshe's taking a picture of you, yeah, and it makes you feel a little silly <huh> [/?]?
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MOTand we make all kinds of decorations.
CHIthat's me.
MOT*MOT: she's taking a picture of you, yeah, and it makes you feel a little silly <huh> [/?]?
CHIyeah.
MOTyeah.
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CHIno.
MOTno?
MOT*MOT: are some of them chocolate?
MOTdon't you eat the chocolate ones?
CHIno.
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CHIxxx.
CHIxxx.
MOT*MOT: I need to get you a book of them.
MOTthey have whole books of knockknock jokes.
MOTof course we'll drive everyone nuts, but if we have a whole book then we can really +/.
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CHIxxx.
MOTI need to get you a book of them.
MOT*MOT: they have whole books of knockknock jokes.
MOTof course we'll drive everyone nuts, but if we have a whole book then we can really +/.
CHIwait a minute.
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MOTI need to get you a book of them.
MOTthey have whole books of knockknock jokes.
MOT*MOT: of course we'll drive everyone nuts, but if we have a whole book then we can really +/.
CHIwait a minute.
CHIwait a minute.
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MOTyou better come around over here.
CHII'm sorry.
MOT*MOT: or she's gonna get a picture of your back.
CHIgo round and round the table.
MOTcome here.
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MOTeverything has to be the same.
CHII have two nines.
MOT*MOT: we have to have two of everything so we can +/.
CHIalright <um> [/?].
MOTI have two jack-s, two queens.
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CHIyes, line up.
MOTok.
MOT*MOT: <oh> [/?] these are part of them.
MOTok, ready?
CHIready, go.
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MOTcan I have a turn?
MOTthese are not matched yet.
MOT*MOT: this is the rest of the cards.
MOT<ah> [/?]!
MOTthat's it.
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CHIwait.
CHII want to think of something that rhymes with <sk> [/?] sky.
MOT*MOT: you want to think of something that rhymes with sky.
CHIyes.
MOTyou don't like any of my ideas.
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MOTyou want to think of something that rhymes with sky.
CHIyes.
MOT*MOT: you don't like any of my ideas.
CHII want a new song.
MOTyou want a new song?
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MOTwhat is it?
CHIanother game.
MOT*MOT: what kind of game is it?
CHIdougflutie.
MOTa dougflutie?
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MOTa dougflutie?
MOT<oh> [/?] no.
MOT*MOT: what kind of game does dougflutie play?
CHI<um doug> [/?] doug.
MOTwhat does he play?
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CHIand a new game.
MOTI don't think we have any more games.
MOT*MOT: I think you're tired of cards.
MOTwanna do something +/.
CHIwait a minute.
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CHIwaterflower.
MOT<uh uh uh uh> [/?].
MOT*MOT: you were thinking of watermelon?
CHIyeah.
MOTwell this is a honeydew melon.
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MOTthey call him sweetums.
CHIsweetums.
MOT*MOT: I don't have one of those.
MOTgo fish.
CHII got a sweetums.
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CHIlike to fly a kite [$ threes].
MOTyeah, he des everything.
MOT*MOT: he flys kite-s, he gets shot out of cannons.
CHIhello my name's jerry.
CHIhello I love you.
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MOTthe way he does?
CHIyes.
MOT*MOT: you just want me to make a nut out of myself.
CHImomma please sing.
MOTthat's how he sounds.
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MOTwhat about this guy?
CHII'm sorry.
MOT*MOT: this is the one that usually gets shot out of cannons and things.
CHInot shot out cannons.
CHIlookit that?
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CHIyes.
MOTok.
MOT*MOT: ok, this is gonzo here and I do not want to be shot out of a cannon today.
CHIyes I do.
MOTwhat do I have to do on this show today?
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MOTI'm going to florida.
MOT<oh> [/?] not bad.
MOT*MOT: if I can get out of the box and get untied that wouldn't be bad.
CHIyes I do.
MOTis anyone coming with me?