@Font: Win95:Courier:-13:1 @Begin @Participants: MOT mother, CHI child @ID: en|flusberg|MOT|||downs||mother|| @ID: en|flusberg|CHI|||||child|| @Age of MOT: @Sex of MOT: @Group of MOT: downs @SES of MOT: @Age of CHI: @Sex of CHI: @Group of CHI: @SES of CHI: @Comment: the first speaker is the mother and the second is the child, this visit one taping took place on 3-7-85, due to the length of the transcript only files v11 and v12 will be salted, v13 and v14 are available from the computer, morpheme frequencies for mother are, 131 contractible copula, 88 uncontractible copula, 48 aux, 24 uncontractible aux, m and c are talking about sib's special project *MOT: no, it wasn't a bell. *CHI: what's this little thing? *MOT: yeah, that's her microphone. *MOT: what did it shoot? *MOT: do you remember what the ballister shot? *CHI: shot a rock. *MOT: a rock or an arrow? *MOT: the one next to us shot a rock. *CHI: a rock fell on the ground. *MOT: it went on the ground. *MOT: and then they measured it. *CHI: far away. *MOT: it went very far away. *MOT: and then they measured it. *MOT: but what did we shoot? *MOT: we shot a +/. *CHI: shot a +/. *MOT: arrow right? %com: c makes shooting gestures *CHI: we shot it like this. *MOT: what was it? *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: yeah. *MOT: what was it? *MOT: was it an arrow? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: do you remeber how far it went? *CHI: what? *MOT: do you remember how far it went? *CHI: yeah. %com: c makes noises *MOT: it sounded like that? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: how far away did it go? *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: how many feet? *CHI: three. *MOT: three! *MOT: [/?]. *MOT: that would've been sad. *MOT: I can't remember. *MOT: I remember they measured it. *MOT: I think it was something like sixtythree. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: are you all finished with your lunch? *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: you're going to eat some more? *CHI: no. *MOT: shall I put it away for you? %com: c hands dishes to mom *CHI: yes. *CHI: put it away for me. *MOT: ok. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: wanna wipe your face? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: for you. *MOT: for me? *MOT: thankyou. *MOT: shall we play some more cards? *CHI: yeah! %com: h: would you like a present?, h: here, I've got a present jerry, c gets present from helen *CHI: what? *CHI: thankyou. %com: h: show mom *CHI: see it? *MOT: [/?] I see that jerry. *CHI: thankyou. *MOT: even wrapped up! *MOT: look at that funny little man. *CHI: what a funny little clown. *MOT: [/?]. *CHI: wishs come true. *MOT: that's what it says. *CHI: what's this? *MOT: I don't know. *CHI: we'll find out. %com: c opens present *MOT: we are going to find out. *CHI: it's +/. *MOT: [/?]! *CHI: it's a xxx. *MOT: what is it? *MOT: how did she know? *CHI: how did she know? *CHI: it's +/. *MOT: that word I put on your lunch pail this morning. *MOT: what does that say? *MOT: [/?] +/. %com: c reads *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: what is it? *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: we put it on your bag. *MOT: jerry's. *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: eat! *MOT: it has something to do with eating. *MOT: snacktime. *CHI: snacktime. *MOT: they're all little, look. *CHI: and forks and spoons. *MOT: what fun. *CHI: what fun. *MOT: this is what you really were doing. *CHI: really doing. *MOT: now you can pretend. *MOT: let me get this off. *CHI: this off. *CHI: xxx. *CHI: I wanna be like a mouse. *MOT: you wanna be quiet like a mouse? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: I think you have to pull on this. %com: m and c open package and take toys out *CHI: snacktime. *MOT: snacktime. *MOT: ok, you can take the forks and spoons out. *CHI: forks and spoons. *CHI: [/?] ohboy! *MOT: ok there's the knifes. *CHI: the knifes. *MOT: what do you think this is? %com: m holds up toy donut to c *MOT: what kind of food is that? *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: what do you think it could be? *CHI: [/?]. %com: c pretends to eat donut *CHI: what is it? *CHI: something to eat. *CHI: I'm gonna put it in my pocket. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: I can't understand you. *MOT: what did you say? *CHI: I said [/?]. *MOT: are you going to put it in your pocket? *CHI: yes. *MOT: do you know what kind of food this is? *CHI: yes. *MOT: what does it look like to you? *MOT: do you think it's a donut? *CHI: yes. *MOT: or do you think it's a bagel? *CHI: a bagel. *CHI: and a teapot. *MOT: and a teapot. *MOT: and what's this? %com: m hands items to c one at a time *CHI: [/?] it's a big one. *CHI: a cracker. *MOT: indeed. *MOT: that's a cracker. *CHI: a cup. *CHI: a saucer. *MOT: look at all this. *CHI: look at all this. *CHI: all over the table. *MOT: you can set the table. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: that's adorable. *CHI: it's adorable. *MOT: ok you have some other pieces. %com: c gets up from couch and ges to other side of table to set it *CHI: yes, alright. *MOT: where are you going? *MOT: why don't you put them over here? *CHI: I'm sorry. *MOT: why don't you come around and you can put them over here? *MOT: sit some in front of me and some in front of you. *CHI: a bagel. *CHI: ok. *MOT: alright. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: you're going to have a chair [/?]? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: what do you want to play with, these? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: wait. %com: c gets record player and other items from table *MOT: what? *MOT: I don't think we need any more stuff, jerry. *CHI: balloons! *MOT: are we going to have a party? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: ok. *MOT: you be the person that serves. *CHI: alright. *MOT: alright. *MOT: come on over here. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: a picture of me. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: that's not a picture of you. *MOT: I think we have enough stuff. *CHI: alright. *MOT: we don't need +/. *CHI: I know! *CHI: slides. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: we do not need shoes. *MOT: for our party we do not need shoes. *CHI: put my shoes xxx. *MOT: ok, you come sit next to me and I'll ask and you can serve me something. %com: c comes back and sits down *CHI: alright. *MOT: what can I have for this party? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: I'm gonna scoot in. *MOT: what are my choices? *CHI: what's this? *MOT: that's her microphone. *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: hello. *CHI: I'm ok. *MOT: feels a little funny doesn't it? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: to have someone take your picture. *MOT: yeah. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: what can I have for this party? %com: c picks up microphone *CHI: you can have this one. *MOT: no, I don't want the microphone. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: but you could give me some food. *MOT: I think I'd like +/. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: do you have anything to drink? *CHI: yes. %com: c grabs teapot *MOT: what is it? *CHI: juice. *MOT: what kind of juice is it? *CHI: what kind, [/?]? *CHI: sardine. *MOT: I don't like sardines. *CHI: come on please. *MOT: what kind of juice is in there really? *MOT: at a party, what kind? *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: is it punch? *CHI: punch. *MOT: ok. *CHI: drink it. *MOT: well, I can't drink out of the pitcher. *MOT: what do I need? *CHI: you need a cup. *MOT: ok, please could I have a cup? *CHI: yes. *MOT: thankyou. *MOT: would you pour me some? %com: c puts top on pitcher, pours drink for m *MOT: I think it ges the other way. *CHI: [/?] alright. *MOT: probably you need to hold onto it. *MOT: that's it. *MOT: [/?] thankyou. *MOT: are you going to have any? *CHI: yes. *CHI: what's this plate? *CHI: have some too. %com: c pours juice for himself *MOT: ok so what are we going to have with our juice? %com: c sneezes *MOT: godblessyou. *MOT: what could I have with my juice? *CHI: this one. *MOT: do you think it's a cookie? %com: c gives cookie to mom *CHI: yeah. *MOT: [/?] I'd like that. *MOT: thankyou. *MOT: what are you having? *CHI: [/?] I want cheese and egg and a hotdog. *MOT: cheese, an egg, and a hotdog [/?]. *MOT: cheers. *CHI: cheers. *MOT: what are we celebrating? *MOT: what shall we celebrate? %com: c holds cup up to toast, notices decorations on it *CHI: what is this? *MOT: it's a boy and a girl. *MOT: what shall we celebrate? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: for you. %com: c toasts helen and gail *MOT: she's too busy. *MOT: ok then we can do that. *MOT: you can make a toast. *MOT: you can say, ["]. *CHI: alright. *MOT: cheers. *MOT: very good juice. *CHI: helen and gail. *MOT: you're taking back the cookies? *CHI: helen and gail. *MOT: [/?] they can have it later. *MOT: what a fine host you are. *MOT: would you like a fork to eat with? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: this is a very nice party. *CHI: yeah. *CHI: a present. *MOT: that was a nice present. *CHI: yeah. *CHI: thankyou. *MOT: what about that cracker? *MOT: could I taste the cracker? *CHI: how's this? %com: c picks up cracker, cheese, hotdog, and egg and hands to mom *MOT: and cheese. *MOT: [/?] thankyou. *MOT: and a hotdog? *CHI: hotdog. *CHI: and a egg. *MOT: too much. *MOT: I think +/. *CHI: here. *MOT: I think I'll just take a cracker and cheese. *CHI: alright. *MOT: you can have the hotdog and egg. *MOT: but a cracker and cheese is a fine idea. *CHI: cracker and cheese. *MOT: yeah. *CHI: egg. *MOT: that's usually how we do it. *CHI: and a plate. *CHI: here you go. *CHI: for you. *MOT: thankyou very much. *MOT: what did you have for snack at school today? *CHI: I'm fat. *MOT: [/?]? *CHI: fat. *MOT: you got a fat snack? *CHI: fat snack. *MOT: what was it? %com: c starts to pick up microphone *MOT: she just wants that there so she can hear you. *CHI: what? *MOT: what did you have for a snack at school? *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: do you remember? *MOT: if we turn that on she can't hear you talking. %com: c tries to turn on record player *MOT: you can play it afterwards. *MOT: I don't hink there's any music in there anyway. *MOT: can you remember what you had today? *CHI: [/?] yeah. *MOT: what was it? *MOT: siska passed the basket, or did kathy? *MOT: [/?]? *MOT: who passed the snack at school? %com: c plays with fork, looks at microphone *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: did you? *CHI: no. *CHI: this one is fat. *MOT: the last one she had was fat. *MOT: this one is very narrow. *CHI: narrow? *MOT: yeah, very skinny. *CHI: why? *MOT: well, they come in different sizes like people. *CHI: like people. *MOT: microphones. *MOT: like people. *MOT: like, look at this. *MOT: cheese and hotdog, eggs. *MOT: those are all different sizes. *CHI: no. *MOT: yeah they are. *CHI: no, it's not. *MOT: can you remember +/. *MOT: you can't remember what you had today for snack? *MOT: was it something like this? *MOT: did you have a cracker? *CHI: no. *MOT: what was it? *CHI: cheese. *MOT: you had cheese today? *CHI: hotdog and a egg. *MOT: in your cup? %com: c holds up cup to g *CHI: that's for you. *MOT: silly. *MOT: that's for gail? *MOT: it'll have to be for later. *MOT: she's busy. *CHI: alright. *MOT: alright. *MOT: you know what we could do? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: we could pretend we were having soup. *CHI: [/?] yeah. *MOT: this could be soup and you could put some in my cup. *CHI: alright. *CHI: what's this? *MOT: that's juice in there. *MOT: [/?] I see, you want a cover. *MOT: can you put some in my cup? *MOT: and then I'll eat it? *MOT: thankyou very much. *MOT: now I have soup and a cracker. *MOT: can I have a spoon please? *CHI: yes. *MOT: ok, are you gonna have any? *CHI: gonna have some +/. *MOT: you're having a hotdog? *CHI: hotdog. *MOT: so what do you need to eat that with? *CHI: a fork and a spoon. *MOT: right. *MOT: how about a knife? *CHI: a knife. *CHI: ok, a knife. *MOT: it's good soup. *MOT: did you make it? *CHI: yes. *MOT: what did you put in it? *CHI: [/?] sugar +/. *MOT: sugar? *MOT: no wonder it's good. *CHI: [/?] tea. *MOT: in my soup? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: there's sugar and tea in my soup? *CHI: sugar and tea and big fat +/. *CHI: big fat +/. *CHI: begins with an l. *MOT: begins with an l? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: I thought you made soup with carrots and like that. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: what else? *MOT: what does little bear make soup with? *CHI: [/?] yeah. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: what? *CHI: fat. *MOT: what does little bear make soup with? *CHI: rice. *MOT: rice and +/. *CHI: soup. *MOT: what did he put in? *CHI: soup and +/. *MOT: some kind of vegetables. *CHI: carrots. *CHI: sweets. *CHI: sweets. *MOT: he put sweets in his soup? *MOT: carrots and what else? *MOT: do you remember? *CHI: tomatos. *CHI: meat. *MOT: and +/. *CHI: bake +/. *CHI: bake +/. *MOT: potatos? *CHI: yes. *MOT: and potatos? *CHI: yes. *MOT: [/?]! *MOT: did you put any of those things in this soup? *CHI: yes. *MOT: which? %com: c gives cup to mom *CHI: that one's yours. *MOT: this is mine? *MOT: this is my tea? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: thankyou. *MOT: can I have some milk? *CHI: yup. *CHI: what's this? *MOT: that's her microphone. *CHI: what's that [/?] little thing? *MOT: that's how she listens to what you have to say. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: I want some egg [$0s]. *CHI: that's a chicken. *MOT: do you know what you said? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: when you took the egg out off the cup, you didn't say egg, you said +/. *CHI: I said. *MOT: you said chicken! *CHI: chicken! %com: m and c laugh *MOT: that's where the egg +/. *MOT: that's where the egg comes from, right? *CHI: I said chicken. *MOT: you said chicken. *CHI: I said chicken. *MOT: that's funny! *MOT: were you thinking about that? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: yeah, I thought so. *MOT: where do you get this? *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: can you remember? *MOT: cheese. *MOT: do you know what you make it out of? *CHI: xxx. *MOT: no. *MOT: you make cheese from milk. *CHI: no, not cheese from milk. *CHI: I'll give you a hint. *CHI: it flys. *MOT: it doesn't fly. *CHI: yeah believe me. *CHI: this is a joke. *MOT: this is a joke? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: [/?], I thought it was a serious hint. %com: c gestures with piece of cheese *CHI: it flys. *CHI: it's a cheese and xxx. *MOT: and you what? *CHI: I said two wings. *MOT: two wings. *CHI: and one mouth and one hair. *CHI: what is it? *MOT: two wing-s, a mouse or a mouth? *CHI: a mouth. *MOT: a mouth? *MOT: and what else? *MOT: and hair? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: two wing-s, a mouth and hair. *CHI: yeah. *CHI: guess! *MOT: guess. *CHI: wait [/?]. *MOT: tinkerbell. *CHI: yes! %com: m and c laugh *MOT: what does that have to do with a piece of cheese? *MOT: I was trying to figure out if you knew where cheese came from. *CHI: [/?], where cheese came from. *MOT: and you make it out of milk. *CHI: no you don't make it out of milk. *MOT: yes you do. *CHI: [/?] you're silly. *MOT: no you make it out of milk, and where do you get milk? *CHI: you get milk a big fat hen. *MOT: not a big fat hen. *CHI: yes you are. *MOT: another farm animal. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: it's a farm animal that says +/. *MOT: let's see. *MOT: I'll give a joke. *MOT: it's a farm animal that says ["]. *MOT: wrong? *CHI: you wrong [$0cc]. *MOT: [/?] it's a farm animal that says ["]. *CHI: [/?] you wrong [$0cc]. *MOT: I'm wrong. *MOT: [/?]. *MOT: it's a farm animal that says ["]? *CHI: give me a hint. *MOT: what is it? *MOT: do you know which one it is? *CHI: [/?] a flying tree. *MOT: a flying tree. *MOT: are you silly today? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: you get cheese from milk and milk comes from the cow. *CHI: no! *MOT: yeah. *CHI: not cow, a hen [$0a]. *MOT: sometimes they stir it. *MOT: no. *CHI: yes a hen. *CHI: but what's that egg? *CHI: the egg. *MOT: do you know what we're going to do with those next month? *MOT: we're going to color them. %com: c looks at camera *CHI: don't color them. *MOT: [/?], because it's easter. *MOT: and we make all kinds of decorations. *CHI: that's me. *MOT: she's taking a picture of you, yeah, and it makes you feel a little silly [/?]? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: yeah. *MOT: that's alright. *MOT: we're going to color them. *MOT: yeah. *MOT: and then what do you do? *MOT: you put out a basket. *MOT: and then what happens? *CHI: no. *CHI: I got a big fat basket. *CHI: I mean [/?] carry it to the [/?] big fair. *CHI: I'm gonna +/. *MOT: you're gonna carry it to a fair. *CHI: a big fat bear. *MOT: a bear? *CHI: a bear. *MOT: I thought it was a bunny. *MOT: it's an easter bear? %com: c laughs *CHI: yeah [/?]. *MOT: an easter bear. *CHI: yes. *MOT: and it brings you eggs. *CHI: yes. *MOT: I see. *MOT: are they many colors? *CHI: yep. *MOT: can you eat them? *CHI: no. *MOT: no? *MOT: are some of them chocolate? *MOT: don't you eat the chocolate ones? *CHI: no. *MOT: I remember I got chocolate ones last year. *CHI: [/?]! *MOT: and I got some that were real. *CHI: xxx. *CHI: that's small. *MOT: that is small. *MOT: that's because it's a toy. *CHI: no, that's not a toy. *MOT: yes, these are all toys that she just gave you. *CHI: yeah. *CHI: that's soup. *MOT: this is my cracker to go with my soup. *CHI: yes. *MOT: what else could we do with this? %com: c gestures with egg, has trouble starting what he wants to say *CHI: [/?] the egg +/. *CHI: why does the hen cross the egg? *MOT: why does the hen cross the street? *CHI: no the hen cross that. *CHI: why does the hen cross the egg? *MOT: I knew you were going to say +/. *MOT: why does the hen cross the egg? *MOT: I give up. *MOT: why does the hen cross the egg? *CHI: because you are mean. *MOT: because she's mean? *CHI: yes. *MOT: I thought it was why does the chicken cross the street. *CHI: [/?] yeah [/?]. *MOT: isn't that the real joke? *CHI: wait. %com: c tells mother to ", directs joke to h and g *CHI: why does the chicken cross the road? *MOT: I don't know. *MOT: why does the chicken cross the road? *CHI: because he has to get to [/?] +/. *CHI: it's funny. *MOT: to get to +/. *CHI: get to +/. *CHI: fat bear [$0a]. *MOT: to get to the fat bear? *CHI: [/?] no. *CHI: why does the hen across the road? *MOT: because there's a dog chasing her. *CHI: no! *MOT: why? %com: c makes hen noises *MOT: that's what she says, but why does she cross the road? *CHI: because the road's got trucks and cars. *MOT: [/?]! *MOT: I see! *MOT: do you like making up jokes? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: do you want to do the knockknock jokes? *CHI: [/?] yeah. *MOT: alright who starts? %com: c knocks on table *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: who's there? *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: who's there? %com: c points to piece of cheese *CHI: cheese. *MOT: cheese? *MOT: are you making this up? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: alright, cheese who? *CHI: cheese [/?] go fly a kite. *MOT: cheese [/?] go fly a kite? %com: m and c giggle *CHI: cheese [/?] go fly a kite. *MOT: they don't know all our +/. *MOT: alright, I have a real one. *MOT: knockknock. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: you say, ["]? *CHI: [/?] who's there? *MOT: olive. *CHI: what? *MOT: olive. *CHI: what? *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: I said olive, you say +/. *CHI: who? *MOT: olive +/. *CHI: who? *MOT: you have to say, ["]. *CHI: who? *MOT: can't you say, ["]? *CHI: yes xxx. *MOT: and then I say I love you very much. %com: c laughs *MOT: you remember that one? *MOT: that was on +/. *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: who's there? *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: who's there? *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: who's there? *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: you're not telling me. *MOT: who is there? *CHI: [/?]. %com: c makes chicken noises *MOT: I know that. *MOT: that's a chicken. *MOT: I know one. *MOT: I know one. *MOT: knockknock. *CHI: what? *MOT: you say, ["]? *CHI: who's there? *MOT: ida. *CHI: what? *MOT: ida. *CHI: what? *CHI: I. *MOT: ida. *MOT: you say, ["]? %com: c points at table, trying to make response *CHI: [/?] ida who? *MOT: ida know, I'll ask her. %com: c laughs *MOT: you wanna do one? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: do you remember that one? %com: m whispers to c about which joke he can do *MOT: you remember the one about boo? *MOT: you remember the one about boo? *CHI: boohoo. *MOT: yeah. *MOT: you wanna do that one? *CHI: no want a boohoo. *MOT: [/?] don't tell them. *MOT: ok. *CHI: I wanna tell them. *MOT: ok, you do it. *MOT: say knockknock. *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: who's there? *CHI: no, I wanna tell the ladys. *MOT: alright, well let's not give it away. *CHI: no knockknock. *MOT: who's there? *MOT: you say +/. *CHI: no, knockknock. %com: h indicates that she's going to answer *MOT: [/?] helen wants to. %com: h: who's there? *CHI: [/?] who's there? *MOT: she said who's there, you say boo. *CHI: boo. %com: h: boo who? *CHI: don't cry. %com: m, h and c laugh *MOT: I can't remember any more. %com: h: it's the only one my 2 year old understands *MOT: yeah? *CHI: I want to tell the lady [$0ed]. *MOT: you wanted to tell her. *MOT: I didn't understand that that's what you wanted to do. *CHI: knockknock. %com: c looks at h *CHI: knockknock. %com: h: who's there? *CHI: fat bear [$0a]. %com: h: fat bear who? *CHI: fat bear hi. *MOT: [/?] I know one. *MOT: I know one. *MOT: do the one where you say argo. *CHI: [/?] alright. *CHI: knockknock. %com: h: who's there? *CHI: knockknock. *MOT: you say argo. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: just say argo. *CHI: sam. *MOT: no [/?], you just say argo. *CHI: I said sam. *MOT: [/?]. %com: h: sam who? *CHI: sam fly a kite [$ threes]. *MOT: it's more fun to make them up. *CHI: xxx. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: I need to get you a book of them. *MOT: they have whole books of knockknock jokes. *MOT: of course we'll drive everyone nuts, but if we have a whole book then we can really +/. %com: c makes time out gestures, gets off couch, points to people *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: at the library. *CHI: I wanna get pam morenzo and the girl. *MOT: that's not pam, who is that? *CHI: you pam [$0cc]? %com: h: I'm pam? *MOT: you're going to be pam today? *CHI: yes. *MOT: does she know who pam is? *CHI: yes. *MOT: you could tell her who pam is. *CHI: you know pam is? *MOT: pam is who? *CHI: pam is my +/. %com: c gets up and sits down several times *MOT: friend. *CHI: friend. *MOT: she comes and takes you where? *MOT: where do you go? *CHI: she takes me to a show and see a movie and comes and make the movie and mcdonalds. *MOT: yeah. *MOT: and what do you order? *CHI: I order a big fat hen. *MOT: a big fat hen? *MOT: what do you order when you go to mcdonalds? %com: c gestures to telephone *CHI: I'm gonna go and call my girl. *MOT: you call your girl? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: you can in a few minutes. *CHI: I wanna call my girl. *MOT: let's finish talking to helen and gail. *CHI: alright. *MOT: then you can call your girl. *CHI: alright. *MOT: alright. *MOT: do you want to make any more food here? *MOT: for partys? *MOT: what could we do with that egg? *MOT: we don't have any cooking dishs but we could make something. *MOT: what could we make? *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: what? *MOT: [/?] no. *MOT: I don't want to break it. *CHI: look at this. *CHI: balloons in the air! *CHI: balloons in the air! *MOT: you're feeling silly. *MOT: we can't blow it up anymore, you know why? *MOT: it's got a knot in it. *CHI: knot? *MOT: yeah. *MOT: come here. *CHI: a present. %com: c reads balloon *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: someone's going to have a birthday before helen comes back again. *CHI: helen? *MOT: before she comes again someone will have had a birthday. *MOT: do you know who that is? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: who? *CHI: don. *MOT: not don. *MOT: someone I'm looking at. *MOT: who's going to have a birthday? *CHI: mrsjones. *MOT: not mrsjones. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: who's going to have a birthday? *CHI: don. *MOT: a boy that's growing a lot. *CHI: no. *MOT: you're not going to have a birthday? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: when? %com: c punches balloon, gets aggrevated by question *CHI: on friday. *MOT: it is a friday, but what's the number? *CHI: what's the number? *MOT: can you remember? *CHI: you ask me for the number? *MOT: I'm asking you for the number. *CHI: one+million+one+hundred+sixty+five+thousand+one+hundred+eighty+one. *MOT: I don't want your social security number. *MOT: I want your birthday. *CHI: fifty+five, twenty+five, seven+thousand. *MOT: do you remember +/. *MOT: what if you were at school and somebody says when's jerry martino's birthday? *MOT: what do you say? *CHI: I say xxx. *MOT: you say, ["] +/. *CHI: my birthday is xxx. *MOT: what date is it? *CHI: friday. *MOT: yeah, but what month? *CHI: what month? *MOT: today is march. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: today is march. *CHI: I'm gonna tell the ladys. *MOT: you can tell the ladys. *CHI: what month? *MOT: they don't know. *MOT: they don't know what month it is. %com: c goes over to h, is angry *CHI: pam, what month? *MOT: that's helen. *MOT: is it july? *CHI: yes it is july [/?]. *MOT: it is not. *MOT: is it may? *CHI: may xxx. *MOT: is it june? *CHI: it's not june. *MOT: then it must be april. *CHI: no. *MOT: I think so. *CHI: it's not. *MOT: april fifth. *CHI: no. *MOT: how old are you gonna be? *CHI: I'm gonna be in seventh grade. *MOT: you're going to be seven years old. *CHI: no, not seven years old, seventh grade. *MOT: seventh grade is really big. *MOT: you know how old you'll be? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: thirteen or fourteen. *CHI: [/?] xxx. *MOT: that is very big. *CHI: what's this? *MOT: that's her microphone. *MOT: you better come around over here. *CHI: I'm sorry. *MOT: or she's gonna get a picture of your back. %com: c goes over to couch, runs around table *CHI: go round and round the table. *MOT: come here. *CHI: round and round the table. *CHI: round and round the table. *MOT: are you getting tired? *MOT: would you like to play some more cards? *CHI: [/?] yes. *MOT: alright, why don't you choose the cards? *CHI: alright. *MOT: can I put your dishs +/. *CHI: clean up. *MOT: can I put the cleanups over here? %com: c puts things away *CHI: yes. *MOT: you want to help? *CHI: yep. *MOT: can I put all the silverware in here? *CHI: yeah. *CHI: put the silverware and the picture over here. *CHI: thanks. *MOT: why don't you go and get your cards? %com: c goes to drawer, gets cards *MOT: those can stay right there. *MOT: they won't bother us. *CHI: alright. *MOT: alright. *CHI: let me do it. *MOT: let's do muppets. *CHI: no, I want this one. *MOT: ok. *MOT: excuse me helen. %com: c pushes toys aside to make room for cards *CHI: excuse me. *CHI: guys. *MOT: excuse me guys. *MOT: that's fine. *MOT: what are we going to play? %com: c is excited *CHI: [/?] go fish. *MOT: we're going to play go fish again? *CHI: for pam. *MOT: that is not pam. *MOT: how many do I give you? *CHI: seven. *MOT: seven? *MOT: let's do five. *CHI: alright. *CHI: I don't want this. *CHI: I don't want a queenofdiamonds. *MOT: you don't want the queenofdiamonds? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: I'll take her. *CHI: twoofhearts. *CHI: twoofdiamonds. *CHI: I don't want a twoofdiamonds. *MOT: you're not supposed to choose what you want. *CHI: nineofclubs. *MOT: ok, how many do you have? *CHI: clubs. *CHI: [/?] five. *MOT: [/?] ok. *CHI: ok. *MOT: alright. *MOT: who starts? *CHI: you first. *MOT: I'm first? *CHI: yes. *MOT: jerry, do you have a seven? *CHI: I'm sorry. *MOT: are you angry? *CHI: yes. *MOT: why? *CHI: because [/?] go fish. *MOT: ok. *CHI: you got a queen. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: it's your turn. *CHI: it's a jackofclubs. *CHI: I don't want a jackofclubs. *MOT: well why don't you choose? *CHI: draw [/?]. *MOT: you have to ask. *CHI: you draw. *MOT: I did. *MOT: I drew a queen. *MOT: it's your turn. *CHI: alright. *CHI: nine of +/. *CHI: xxx. *CHI: nineofclubs. *MOT: no, it's clubs. *CHI: [/?] nineofhearts. *MOT: do I have a nineofhearts? *MOT: no I don't. *MOT: go fish. *CHI: alright. *MOT: you have two nines though. *CHI: I have two nines? *CHI: xxx. *MOT: you can put those together if you want. *CHI: alright. *MOT: alright. *MOT: would you like another turn? *CHI: yes. *MOT: I thought you would. *MOT: why do you kiss them? %com: c studies cards *CHI: xxx. *CHI: do you have jack of +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: I don't want a jack of +/. *CHI: is this the king? *MOT: no, that's a jack. *MOT: you just ask for a jack. *MOT: you don't have to ask me for what suit it is. *CHI: I'm gonna slap jack. *MOT: you're gonna do slap jack? *MOT: want to do that? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: we'll do wonders to the microphone. *MOT: wait [/?]. *MOT: we have to start. *MOT: can I have all those cards? *CHI: queen. *CHI: yes [/?]. *MOT: ok. *CHI: alright. *CHI: count. *MOT: alright. *MOT: get your hand ready. *MOT: only one hand now and we're only hitting what? *CHI: hitting jack. *MOT: nothing else. *CHI: nothing else. *MOT: ok. %com: c slaps first card *MOT: wait a minute. *MOT: you gotta +/. *MOT: you gotta keep your hand up and you gotta wait. *MOT: that's a two. *CHI: that's a two? %com: c slaps card again *MOT: that's a queen. *CHI: that's not a queen. *MOT: ok, watch. *MOT: are you ready? *CHI: yes. *MOT: you don't slap everything. *MOT: what are we playing? *CHI: I'm playing fish. *MOT: no. *MOT: we're playing slap the +/. *CHI: jack. *MOT: jack. *MOT: ok. *MOT: so, you've got to look for a [/?], right? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: right. *MOT: ok, so get your hand ready. *MOT: on your mark, get set. *MOT: that's not one. *MOT: you don't slap it yet. *CHI: yes I do. *MOT: you do not, you wait for the jack. *MOT: ready? *CHI: alright. *MOT: you got it. *CHI: I got it. *MOT: put it over there. *CHI: alright. *MOT: you can take the whole pile. *CHI: let's play concentration. *MOT: you want to do concentration? *CHI: yeah. *CHI: come on, please? *MOT: I don't know if you have much concentration today. *MOT: you want to play a million things. *MOT: alright, we have to have pairs. *CHI: have pairs. *MOT: give me those two nines. *CHI: I want two nines. *CHI: xxx. %com: c hands cards to m *MOT: everything has to be the same. *CHI: I have two nines. *MOT: we have to have two of everything so we can +/. *CHI: alright [/?]. *MOT: I have two jack-s, two queens. *MOT: give me the two nines please. *CHI: I have two nine-s, and the queen. *MOT: and the two twos. *CHI: and the two twos. *MOT: see? *MOT: ok. *CHI: alright. %com: c picks up mic *CHI: what's this? *MOT: [/?], I don't know, what is it jerry? *MOT: alright, how many pairs do we have? *CHI: seven. *MOT: I think five is enough. *CHI: five! *MOT: and we have two tens? *MOT: alright, what are these? *MOT: these don't match. *MOT: don't get us all mixed up. *CHI: those don't match. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: ok, we line them all up. *CHI: yes, line up. *MOT: ok. *MOT: [/?] these are part of them. *MOT: ok, ready? *CHI: ready, go. *MOT: ok, now who ges first? *CHI: [/?] me. *MOT: ok. *CHI: a nine and +/. *CHI: I going to trick [$0x] +/. *CHI: I to trick the ladys [$0e]. *MOT: you're going to trick the ladys. *CHI: and a two. *MOT: do they match? *CHI: no! *MOT: ok. *MOT: now we have to remember. *MOT: that's a nine. *CHI: that's a nine. *MOT: and that's a +/. *CHI: two. *MOT: ok. *MOT: got it. *CHI: got it. *MOT: a jack. *CHI: a jack, yeah. *MOT: and a nine. *CHI: nine. *CHI: alright. *CHI: a queen and a queen. *MOT: are you lucky? *CHI: yes I [/?]. *MOT: I think I know where there's a nine. *MOT: don't you remember turning up a nine? *MOT: ok, keep those on the side and try again. *CHI: two. *MOT: two. *CHI: and a trick. *CHI: and +/. *MOT: I think I know what that is. *CHI: a nine. *MOT: and a nine. *MOT: does anybody remember where there's another nine? *MOT: [/?]! *CHI: [/?]! *MOT: [/?], good remembering. *MOT: ok. *MOT: one more turn. *MOT: you have one more turn. %com: c looks into camera, laughs *CHI: alright. *CHI: two more cards. *MOT: a jack. *MOT: only two [/?]. *CHI: [/?] only two. *CHI: a king and a king. *MOT: you got them. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: two jacks. *CHI: that's a red and a black. *MOT: I don't think +/. *MOT: I don't think I'm gonna get any turn here. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: you have one more turn and then it's my turn. *CHI: alright. *MOT: which two? %com: c looks at cards on floor *CHI: wait. *MOT: these [/?] are for later. *MOT: which two are you gonna turn up? *MOT: those are all the extras. *CHI: come on, please. *MOT: let's finish this, then we'll get those. *CHI: I wanna finish this. *MOT: you need to match these up. *CHI: no, I match this up [$0x] [$0ing]. *MOT: can I have a turn? *MOT: these are not matched yet. *MOT: this is the rest of the cards. *MOT: [/?]! *MOT: that's it. *MOT: game's over? *CHI: game's over. *MOT: I think that was too easy. *MOT: you want more? *CHI: more. *MOT: more pairs? *CHI: more pairs. *MOT: ok, I'll give you two +/. *CHI: slap queen. *MOT: I'll give you two sixs? *CHI: no, I'm gonna do that. *MOT: two sevens. *CHI: not two sevens. *CHI: that's black. *MOT: and I'll give you two aces. *MOT: alright. *MOT: then we'll have seven pairs. *MOT: how's that? *MOT: this is going to be harder. *CHI: no. *MOT: much, much harder. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: can I be first? *CHI: no. *MOT: how come? *CHI: because. *MOT: you were first last time. *MOT: why can't I be first? *CHI: because. *CHI: it's pam's. *MOT: there's no pam here. *MOT: there's mummy. *CHI: mummy and dave. *MOT: and gail and helen. *CHI: gail and helen. *MOT: and they're busy so there's only me. *MOT: can I be first? *MOT: ok. *CHI: alright. *MOT: I can? *CHI: yes. *MOT: may I start? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: ok. *MOT: I'm gonna take this one. *MOT: a queen and a two. *CHI: two. *MOT: they don't match. *MOT: ok. *MOT: it's your turn. *MOT: this is fun. *CHI: [/?] five and a [/?] queen. *MOT: and where's the other queen? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: a jack. *MOT: that's a jack. *MOT: gotta turn em over. *MOT: don't match. *MOT: they don't match. *MOT: watch this. *CHI: a funny trick. *MOT: I did it. %com: c picks up microphone *CHI: I wanna [/?] sing something with that. *MOT: this is fine. *MOT: it won't fall. *CHI: I wanna sing. *MOT: you wanna sing? *CHI: yes. *MOT: ok. *MOT: can I have one more turn? *CHI: no. *MOT: what do you want to sing? *CHI: I don't want to sing that. *CHI: I want to sing that. *MOT: you want to sing into the microphone? *CHI: yes. *MOT: what song would you like to sing? %com: c puts face in hands *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: wanna do the one I taught you yesterday? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: the one about jerry? *CHI: [/?] yeah. %com: m and c sing, c seems embarrassed *MOT: you don't remember that one? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: [/?]. *MOT: do you want to do oldmcdonald? %com: c shakes head no *MOT: wanna do on topofspaghetti? *MOT: let's do on topofspaghetti. *CHI: no. *MOT: do you want to do [/?] threeblindmice? *CHI: no. *MOT: what would you like to sing? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: sardine. *MOT: I don't know sardines. %com: c sings *MOT: sounds like oscar to me. *MOT: is that how he sings? *CHI: yes. *MOT: I see. *MOT: do you know any sesamestreet songs? *CHI: [/?] yeah. *MOT: what do you want to sing? %com: m and c sing sesame theme song *CHI: no, not sunny. *MOT: you want to do sunny day? *CHI: sunny day, yeah. *CHI: no, I want to figure what [/?] rhymes with day. *MOT: something that rhymes with day? *CHI: yes. *CHI: wait. *CHI: play. *MOT: play. *CHI: play. *MOT: [/?]. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: play. *CHI: that's it. *MOT: that rhymes with +/. *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: no [/?]. *MOT: no [/?]. *MOT: that's not the way it ges. *CHI: that's not gonna work. *MOT: that's not going to work. %com: c gestures up to sky *CHI: [/?] I want something [/?] to rhyme with the sky. *MOT: you'd like something to rhyme with the sky? *CHI: yes. *MOT: hi. *CHI: hi xxx. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: [/?] [/?] no. *CHI: is n't gonna work. *MOT: are we writing this song from scratch? *MOT: I thought the song was all finished. *CHI: no. *MOT: we're writing a new song right now? *CHI: yes. *MOT: I see. *CHI: wanna hear it? *MOT: I want to hear it, yes. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: xxx. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: phone? *CHI: phone and hi don't rhyme. *CHI: house and mouse. *CHI: no. *CHI: house and mouse. *CHI: fox and box. *MOT: yes, those rhyme. *CHI: those rhyme. *MOT: excellent. %com: c gets aggrevated *CHI: what rhymes with [/?] sky? *MOT: what rhymes with the sky? *CHI: sky. *MOT: fly. *CHI: fly, yeah. *MOT: my. *CHI: my, yeah. *CHI: wait a minute, my. *MOT: pie. *MOT: we were talking about chocolate pie the last time helen was here. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: how about pie? *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: no [/?]. *CHI: it is n't gonna work. *MOT: sure it is. *CHI: pam. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: pie. *MOT: pie. *CHI: and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: indeed they do. *CHI: no. *MOT: pie and sky? *CHI: no. *CHI: look at this. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: wait a minute. *CHI: I gotta figure what rhymes [/?] with [/?] [/?] sky. *MOT: it looks like you're thinking for something to rhyme with day because you're saying [/?]. *MOT: and you want something that rhymes with day? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: [/?]. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: I know. *CHI: sunshine. *MOT: sunshine? *CHI: that's not gonna work. *MOT: that's not gonna work. *MOT: but you could say [/?]. %com: c thinks hard *CHI: yeah. *CHI: yeah, that's it. *CHI: [/?] +/. *MOT: away. *CHI: sun and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: no they don't. *CHI: yes. *MOT: sun and sky don't rhyme. *CHI: house and mouse. *MOT: they rhyme. *CHI: fox and mox. *MOT: [/?]. *CHI: fox and box. *CHI: those rhyme. %com: c gets angry *CHI: I wanna figure some [/?] rhymes with sky. *MOT: so you could say +/. *MOT: you need a rhyme to rhyme with sky. *CHI: yes. *MOT: [/?] my. *CHI: my! *CHI: that's it, my. *MOT: [/?]. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: no [/?]. *CHI: that's a pie. *CHI: not a pie in that song. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: I can think of it. *MOT: maybe you need to make up a whole new song. *CHI: whole new song. *MOT: maybe. *MOT: maybe. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: how about my wife? *MOT: my wife. *MOT: I am not your wife. *CHI: [/?] +/. *MOT: away. *CHI: no [/?]. *CHI: it is n't going to work. *MOT: no [/?]. *MOT: whose wife am I? *CHI: mummy. *MOT: mummy. *CHI: rhymes with +/. %com: c thinks hard *MOT: tummy. *CHI: yeah. *CHI: tummy. *MOT: we're going to sing a song about tummy and mummy? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: I don't know if I like this. *CHI: it's gonna work. *MOT: it is gonna work, I'll bet it is. *MOT: ok, let's hear it. *CHI: let's hear it. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: no [/?] it is n't gonna work. *MOT: it's not gonna work? *CHI: mummy and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: no, but you could say [/?] and then you could rhyme something with that. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: what? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: I know. *CHI: clouds and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: no, but they don't have to. *CHI: xxx. *CHI: wait. *CHI: I want to think of something that rhymes with [/?] sky. *MOT: you want to think of something that rhymes with sky. *CHI: yes. *MOT: you don't like any of my ideas. *CHI: I want a new song. *MOT: you want a new song? *CHI: yes. *CHI: now think of what rhyme with sky [$ threes]. *MOT: ok. *MOT: let's see. *MOT: [/?]. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: the phone's ringging? *CHI: phone's ringging. *CHI: I'm gonna go. *MOT: you're going to go? *MOT: I can answer it. *CHI: no [/?]. %com: c leaves room, m leaves room after *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: dark, that's it. *CHI: dark. *CHI: dark, it's gotta work. *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: it is n't gonna work. *CHI: dark and sky don't rhyme. %com: c gets frustrated *MOT: they don't rhyme. *MOT: maybe we're trying to use the wrong song. *CHI: wrong song. *CHI: I wanna think of rhymes with sky. *MOT: alright. *MOT: what about [/?] +/. *CHI: no I don't want blue sky. *MOT: you don't want that one? *CHI: no. *MOT: alright, what about what I was talking about before? *CHI: I said I wanna rhymes with sky. *MOT: [/?] how I wonder +/. *CHI: wonder. *MOT: wonder about the sky. *CHI: yeah. *MOT: yeah. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: wait a minute. *CHI: dark. *CHI: that's dark. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: no, that's gonna work. *CHI: dark and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: you want to go back to the sesamestreet song. %com: c sighs *MOT: and you want to make new words? *CHI: new words. *CHI: I wanna make +/. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: look. *CHI: I want [/?] sky is dark how to get to +/. *CHI: [/?] it's a park. *CHI: park? *MOT: park and dark. *CHI: dark. *MOT: that would do it. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: the sky is so dark I wonder how to get to the park? *CHI: yeah, that's it. *MOT: that's it. *MOT: you like that? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: no [/?]. *CHI: it is n't gonna work. *MOT: [/?] +/. *CHI: no, wait a minute. *CHI: dark and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: but you're not using sky. *CHI: I think of something rhymes with sky. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: what? *MOT: I think you're stuck. *CHI: quackquack. *CHI: quackquack. *CHI: a duck. *MOT: ducks don't rhyme with sky. *CHI: why? *MOT: do you want to do a rhyming game? *CHI: [/?] yeah. *MOT: alright. *MOT: quack. *MOT: I say quack, you say +/. *CHI: say duck. *MOT: no, you say something that rhymes with quack. *CHI: quack. *CHI: a hen. *MOT: I say blue. *CHI: blue. *CHI: blue a duck. *MOT: you say something that rhymes with blue. *CHI: blue. *CHI: socks. *MOT: ges on your foot. *MOT: no. *MOT: what ges on your foot besides socks? *CHI: blue socks. *MOT: shoe. *CHI: shoe. *MOT: that rhymes with blue. *CHI: shoe and blue. *MOT: alright, you say something and I'll tell you what rhymes with it. *CHI: wait. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: blue. *CHI: no blue. *MOT: well blue rhymes with moo. *CHI: not moo and blue don't rhyme. *MOT: they don't? *MOT: alright, what rhymes with hair? *CHI: xxx. *MOT: what rhymes with hair? *CHI: quackquack. *MOT: come on. *MOT: what rhymes with hair? *MOT: bear. *CHI: bear. *CHI: that's it. *CHI: bear and hair. *MOT: ok, you tell me one and I'll tell you what rhymes. *CHI: ok. *CHI: moo. *MOT: you said that already. *MOT: get a new one. *CHI: alright. *CHI: [/?] I wanna fool the ladys. *MOT: you want to fool the ladys? %com: sibling comes in *MOT: that's the brother that you wouldn't tell her about. *MOT: you didn't tell +/. *CHI: wait a minute! *MOT: what? *CHI: [/?] +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: lady +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: lady and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: [/?]. *MOT: are you still worried about that? *CHI: sky and dark how to get to xxx park. *CHI: I don't want that. *MOT: you don't want that? *CHI: dark and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: no. *CHI: no, fox and box. *CHI: house and mouse. *MOT: toe and slow. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: nose and toes. *CHI: [/?]. %com: c points to nose and ears *CHI: nose and ears. *MOT: those don't rhyme. *CHI: yep. *MOT: no. *MOT: dog and log and frog and hog. *CHI: no. *MOT: and smog. *CHI: wait a minute. *CHI: how about +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: what you gonna do? *MOT: are we gonna play another game? *CHI: yeah. %com: c collects cards *MOT: what is it? *CHI: another game. *MOT: what kind of game is it? *CHI: dougflutie. *MOT: a dougflutie? *MOT: [/?] no. *MOT: what kind of game does dougflutie play? *CHI: [/?] doug. *MOT: what does he play? *CHI: he plays [/?] +/. %com: c makes motions of playing guitar *MOT: no, he doesn't play a guitar. *MOT: he plays football. *MOT: where are you going? *MOT: do you want to finish playing the cards or do you want to put them away? *MOT: here, here's the rest. *CHI: [/?] ok. *MOT: where's the rubber band? *MOT: here. *MOT: let's put the rubber band on them. *CHI: me. *MOT: ok. *MOT: put it around. *CHI: put it around. %com: c gets cards together and puts band on *MOT: you pull it. *MOT: you want to do it? *CHI: I do it. *CHI: I wanna +/. *CHI: rubber band and sky don't rhyme. *MOT: no they don't. *MOT: but that's alright. *CHI: thankyou. *MOT: you're going to put it away? *CHI: yeah. *CHI: and a new game. *MOT: I don't think we have any more games. *MOT: I think you're tired of cards. *MOT: wanna do something +/. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: wanna do something with the dishs? %com: c plays harmonica *MOT: you can play that now? *MOT: let's do something with the dishs. *CHI: no, I wanna play the +/. *MOT: you could [/?] be a waiter and I could order. *CHI: I want this. *CHI: gonna play this game. %com: c takes more cards from drawer *MOT: the muppets? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: are you gonna be the dealer? *CHI: no, you be the dealer. *MOT: how come +/. %com: c gives cards to m, both sing *CHI: this is the puppet show. *MOT: [/?]. %com: m deals cards *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: wait a minute. *MOT: how do we play this? *MOT: only four, right? *CHI: yeah. %com: c looks at card *CHI: who's this? *CHI: dougflutie? *CHI: no [/?]. *MOT: who's dougflutie? *CHI: who's the name? *MOT: do you have dougflutie on the brain today? *MOT: that's professor, no +/. *MOT: that's drbunsenhoneydew. *CHI: drbunsen +/. *MOT: bunsen. *CHI: bunsen. *MOT: honeydew. *CHI: with a [/?]. *CHI: [/?] xxx. *MOT: honeydew. *CHI: wait. *MOT: do you know why they call him that? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: look at his head. %com: c looks at picture on card *MOT: what is that? *CHI: a water. *MOT: it's not a water, it's a different kind. *MOT: a water what? *CHI: waterflower. *MOT: [/?]. *MOT: you were thinking of watermelon? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: well this is a honeydew melon. *MOT: and that's his head. *MOT: his head is a melon, that's why they call him professorhoneydew. *CHI: professor. *CHI: professor. *CHI: this is professor. *CHI: ok you. *MOT: you know this guy, right? *CHI: no [/?] you. *MOT: ok, do you have misspiggy? *CHI: give me that. *MOT: what? *MOT: these are mine. *MOT: that's my favorite. *MOT: I love him. *CHI: who's this? *MOT: andrew. *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: ok. *MOT: do you? *CHI: strange creature. *MOT: he's a very strange creature. *CHI: that's a [/?] sound. *MOT: it has an [/?] sound? *CHI: yes. *MOT: this one has the [/?] sound because there's two [/?]. %com: m points to cards *MOT: that's scooter. *CHI: scooter. *MOT: but this one, this horrible looking one? *MOT: they call him sweetums. *CHI: sweetums. *MOT: and he's not sweet at all. *CHI: sweet at all. *CHI: sweetums. *MOT: they call him sweetums. *CHI: sweetums. *MOT: I don't have one of those. *MOT: go fish. *CHI: I got a sweetums. *MOT: do I have a sweetums? *CHI: yes. *MOT: no, I have this one. %com: m shows c cards *CHI: swedishchef? *MOT: yeah. %com: m and c sing *MOT: can you understand him when he talks? *CHI: yes. *MOT: [/?] I can't at all. *MOT: he talks through his nose. *MOT: he talks funny. *CHI: he talks. %com: c makes nasal sounds *MOT: and this one, I love him. %com: m shows c card *CHI: funny. *MOT: yup. *MOT: what's his name? *CHI: funny. *MOT: that's fozzy. *CHI: fozzy who? *MOT: fozzybear. *CHI: fozzybear. *MOT: yeah and this is my favorite. *MOT: you know him. *CHI: like to fly a kite [$ threes]. *MOT: yeah, he des everything. *MOT: he flys kite-s, he gets shot out of cannons. %com: c talks into mic *CHI: hello my name's jerry. *CHI: hello I love you. *MOT: how nice! *MOT: what else can you tell her? *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: what else? *CHI: wanna sing swedishchef. *MOT: you wanna sing the swedishchef? %com: m and c hum song *CHI: swedishchef. *MOT: yeah. *MOT: did you ever see how he cooks? *MOT: chickens fly through the air and [/?] what a mess, [/?]? *CHI: sing. *MOT: he talks like that. *MOT: sing? *MOT: the way he does? *CHI: yes. *MOT: you just want me to make a nut out of myself. *CHI: momma please sing. %com: m and c sing *MOT: that's how he sounds. *CHI: xxx. *CHI: swedishchef. *CHI: blow your nose. *MOT: it looks like he has to blow his nose, doesn't it? *MOT: I know. *MOT: it's how he sounds too. *MOT: what about this guy? *CHI: I'm sorry. *MOT: this is the one that usually gets shot out of cannons and things. *CHI: not shot out cannons. *CHI: lookit that? *MOT: don't you know at the end? %com: c sings, m shows card to c *MOT: that's my gonzo. *MOT: what about him? *CHI: fozzy. *MOT: no [/?]. *MOT: who's this? *CHI: fozzy. *MOT: no. *MOT: this is the frog. *CHI: green frog [$0a]. *MOT: yeah. *MOT: which green frog is he? *CHI: [/?], it's kate. *MOT: no, it's not kate, that's kermit. *CHI: kermit ate a egg. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: do you know this one? *CHI: fozzy. *MOT: that's the baby. *CHI: what baby? *MOT: that's his [/?] little buddy. *MOT: that's robin crying. *CHI: [/?]. *MOT: you like him. *MOT: let's see who else is here. *CHI: xxx. *MOT: I don't know this one. *MOT: camillathehen? *CHI: camillathehen. *MOT: [/?] you know him. *MOT: scooter. *CHI: scooter. *MOT: [/?], here he is. *CHI: crazyharry. *MOT: crazyharry, right. %com: c looks at crazy harry and swedish chef cards *CHI: he's crazy and crazy. *CHI: it's crazyharry. *CHI: wanna call the swedishchef. *CHI: wait a minute, I want to call the [/?] harry. *CHI: I'm the swedishchef. *MOT: are you introducing them to each other? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: what are we going to play with these? *MOT: are we going to play [/?] +/. *CHI: people. *MOT: we're going to play people? *MOT: are we going to play fish or are we going to play concentration? *CHI: people. *MOT: and you want them to be people? *CHI: yeah. *CHI: come on, please? *MOT: you mean like puppets? *CHI: yeah. *MOT: ok. *MOT: then I wanna be gonzo. *MOT: who are you gonna be? *CHI: I'm gonna be swedishchef. *MOT: swedishchef, I thought so. *CHI: I wanna be crazyharry. *MOT: and you're gonna be crazyharry at the same time? *CHI: yeah. *CHI: yes. *MOT: ok. *MOT: ok, this is gonzo here and I do not want to be shot out of a cannon today. *CHI: yes I do. *MOT: what do I have to do on this show today? *CHI: you're gonna get tied up. *MOT: I'm gonna get tied up? *MOT: [/?] no. *MOT: I always have to get tied up. *MOT: what's going to happen to me after that? *MOT: [/?] no. *MOT: this doesn't look like much fun. *CHI: [/?]. *CHI: I'm sorry harry. *MOT: what happens to me after I get tied up? *CHI: I'm going to put you in a box. *MOT: you're going to put me in a box. *MOT: and then what's going to happen to me? *CHI: and then I put you in a train. *MOT: and you're going to put me in a train. *MOT: and then where am I going to go? *CHI: I'm gonna go florida. *MOT: I'm going to florida. *MOT: [/?] not bad. *MOT: if I can get out of the box and get untied that wouldn't be bad. *CHI: yes I do. *MOT: is anyone coming with me? *CHI: yup. *MOT: who? *CHI: you. *MOT: who? *CHI: you and crazy +/. *MOT: crazyharry? *CHI: you. *CHI: I'm going to tie you up and put you in a box on train [$0a]. *MOT: yes. *CHI: and then +/. *MOT: who's going to come with me? *MOT: anybody? *CHI: swedishchef. *MOT: [/?] alright. *MOT: good. *MOT: maybe he'll make me some nice meatballs. *CHI: yeah. @End